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01-27-2008 , 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
She had several consultations with surgeons in regards to getting implants, her Jew-nose done, and other work on her.
niiiice
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01-27-2008 , 07:19 AM
Ok so if I order some jew hooker to my hotel, there's a risk that Brandi will show up? That's bad. I don't like being scammed.
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01-27-2008 , 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
Around September, she decided that she wanted to embrace judiasm. Started going to classes to learn hebrew, met with a rabbi, and attended temple.

She wanted to leave the poker world and try to break into the entertainment industry by auditioning for sitcoms in LA (I am not making this up). She had several consultations with surgeons in regards to getting implants, her nose done, and other work on her. She decided that it would be best to change her name before entering the entertainment industry. She was afraid her past might be brought up/found at some point and it could appear on the cover of People or one of those gossip magazines (Again, I am not making this up). She wanted a new name that wouldnt be linked to her past

We demand much more of this particular type of post...

Jenn,

You can help as well
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01-27-2008 , 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by KSOT
Can we ban JennFox? Or at least tie her up or something?
No way. A good 50% of our daily Brandi/Naami Dai drama is being provided by Jenn Fox.

You could ban that boyfriend of hers though. He's very light on the gossip posts from what I can tell.
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01-27-2008 , 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
Around September, she decided that she wanted to embrace judiasm. Started going to classes to learn hebrew, met with a rabbi, and attended temple.
She's choosing the wrong religion. The idea that it's the jews who run Hollywood is so 1930's.

Today, it's the Scientologists who run Hollywood. She needs to change her name to L. Ron and start trading anal for auditing sessions.

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She had several consultations with surgeons in regards to getting implants, her nose done, and other work on her.
Obviously, it's more important to have breast implants than it is to actually be able to act. The casting couch route to fame and fortune makes that perfectly clear.

Given how busto she is, this should have been a warning to you. She was gonna sting you for this surgery one way or the other. If you weren't going to stump it up voluntarily, she was obviously going to take the value in appliances and family heirlooms.

Last edited by glimmertwin; 01-27-2008 at 08:07 AM.
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01-27-2008 , 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by EWS87
this thread will have 1500 posts within 24 hours
Odds please.
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01-27-2008 , 09:21 AM
oh noessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, i am diana
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01-27-2008 , 09:51 AM
Judge : Next case, the state versus Max Power

Homer : Yeah, good luck finding him

Judge : Also known as Homer Simpson

Homer : Doh !

PS that was a deleted scene on the DVD which must make me some kind of super-nerd.
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01-27-2008 , 11:18 AM
serious question time.

every time I see the name it I pronounce it "nommy day" in my head. Is that just my BBV upbringing?
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01-27-2008 , 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ajmargarine
Hmmm, from my initial Google search I find it's the Hebrew spelling of Naomi.

Or, National Association of Advanced Motorcycle Instructors...

Just missed on this one--National Alliance on Mental Illness
loool
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01-27-2008 , 01:38 PM
The Brandi threads provide hours of entertainment while I multi-table. Could someone point me to the origin of the "one day I'll fly" reference? I must have missed that one.

And my sympathies to the good Jewish people.
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01-27-2008 , 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AwkwardAardvark
The Brandi threads provide hours of entertainment while I multi-table. Could someone point me to the origin of the "one day I'll fly" reference? I must have missed that one.
Here's a pretty good cliffsnotes of the background.

http://cakerockstheparty.wordpress.c...usting-anyone/

It's in the Newhizzle section 2/3 of the way down or so.
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01-27-2008 , 02:07 PM
Serious Q: How did Druff find this out? Are name-change records public? Is there a search-able DB that someone decided to try and match w/ Hawbaker?

p.s. pimprex: any update on the criminal case you claim to have opened versus Brandi? (btw, I still don't get your hangup about not being able to nab her unless she's in Nevada. She didn't flee to F'ing Cuba -- cops can bring her in irrespective of where she's caught. You can't steal $40,000 worth of property and evade prosecution altogether by simply going to Cali.)

p.p.s. repeat of $10 bounty offer for the first person to post her mugshot here.

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01-27-2008 , 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by teddyFBI
p.s. pimprex: any update on the criminal case you claim to have opened versus Brandi? (btw, I still don't get your hangup about not being able to nab her unless she's in Nevada. She didn't flee to F'ing Cuba -- cops can bring her in irrespective of where she's caught. You can't steal $40,000 worth of property and evade prosecution altogether by simply going to Cali.)
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California doesn't have an extradition treaty with Nevada.
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01-27-2008 , 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonified
Judge : Next case, the state versus Max Power

Homer : Yeah, good luck finding him

Judge : Also known as Homer Simpson

Homer : Doh !

PS that was a deleted scene on the DVD which must make me some kind of super-nerd.
Didnt Homer get that name off of a cordless hand drill lol - that was a great episode. Max Power!
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01-27-2008 , 02:39 PM
How long before were reading about the Kabutz, she cleaned out?
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01-27-2008 , 03:05 PM
I'm sure she thinks being jewish will help her in hollywood. Always an angle with this girl.
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01-27-2008 , 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by MichaelL
pssssssssst... the jews control the hollywoods

even the porn industry?
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01-27-2008 , 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pale_Rider
I'm sure she thinks being jewish will help her in hollywood. Always an angle with this girl.
Yup, I was 99.9% sure that becoming a jew was some sort of angle, but I didn't realize that brandi was doing Hollywood! Good stuff pimprexel.
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01-27-2008 , 03:34 PM
lol name changeaments.
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01-27-2008 , 03:54 PM
PimpR:

Here in Virginia the pleading you file in court for a name change has to allege that the person seeking a name change is not seeking the name change for improper purposes, such as to avoid creditors.

If California's is simiar, you could have some fun with her by contesting her name change by claiming to be a creditor she is attempting to hide from.

Also, the pleading should list her current address. If you hire a Nevada attorney to throw together a lawsuit against her, you can use the name change pleading to find her and have a private process server in California serve her.

My best friend is a Vegas attorney (and a poker guy, too). I don't know if he would take the case, but if you are interested in obtaining a judgment against her, PM me and I will give you his name and number.
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01-27-2008 , 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by MichaelL
pssssssssst... the jews control the hollywoods
Pssst....

the stereotype is for jews to change their ethnic sounding names to a waspy one so that they're more widely accepted.
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01-27-2008 , 04:17 PM
Naami Dea gogogogogogogogogo
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01-27-2008 , 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR
Didnt Homer get that name off of a cordless hand drill lol - that was a great episode. Max Power!
Hair-dryer IIRC :-)

BTW I only just noticed this :

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She wanted to leave the poker world and try to break into the entertainment industry by auditioning for sitcoms in LA
Photoshop whizzes, your public awaits.

Last edited by Bonified; 01-27-2008 at 05:01 PM.
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01-27-2008 , 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerBob
She will find that the stain she has inflicted upon herself is indelible.
Well, baby use to stay out all night long
She made me cry, she done me wrong
She hurt my eyes open, that's no lie
Tables turning, now her turn to cry

Because I used to love her, but it's all over now
Because I used to love her, but it's all over now

Well, she used to run around with every man in town
Spent all my money playing a highclass game
She put me out, it was a pity how I cried
The tables turning now, her turn to cry

Because I used to love her, but it's all over now
Because I used to love her, but it's all over now

Well, I used to wake 'the morning, get my breakfast in bed
When I gotten worried she could ease my aching head
But now she's here and there with every man in town
Still trying to take me for that same old clown

Because I used to love her, but it's all over now
Because I used to love her, but it's all over now...


So maybe the breakfast in bed is a stretch, but I heard this song today and instantly thought of this saga.

Also reminds me of Ryan Adams "Come Pick Me Up"...Explicit Version.

Okay, so I'm bored...Flame away.
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