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Sad part about all of this is he was worth upwards of 10 Million before poker. Really a poster boy for how gambling can screw up your life. He should listen to the people on twitter who tell him to quit. He is not a professional. Professionals don't never have a having winning year every year they have played the game.

are you a 5 years old drunk kid?

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02-05-2012 , 06:10 PM

#753

Jersey's Finest

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 519

I always saw his whole bankroll thing as one big marketing thing he did for himself. Why would a backer keep backing him if all he does he continue to go bust?

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02-06-2012 , 10:58 AM

#754

Odds Bodkins

adept

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 736

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Originally Posted by ToddVandale

I also read that sentence and instantly

I'm sure if you were a real high stakes pro, that sentence would be completely intelligible. Or something.

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02-06-2012 , 12:07 PM

#755

Cinarocket

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But how much did he win?

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02-21-2012 , 06:02 AM

#756

Chrizza

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,778

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Jean-Robert Bellande @BrokeLivingJRB

Shhhiiiiipppp! Biggest win of my life tonight. +165k. I'm digging out of this hole. Yeah buddy! br=-139k #happybacker

Hmmm.

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02-21-2012 , 06:21 AM

#757

RaiseWanMiryon

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,258

Followed by the biggest loss of his life no doubt.

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03-01-2012 , 06:21 AM

#758

Chrizza

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,778

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Jean-Robert Bellande ‏ @BrokeLivingJRB

It's a very bad idea to have dentist prescribed Vicodin next to my bed after dropping 140k straight. #broketrippin

In before drug addiction and suicide.

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03-01-2012 , 07:47 AM

#759

KingBBinLV

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,883

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Originally Posted by Chrizza

In before drug addiction and suicide.

Eat them like tic tacs JRB!

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03-01-2012 , 02:19 PM

#760

Carl_LaFong

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 632

^

Is that a fish on his pocket ?

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03-01-2012 , 02:21 PM

#761

hehateme315

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go with oxys bro

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03-01-2012 , 02:46 PM

#762

Gankstar

adept

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,041

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Originally Posted by David123

wtf is going on in this sentence.

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Originally Posted by BonafiedGreat

Sad part about all of this is he was worth upwards of 10 Million before poker. Really a poster boy for how gambling can screw up your life. He should listen to the people on twitter who tell him to quit. He is not a professional. Professionals don't never have a having winning year every year they have played the game.

To the untrained eye this looks like the ramblings of a madman, or the delusional banter of a LSD trip gone wrong. But I assure you, this is 5th level thinking.

It's not what he meant.

It's not what you think he meant.

It's also not what he thinks you thought he meant.

It's further not what you think he thinks you thought he meant.

It's what he thinks you think he thinks you thought he meant.

In other words, he has ducks, fold.

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03-01-2012 , 04:20 PM

#763

AlwaysLurking

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 71

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Originally Posted by Gankstar

well played sir +1 to you

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03-01-2012 , 04:46 PM

#764

RedManPlus

banned

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,169

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Originally Posted by Gankstar

Quality #LevelFiveBrokeThinking example.

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03-01-2012 , 05:08 PM

#765

Percival

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 321

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Originally Posted by hehateme315

go with oxys bro

LMAO

Maybe it's time for another run at SURVIVOR? Or better yet, maybe BobbyB can rally Sam Grizzle and team up for THE AMAZING RACE. OMG, now THAT would be television worth watching.

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03-01-2012 , 09:53 PM

#766

useless

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Originally Posted by Gankstar

I believe the term you're looking for is Triple Range Merge you neanderthal.

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03-01-2012 , 10:13 PM

#767

Literature

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 109

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Originally Posted by Chrizza

In before drug addiction and suicide.

lololol

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06-04-2012 , 04:43 AM

#768

Chrizza

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,778

Am I the only one who thinks Sky Blu looks like JRB with his new haircut?

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06-04-2012 , 08:35 AM

#769

David123

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,818

could be identical twin, if ten yrs younger(JRB).

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06-04-2012 , 08:58 AM

#770

dwiele

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,258

jrb is a complete tool, but it looks like his nonsense is working.

getting an extra card in plo// getting 10% back + 1BB an hour to play lololol.

sick self promotionaments

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06-04-2012 , 09:01 AM

#771

RaiseWanMiryon

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,258

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Originally Posted by RedManPlus

Quality #LevelFiveBrokeThinking example.

Redmanplus is banned? This better be a joke.

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06-04-2012 , 12:03 PM

#772

bluefingin

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 242

Why does JRB not have his own reality TV show?

2 Months 2 Million with JRB instead of Krantz/whitelime/etc. would be so fing amazing.

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06-04-2012 , 12:27 PM

#773

Andrew Boccia

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,539

the reason I prefer to show in the proper order at all times is I'm sick of making good calls and then morons winning pots by accidentally valuebetting and then proceeding to slowroll you.

Happens all the time.

Phil is an idiot.