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did i read that right jennfox, she wanted to change her own name to beautiful goddess?

My New Haircut - Jewish Edition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4DVubs9Z0

lol funny still like the asian one more

HIGH
FIVE!

Yeah, I think you just show up and a couple weeks later you're picking out a gown for the Emmys.

Yet more evidence of the cacophony that takes place between her ears. She believes that a passing interest in this President Takes A Whore drama on a message board translates into talent. I'll admit that the mental contortion required to be that delusional and still function in any capacity is impressive. It helps that the entertainment industry has carved out a niche for the pathetic. So while we think Celebrity Boxing, Surreal Life, porn, etc. she no doubt has visions of Pushing Daisies.

First off, thanks for the love, Markks.

Second off, if Brandi thought it was hard to "break in" to the poker industry and be successful, I think it's amazing that she could think Hollywood is a better option.

Much like there are a million poker players who are losing or even at 1/2NL, there are a million "wannabe" actresses in Hollywoo waiting tables, and trying to angle-shoot their way into a role.

I guess in her mind, it's probably the next logical con. I'd hate to say it like this, but there are going to be girls a LOT hotter than Brandi in Hollywood. While she might be the cutest little thing at a poker table full of degenerate men, she's not going to get a lot of love in CA where she'd be the 8th or 9th hottest girl out of any 10 going out for an audition.

But then again, looking at how bad she sucks at poker, she's never been great at finding a good table.

O Mortensen, Mortensen! wherefore art thou Mortensen?
Deny thy father, and refuse thy name;
I’ll give you crabs, you give me fame,
And I’ll no longer be a Hawbreaker.

What’s in a name? that which we call a Rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
But this Brandi-Rose hath become a jopke,
Amid Rumours of buttsecks for poker and coke.

As the shame piles up, what must one do?
Change the name, the nose, become a Jew.
Truly a new sitcom star hath come our way,
And by which name? Naami Dea.

Me thinks "Gamy Lay" would be the best Brandi Ho name change.

American Heritage Dictionary:

gam·y also gam·ey (gā'mē) Pronunciation Key
adj. gam·i·er, gam·i·est

1.
1. Having the flavor or odor of game, especially game that is slightly spoiled.
2. Ill-smelling; rank.
3. Corrupt; tainted: "those considerable forces in America that appear to be tired of the old politics (particularly the gamy municipal variety)" (Tom Wicker).
4. Sordid; seamy.
5. Sexually suggestive; racy.
2. Showing an unyielding spirit; plucky: a gamy little mare that loved to run.
3.
1. Corrupt; tainted: "those considerable forces in America that appear to be tired of the old politics (particularly the gamy municipal variety)" (Tom Wicker).
2. Sordid; seamy.
3. Sexually suggestive; racy.

pimp, can you skip to the 411 we're most interested in knowing,
Crazy in the head, Crazy in the bed. Details.

NaamiDea.com.....Hmmmm

OK, WTF?!

Naami means nothing in hebrew. It's not even a name. The name is spelled Naomi. Like Naomi Shemer, who's a famous song writer here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naomi_Shemer)

It def doesn't mean beautifull goddess or whatever. Dai is seemingly meaningless as well, although if it pronounced like "die" it means enough in hebrew. So enough with the bullcrap.

It's like that Tom Cruise girl, whose name means nothing in hebrew and they claimed it was princess or some ****.

God, some of us actually speak the language.

Amusing that she would go to all this trouble to stop people finding out about her past, given that within 2 minutes of her appearing on TV, Soap Opera digest would have had a call from a 2+2er who recognised her.

wait, which 2p2er reads Soap Opera Digest?

or are you volunteering?

who cares about this chick. 2+2 = groupies. go watch the news er somthing.

How does a jewish hooker maker her money?
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Hole sale

Actually, I've decided to quit poker and take up base jumping. I'm starting my own league of hot naked female base jumpers. If you know anyone who is interested in joining, please have them contact me! Thanks

It's alive...

word????

I volunteer to be landing pad.

quit playing online then too. you cant afford to keep throwing away $40 bucks at a time at 1/2 limit when you owe money to so many people..

ps- LOVE the slutty comments. keep building that rep, baby!!

yo jenn whats her sn?

if i was going to post that, you would see it the post above