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09-15-2017 , 12:36 PM
First one had me in stitches, this second one was whatever.
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09-15-2017 , 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by robert_utk
He said no punches have ever been thrown, he said he knows how to keep it from reaching that point.
Makes sense, if all he wants to do is distract or tilt you or get a tell. Once the veins on the forehead start to bulge, he has accomplished his goal.
Idk, the video where he is slow-rolling the guy to his left, then gets all giddy with his own hilarity and literally grabs the guy around the neck ..... I think he might have gotten a left hook if he happens to grab the wrong guy he just pissed off like that. He lays hands on someone, he crossed past the point of innocence and he might get punched simply as a reaction to someone getting grabbed.

Basically, he is a character actor, like the ghouls in a haunted house, he can make noises and gestures, but he can't touch anyone.
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09-15-2017 , 03:09 PM
I never got the hate for Kassouf, just harmless fun. I'd rather watch him at a table than some GTO'ers hidden underneath hoodies.

The game after that one with Hellmuth and Matusow was funny, especially the commentator calling Kassouf, The Mouth Junior.

Kassouf appears to be letting off a lot of nervous energy. Watching the Bike streams, he has to be doing something all the time. Whether talking, playing with his phone, rocking back and forth in his seat. He can't just sit still and be quiet for more than a few seconds.

He's always commenting on the game. The dealer places another card and he must talk about it. "I've got gin". Most of the time he was telling people his actual cards and not even lying about it. Just can't stop it and it looks like he's just anxious.

When he folded his two pair to Matasow's pair of Queens. He must have told Matasow he had two pair about 10 times and asking Mike if he wants the call. Mike was saying yes, I'd love the call or even a raise. Kassouf talked himself out of it and folded showing and Hellmuth couldn't believe he folded two pair.
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09-15-2017 , 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by HardcoreGamer
I never got the hate for Kassouf, just harmless fun. I'd rather watch him at a table than some GTO'ers hidden underneath hoodies.
I would rather "watch" him too because at least I would have the option of muting my speakers, walking away from the screen etc etc when I have had enough and want a break.

If I had to actually be at a table with him or the GTO hoodie for 12-15 straight hours, I am picking the latter without a shadow of a doubt.

To have to just listen to his blah blah, all damn day, would grow tiresome pretty quickly and I am pretty sure that I am not in the minority.
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09-16-2017 , 05:06 AM
Fedor Holz got slowrolled last night heads up while playing for $900,000 up top by another German

Spoiler:
Fedor 3 barrelled into back door quads, he shoved river
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09-18-2017 , 04:49 PM
The best slow roll ever will be when someone stands up and slow rolls and his opponent pulls out a gun and shoots him in the crotch.
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09-18-2017 , 07:28 PM
Click.....Click......Click......Click......Click.. .....Bang!

There is your slow roll :P
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