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Actually, I've decided to quit poker and take up base jumping. I'm starting my own league of hot naked female base jumpers. If you know anyone who is interested in joining, please have them contact me! Thanks

This is not Brandi.

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01-31-2008 , 05:50 PM

#103

Bonified

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Originally Posted by BrandiRose

Keep working on your timing.

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01-31-2008 , 05:51 PM

#104

MiltonFriedman

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.... maybe she is starting a foreskin collection ?

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01-31-2008 , 05:52 PM

#105

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

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Originally Posted by Brown Thumb

O Mortensen, Mortensen! wherefore art thou Mortensen?
Deny thy father, and refuse thy name;
I’ll give you crabs, you give me fame,
And I’ll no longer be a Hawbreaker.

What’s in a name? that which we call a Rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
But this Brandi-Rose hath become a jopke,
Amid Rumours of buttsecks for poker and coke.

As the shame piles up, what must one do?
Change the name, the nose, become a Jew.
Truly a new sitcom star hath come our way,
And by which name? Naami Dea.

[x] Needs more love

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01-31-2008 , 05:53 PM

#106

prohornblower

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So it costs $148 to change a name, but I don't think she can buy a new reputation.

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01-31-2008 , 05:54 PM

#107

PokerBob

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

So it costs $148 to change a name, but I don't think she can buy a new reputation.

or a new immune system.

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01-31-2008 , 05:59 PM

#108

romdom

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hate it when people tell dirty sluts theyre dirty sluts, akin to calling a fish a fish. They probably know it, and telling them only makes them act self conscious. SLUTS ARE NOT A BAD THING.

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01-31-2008 , 06:15 PM

#109

Zetack

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Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,859

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Originally Posted by BrandiRose

I could be the videographer.

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01-31-2008 , 07:19 PM

#110

pimprexel

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Originally Posted by BrandiRose

This is really sad. We are all literally watching the imminent mental break down of a person right before our very eyes. She realizes now she will never be accepted into the poker world. Instead of making ammends with the people she has stole from and betrayed, she chooses to embarrass herself further.

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01-31-2008 , 07:29 PM

#111

reefdawg

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Originally Posted by pimprexel

Maybe she just sees it as entertainment. Sucks for everyone personally involved, but its entertaining as hell for the rest of us NVGtards.

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01-31-2008 , 07:39 PM

#112

urbe

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This thread has interesting and exciting implications.

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01-31-2008 , 08:07 PM

#113

BrandiRose

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http://www.Break.com/index/basejumping30a.html
http://www.Break.com/index/basejumping30b.html

I am going to take over the world!! Muahahahahahhahha

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01-31-2008 , 08:12 PM

#114

PokerBob

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Originally Posted by BrandiRose

http://www.Break.com/index/basejumping30a.html
http://www.Break.com/index/basejumping30b.html

I am going to take over the world!! Muahahahahahhahha

You finally realize that gravity can help you in your quest. Well done.

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01-31-2008 , 08:14 PM

#115

reefdawg

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Heh you're a bit obsessed with the idea of flying aren't you?

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01-31-2008 , 08:18 PM

#116

LetMeLive

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Originally Posted by PokerBob

You finally realize that gravity can help you in your quest. Well done.

wow, u win the internet

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01-31-2008 , 09:07 PM

#117

JJJ804

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If she's in LA maybe she should admit herself to the psyche ward at Cedars and join Britney, sounds like they have a lot in common.

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01-31-2008 , 09:13 PM

#118

Zetack

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Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,859

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Originally Posted by BrandiRose

http://www.Break.com/index/basejumping30a.html
http://www.Break.com/index/basejumping30b.html

I am going to take over the world!! Muahahahahahhahha

Neither naked nor female. I'm not sure how these are relevant to your quest.

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01-31-2008 , 09:17 PM

#119

Oski

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Originally Posted by BrandiRose

http://www.Break.com/index/basejumping30a.html
http://www.Break.com/index/basejumping30b.html

I am going to take over the world!! Muahahahahahhahha

At least if you suck at basejumping, you won't be around to hear everyone cap on you.

By the way, at least wear a thong when jumping; you don't want to whistle all the way down.

Last edited by Oski; 01-31-2008 at 09:24 PM.

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02-01-2008 , 02:40 AM

#120

shrunkviolet

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Originally Posted by PokerBob

This is not Brandi.

Wow, THANK YOU!!!!!! I was so confused, you REALLY clearified things, ZOMG LDO!! QNFPQKGMQ<GM:LQW<F:LQW<TL<

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02-01-2008 , 03:29 AM

#121

tercet

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nvm

Last edited by tercet; 02-01-2008 at 03:31 AM. Reason: nvm

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02-01-2008 , 03:30 AM

#122

teddyFBI

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Originally Posted by pimprexel

What's the latest on the criminal case you've allegedly filed against her?

(Or did you not have the stomach to see it thru?)

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02-01-2008 , 05:26 AM

#123

RikaKazak

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Originally Posted by ajmargarine

Or, National Association of Advanced Motorcycle Instructors...

LOL

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02-01-2008 , 09:19 AM

#124

Quanah Parker

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Originally Posted by romdom

hate it when people tell dirty sluts theyre dirty sluts, akin to calling a fish a fish. They probably know it, and telling them only makes them act self conscious. SLUTS ARE NOT A BAD THING.

Truth.

Lying sluts can be a drag, but the rare straight up honest slut is a magical and wonderful gem.

Big love for the sluts.