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Chainsaw should have a wiki page. the wiki editor is some moron. probably some little kid who likes acting important to disguise his pathetic life.

edit: i just looked up the editor...good grief, what a loser

07-04-2012 , 01:11 AM

#77

RanchDressin

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http://www.worldpokertour.com/Live_U...-E931F11E395D}

Relevant

07-04-2012 , 02:15 AM

#78

wobbegong

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Guys, your 2p2 experience will be that much better once he is on your ignore list.

If someone makes him a wiki page, this thread must be referenced in it. "Perhaps most well know for attempting to write his own wiki page and seek others to write it for him, poker prodigy Allen Kessler..."

07-04-2012 , 02:43 AM

#79

JimAfternoon

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He deserves a wiki page imo.

07-04-2012 , 02:57 AM

#80

whydowe_fall

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I mean, if this guy has one, why should anyone be stopped from jerking themselves off on wikipedia?

07-04-2012 , 03:13 AM

#81

poppoppoq

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 220

I like Allen. He hung out with Hellmuth in St. Louis.

BTW Chainsaw, you should change your nickname to machine gun.

Allen "machine gun" kessler. sounds good

07-04-2012 , 03:20 AM

#82

SwoopAE

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I mean, if this guy has one, why should anyone be stopped from jerking themselves off on wikipedia?

Surely this can't be real, this is amazing. I actually read most of this guy's wiki. If not satire, this is amazing.

07-04-2012 , 03:24 AM

#83

Initially

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Gotta love wiki...

07-04-2012 , 03:37 AM

#84

AKingdom

Pooh-Bah

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wall de Ripper

Haters.gonna hate
U are the man chainsaw.dont listen to these jelly newbs gl
Rest of wsop!!

Hi Chainsaw!

07-04-2012 , 03:54 AM

#85

Omaha Chris

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Due to multiple, flagrant, and repeated infractions, I am officially issuing this thread a citation from the Grammar Police.

"Wiki" (and "wiki") are not synonyms for "Wikipedia", or pages on Wikipedia.

A wiki is a type of user-editable website.

Wikipedia is a wiki. There are many wikis. And while Wikipedia is the best-known, it was nowhere near the first, nor was it the originator of the term "wiki."

Calling Wikipedia "Wiki" is about as stupid-sounding as calling twoplustwo.com "a Web."

So, please stop! And tell your friends! Thanks!!!!!!!

07-04-2012 , 04:50 AM

#86

frozendonk

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I mean, if this guy has one, why should anyone be stopped from jerking themselves off on wikipedia?

QFT. Allen has some impressive results. If "El Tigre" or whatever has a page, then yes, Allen definitely deserves one, though I don't understand why its that big of a deal to him.

While I disagree with his handling of the Kevmath situation he seems overall a decent fellow. People make mistakes. I'm not quite sure why he apparently tilts some people so much.

07-04-2012 , 06:29 AM

#87

doublejoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pokerproplaya08

dunno, i hear a lot of whines n complaints from a lot of players. Allen is mainly just complaining about structures, he wants good structures in the tourneys he plays. Tbh, I do too so I usually ccl about his complaints b/c it's a lot better than hearing someone say their premium holdings did not hold vs some rat **** hand.

but fwiw, Allen is actually a good guy and pretty fun to have @ the table. Maybe I'm one of the few, but I'm a Chainsaw fan.

Thanks for your support. I really appreciate it. So much negativity out there.

07-04-2012 , 06:45 AM

#88

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

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i actually hope allen gets one but not until this stops being funny.

(in seriousness he does deserve one relative to a lot of the stuff on wiki.... just fix up the references, use 2+2 if need be and it should be over the line)

07-04-2012 , 09:16 AM

#89

forthwrite

self-banned

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Spoiler:

07-04-2012 , 09:34 AM

#90

Ichaseafterfrogs

enthusiast

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Quote:

Originally Posted by doublejoker

Thanks for your support. I really appreciate it. So much negativity out there.

Hi there mates, I've never heard of you before and I couldn't find you on wiki?

What have you won?

07-04-2012 , 10:18 AM

#91

rakemeplz

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btw does gobbo have a wikipidea? He's kind of awesome. (yup, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Fricke ). Effortless, son. From what i remember tony the tiger's wikipidea thing is more like a blog/user created thing type of page or something which he made himself (not sure on the details).

Maybe allen can do one of those, until he actually wins a donkament and becomes notable in the eyes of the world and wikipedia editors. Wikipedia editors believe in closing apparently, or at least placing in donkaments with large prize pools.

07-04-2012 , 10:24 AM

#92

NoahSD

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I mean, if this guy has one, why should anyone be stopped from jerking themselves off on wikipedia?

That's hilarious. But, just for the record, that is not a Wikipedia article; it's the guy's user profile. Anyone can have one of those--You make them yourself.

07-04-2012 , 10:25 AM

#93

Maxxfly

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by doublejoker

Thanks for your support. I really appreciate it. So much negativity out there.

I wouldn't sweat it too much Allen

most of the negativity is coming from these useless little snot nosed punks who sit at home in their moms basement grinding .01/.02 Omaha and have never had a single WSOP cash, let alone several

07-04-2012 , 10:42 AM

#94

rakemeplz

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

Well you're convinced, but good luck convincing a non poker playing wikipedia editor you're some kind of notable poker player when your greatest accomplishment is finishing second in a stud tournament for under 300 thousand dollars in 2010. He probably doesn't even know what stud is.