Best slow roll ever? - Page 4 - Poker News

Op that is just a tool wtf best slow roll ever

Nothing even remotely funny or good about that vid you and your friends are tools, love to slow steam them in oil then turn up the heat and boil them live.

Quote

09-07-2017 , 06:25 AM

#78

Singasong2222

banned

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 1,243

Last post bit harsh would really just sit there and think it and not say a word so yeah I would not boil them I lied.

Quote

09-07-2017 , 12:31 PM

#79

blizzy

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 36

Don't know why embedded video doesn't work but I thought this would qualify here
https://youtu.be/-sze4CDhERE?t=7m45s

Last edited by blizzy; 09-07-2017 at 12:46 PM.

Quote

09-07-2017 , 01:58 PM

#80

Ken Fresno

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 164

Quote:

Originally Posted by GentlemanJack

There is no such thing as a good slow roll so it's completely silly to have a discussion on the "best" slow roll.

You couldn't be more wrong.

And I can't believe nobody brought this one up yet. Skip to about 11:00. Or don't, and it's even funnier.

Quote

09-07-2017 , 02:50 PM

#81

Defarse

adept

Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 895

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken Fresno

You couldn't be more wrong.

And I can't believe nobody brought this one up yet. Skip to about 11:00. Or don't, and it's even funnier.

Jungle's giggling has me ROFL

Quote

09-07-2017 , 07:18 PM

#82

the_glaive

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 385

I'm not sure about best slow roll, because he tells everyone what his cards are on the flop, so everyone has an inkling even if it's hard to actually believe.

However, the video is very funny and entertaining, like quite a lot of stuff involving Kassouf in my opinion. I love how so many people come along to say how he's attention seeking and annoying and not entertaining, but then spend a good team of time talking about him anyway.

The unbridled hate he receives amuses me as much as the man himself, if not more so. Shout out to all the people tilting when they're not even in a hand with him, you know who you are.

Quote

09-08-2017 , 12:00 PM

#83

excaxante

adept

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 783

Jack Ury

Enviado do meu MotoE2(4G-LTE) através de Tapatalk

Quote

09-09-2017 , 03:41 AM

#84

eddieriggs

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 215

Quote:

Originally Posted by GentlemanJack

There is no such thing as a good slow roll so it's completely silly to have a discussion on the "best" slow roll.

This. Seen OP be a moron on twitter, so not surprised this is here.

Quote

09-09-2017 , 10:40 AM

#85

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

The Ury one is the most entertaining, and no one was butthurt, just a very memorable hand for all time.

Quote

09-09-2017 , 02:45 PM

#86

PartyScout

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,764

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoreySteel

How did nobody mention one of the most epic slowrolls?!

I miss stickyrice

Yeah, loved this. Very funny kid.

Only way this could have been better would have been:

A)Hero timed out and folds

B) Villain shows 99 for Quads

That would have made this clip literally legendary!

Quote

09-11-2017 , 08:27 AM

#87

PokerBratster

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 19

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_glaive

I drink to that! Cheers

Quote

09-11-2017 , 11:51 AM

#88

Fossilkid93

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 14,200

Quote:

Originally Posted by PartyScout

Yeah, loved this. Very funny kid.

Only way this could have been better would have been:

A)Hero timed out and folds

B) Villain shows 99 for Quads

That would have made this clip literally legendary!

He's got balls that's for sure. With all the connection issues American facing sites have I'd be way too paranoid to let my time bank roll down like that.

Quote

09-11-2017 , 02:50 PM

#89

CoreySteel

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,894

And he even hovers over fold button few times.

Quote

09-12-2017 , 06:07 AM

#90

streetballpkr

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 28

this guy is ridiculous. i played with him in a wpt, its almost unreal that he acts like this all the time

Quote

09-14-2017 , 11:08 AM

#91

Pyrochaos

adept

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 778

I hope people don't see this guy and start slow rolling live more.

Quote

09-14-2017 , 11:18 AM

#92

restorativejustice

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,753

^^^^
I will ship $50 to the charity of their choice to the first guy who Kassouf gives his cards to flip over for him on a televised game to throw them into the muck so that his hand is dead.

Quote

09-14-2017 , 11:32 AM

#93

Gzesh

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 7,643

Quote:

Originally Posted by restorativejustice

^^^^
I will ship $50 to the charity of their choice to the first guy who Kassouf gives his cards to flip over for him on a televised game to throw them into the muck so that his hand is dead.

I'll match that $50 entertainment bounty as soon as I see the hand televised. My offer is good until January 31, 2018.

Quote

09-14-2017 , 11:41 AM

#94

madlex

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,442

Quote:

Originally Posted by restorativejustice

^^^^
I will ship $50 to the charity of their choice to the first guy who Kassouf gives his cards to flip over for him on a televised game to throw them into the muck so that his hand is dead.

Hand won't be dead. Since they have RFID cards / hole card cams on most televised games and aren't stupid enough to declare the muck "magic", he's going to win the hand anyway no matter where the cards go and the other guy risks getting kicked out over $50 to a charity..

Quote

09-14-2017 , 01:34 PM

#95

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

Quote:

Originally Posted by madlex

But it will shut him up.

Quote

09-14-2017 , 02:21 PM

#96

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelvis

But it will shut him up.

No, it would energize him more. It is a schtick, an act, he will stay in character. My only problem with him is tournaments where just being sat at his table is -tournament EV for innocent players that have to be delayed and distracted by his ****.

Cash tables, just leaving is a viable option.

Quote

09-14-2017 , 02:38 PM

#97

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

I am going to imagine how it would play out.

WK: Flooooooooooooor!!!! They mucked my cards
Floor: So they grabbed your cards and mucked them?
WK: Well no I pushed my cards over to them
Floor: Why would you do that?
WK: You see I was slowrolling
Floor: So you spread your cards all over the table to slowroll?
WK: Yeah I wanted them to slowroll themselves.
Floor: .....

If he doesn't mind looking like a total jackass then it won't shut up up, no.

Quote

09-14-2017 , 03:13 PM

#98

madlex

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,442

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelvis

Nothing like that will happen. It's a televised game, the floor is standing right there. They also invited Kasouf mainly because they know he will behave exactly that way which will get the game in the (poker) news.

So the following would happen: Guy mucks the hand, floor comes over and advises dealer to grab those two cards from the muck pile and table them. Pot will get pushed, other player will get a stern warning or will be immediately kicked out and either way Kasouf is going to make fun of him and his pity effort.

Quote

09-14-2017 , 03:35 PM

#99

NL5+

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 138

Kassouf is a dink. Like the kind of dink who should probably be looking over his shoulder. Not a specific threat I'm sure I'll never run into the guy myself but people only take so much lol.

Quote

09-15-2017 , 09:14 AM

#100

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally Posted by NL5+

Kassouf is a dink. Like the kind of dink who should probably be looking over his shoulder. Not a specific threat I'm sure I'll never run into the guy myself but people only take so much lol.

He said no punches have ever been thrown, he said he knows how to keep it from reaching that point.
Makes sense, if all he wants to do is distract or tilt you or get a tell. Once the veins on the forehead start to bulge, he has accomplished his goal.

Quote

Page 4 of 5

First

1 2 3 4 5

Last

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 4 of 5

First

1 2 3 4 5

Last