Step by step 2+2 Handbook
1. Find angry thread on successful poker players.
2. If none, make something up or 'reckon' something about their abilities in today's games.
3. Form angry mob, ensure pedestal or horse is sufficiently high and use the word 'scum' frequently, however trivial the accusation.
4. If successful billionaire doesn't reply within 10 minutes, this is an instant admission of guilt and disdain towards the working class.
5. Once the harassee replies, immediately accuse him of being 'delusional', tell him he's not in front of a computer but is in fact in the matrix and must take the blue pill.
6. The harassee should now be emotionally affected and must defend his state of mind as well as the original accusation, now’s the time to tell him to shut up! Use 'stop posting!' and 'OMG your making it so much worse!'.
7. Now they're rendered speechless, dish out the punishments!
8. Suggest all government, businesses and family cut ties with or ban the individual, demand capital punishment for slow-rolling or worse.
9. Most importantly, never ever forget. Bring it up in every thread they are involved in for life.
10. Your dinner's probably ready by now, don't worry about your parents enquiring about the possibility of getting a job or a girlfriend, you're 35 and doing great!