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09-03-2017 , 03:20 PM

#51

prahsk87

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 524

To be fair to Bond, Le Chiffre slowrolled him earlier (quads vs full house), plus he did launder money for terrorists.

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09-03-2017 , 04:40 PM

#52

ty4thDime$

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 556

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Originally Posted by prahsk87

To be fair to Bond, Le Chiffre slowrolled him earlier (quads vs full house), plus he did launder money for terrorists.

Yep, agree. Le Chiffre fair game to slow-roll

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09-03-2017 , 05:05 PM

#53

Kelvis

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Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by prahsk87

To be fair to Bond, Le Chiffre slowrolled him earlier (quads vs full house), plus he did launder money for terrorists.

Not only did he slowroll, he also berated Bond for his read while it was a massive cooler.

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09-03-2017 , 05:08 PM

#54

kevmode

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,539

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Originally Posted by Logical user

If you find this amusing then you're probably pretty new to poker. Either that or you're a young kid or a not particularly successful player. The rest of the table should want the hand to play out as quickly as possible. The only time slow rolling is acceptable is if someone has done something unimaginably bad to you for no good reason.

This guy is a grade A attention seeking idiot.

I agree with you it is low class and slows the game down. If I am not in the hand and I have to wait for some idiot slowing the game down by slow rolling it would make me upset. Luckily I don't play live so I don't have to deal with idiots such as Will Kassouf. Will thinks he is funny but he is just a attention seeker.

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09-03-2017 , 05:25 PM

#55

FlapJacks316

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Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 451

+1 on Ury

I love it when he says "I flopped a full house"

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09-03-2017 , 06:09 PM

#56

MrAdvantage

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If I ever bumped into Kassouf I would slap him and keep going. Is he a Wp or a fish players put up with cause they build a game around him? The boy needs a good kick in the balls.

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09-04-2017 , 12:28 AM

#57

NoExit

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 226

Too boring and annoying for me to even scroll through the video.

Is this Kassouf douche supposed to be "cool" in that shot of him with the shades in the beginning?

People like him are a cancer to poker and society. I would love to see him get punched at the table and his teeth fall out so he can finally STFU

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09-04-2017 , 10:44 AM

#58

micro dong

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Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 588

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Originally Posted by pokernoob85

Harman straigh flush, wasn't that from a guy who didn't realize he was slowrolling? He though HE was raising after hollywooding.

yeah people are still white knighting the poor damsel 12 years later

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09-04-2017 , 12:50 PM

#59

Wilbury Twist

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,153

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Originally Posted by MrAdvantage

who?

Here:

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Originally Posted by Wilbury Twist

Renodoc even gives a nod to that moment with his location info: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/members/7624/

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09-04-2017 , 09:04 PM

#60

CoreySteel

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,894

How did nobody mention one of the most epic slowrolls?!

I miss stickyrice

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09-04-2017 , 09:21 PM

#61

restorativejustice

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Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,753

^^^
Good for the game.

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09-04-2017 , 11:42 PM

#62

MerginHosOn24s

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Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,083

slowrolling is one of the most +EV things you can do at a table....for all you boy scouts who are outraged at such behavior, hunger strikes are pretty legit, ask Ghandi! you can change the world!

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09-05-2017 , 12:56 AM

#63

All Hail Circe

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Originally Posted by restorativejustice

^^^
Good for the game.

And here I thought Will Kassouf was annoying, I stand corrected.

I never wanted to see quad nines more in my life.

What an annoying punk.

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09-05-2017 , 07:08 AM

#64

Kelvis

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Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by All Hail Circe

And here I thought Will Kassouf was annoying, I stand corrected.

I never wanted to see quad nines more in my life.

What an annoying punk.

Wanted to see him break his ankle doing that stupid dance in front of his way oversized mirror not being able to get up to click the call button.

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09-05-2017 , 11:17 AM

#65

stillerfan

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 223

Kassouf > * and is good for poker

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09-05-2017 , 06:48 PM

#66

thedude404

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 1,447

I thought the clip when Kassouf got semi-slow rolled by another player was better. Bottom line Kassouf slows down the games because he always wants the attention on himself, he's annoying and not funny, but if you sit down at a table with him you know what you're getting so no room to complain.

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09-05-2017 , 07:12 PM

#67

Loctus

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Originally Posted by CoreySteel

How did nobody mention one of the most epic slowrolls?!

I miss stickyrice

Definitely my favourite. I've got no good feelings for stickyrice, but that hand is great

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09-06-2017 , 06:21 AM

#68

LetsgiveitaSPEW

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Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 29

I actually think its pretty funny and not that bad - With him in the Game u have to consider some random bs always anyway - for me the best and most epic "slowroll" is obv the Jack Ury

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09-06-2017 , 01:17 PM

#69

Rich Checkmaker

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Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 2,441

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Originally Posted by g-p

@ 5:36... "four times... need 2 kings... wow thats about 50/50"

maybe he means he's 50/50 to win 0/4 or 1+/4. sounds close to a 50/50 proposition to me. whats the odds he wins zero out of four versus the odds he wins at least one?? or should we assume instead that he is completely ******ed and thinks hitting both kings in four runouts is 50/50? people who underestimate Ernest Wiggins probably underestimate their competition all the time at the poker table. Dont be so sure you know everything.

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09-06-2017 , 01:18 PM

#70

Rich Checkmaker

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Originally Posted by Straha

I would be fighting very strong urge to head kick the fukcing clown. nothing amusing about it...I would love to see him do this to devilfish or someone like that...

David "Devilfish" Ulliot passed away in 2015.

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09-06-2017 , 01:42 PM

#71

PokerBratster

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Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 19

I think it was hilarious what Kassouf did there. He was invited to make show, he did it, and everyone at the table knew they could expect something special. Also I didn't see anyone angry and they finished all in good terms, so why whining about it?

Actually fun to read here people want to smash him in the face etc etc.. he is even tilting people behind a screen.

The way he tilts people and takes the chips is brilliant and it's fun to watch.
An attention seeker? Maybe, but nothing wrong with that since he brings a new dimension into poker.

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09-06-2017 , 04:39 PM

#72

FUrake

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,640

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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker

he was rippin the piss with the fiddy/fiddy, havent seen the clip in ages but pretty sure he was meaning he either hits and wins or he doesnt

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09-06-2017 , 07:01 PM

#73

Ken Fresno

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 164

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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker

best hand in all of televised poker. hands down.

Its a push, imo

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09-06-2017 , 08:28 PM

#74

Gzesh

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Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 7,643

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Originally Posted by Ken Fresno

Its a push, imo

Lol, "I didn't look at my cards". "Wait, you lied about that ?"

That same trick is tried at every level of poker, probably 10 times a day.

Phil was just pissed he fell for it, like the defense on after hidden ball play.

"Oooooh, now he needs a ten." ---DN

"I think you should retire ......"

LOL

Last edited by Gzesh; 09-06-2017 at 08:35 PM.