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09-01-2017 , 02:34 PM

PeteBlow

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I'll preface this by saying that I really don't enjoy Will Kassouf's antics in the slightest and have been fairly vocal about it both on here and directly to him.

However.

This was the perfect storm. A beautiful piece of work.

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09-01-2017 , 02:42 PM

TreadLightly

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lmfao if anyone on the table felt like playing poker they are probably pissed but hilarious , also funny how the guy he slowrolled sat for like a min showing his 88 and laughing and smiling then insta straight face pissed

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09-01-2017 , 03:03 PM

Defarse

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Pretty sick but I wouldn't call it best ever.

No particular order:

Harman straight flush
Irish Open nut flush
Matusow/Deeb quads
Jack Uri top boat

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09-01-2017 , 03:04 PM

DickeLatte

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Matusow/Deeb one is so over the top. it's like even the camera guys are in on it.

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09-01-2017 , 03:32 PM

madlex

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Not even close to the German guy who took a timeout at the national team event before calling all-in with AA preflop..

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09-01-2017 , 03:33 PM

p2 dog, p2

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Originally Posted by TreadLightly

stayed smiling the whole time tho

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09-01-2017 , 03:34 PM

p2 dog, p2

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Originally Posted by madlex

Not even close to the German guy who took a timeout at the national team event before calling all-in with AA preflop..

more slowroll vids please

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09-01-2017 , 03:45 PM

madlex

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Originally Posted by p2 dog, p2

more slowroll vids please

It's #1 on this list:
http://www.bluffeurope.com/PokerMaga...orst-_138.aspx

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09-01-2017 , 03:47 PM

KossuKukkula

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Originally Posted by madlex

Not even close to the German guy who took a timeout at the national team event before calling all-in with AA preflop..

So much this. People should just stop slowrolling because they will never beat this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0P32jtCkIs

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09-01-2017 , 03:51 PM

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Defarse

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I don't think a preflop slow roll can beat this knucklehead:

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09-01-2017 , 04:10 PM

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coolstorytho

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Jack Ury at WSOP did the best one

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09-01-2017 , 04:22 PM

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PeteBlow

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I suppose you could argue that Kassouf wasn't even slow rolling seeing as he told the guy what he had as soon as he flopped it...

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09-01-2017 , 04:30 PM

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harkin

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Wow, his insipid banter has not changed one bit.....and he still takes forever even with the nuts.

Not even top 100 cause he's such a a** wart.

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Originally Posted by coolstorytho

Jack Ury at WSOP did the best one

The old old guy? That one was great.

TJ Cloutier did an unintentional one on Hellmuth IIRC.

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09-01-2017 , 05:19 PM

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pokernoob85

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Originally Posted by Defarse

Pretty sick but I wouldn't call it best ever.

No particular order:

Harman straight flush
Irish Open nut flush
Matusow/Deeb quads
Jack Uri top boat

Harman straigh flush, wasn't that from a guy who didn't realize he was slowrolling? He though HE was raising after hollywooding.

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09-01-2017 , 05:22 PM

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aqb

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Just curious:

1) He announces his actual hand several times, isn't that against the rules and what kind of penalty would that warrant if so?

2) His hand is in the muck when he asks the dealer (or whoever) to flip it over, couldn't the 88 guy call the floor, have his hand dead, and turned that around on him?

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09-01-2017 , 05:37 PM

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grunderson

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That German team slow-roll with AA against the Canadian's KK or whatever.

It was the David Copperfield of slow-rolls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j-oDdFtoy4

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09-01-2017 , 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PeteBlow

I would not play at a table with him, but I agree this was entertaining and it did not appear mean just Kassouf being annoying.

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09-01-2017 , 05:51 PM

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The Jack Ury one will always be my favorite because the victim is a 2+2 regular.

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09-01-2017 , 05:58 PM

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Wilbury Twist

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Also, I'll nominate this just because of the way it turned out:

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09-01-2017 , 06:02 PM

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ArtyMcFly

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It's already been mentioned a few times, but I may as well post the video.

"You're in trouble"

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09-01-2017 , 06:08 PM

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PeteBlow

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Looking at the YouTube preview there is also potential for a caption competiton.
His glasses appear to display '... AT THE...'
Fill in the blanks

First entry. 'Please BeAT THE **** out of me'

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09-01-2017 , 06:10 PM

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robert_utk

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Originally Posted by madlex

Not even close to the German guy who took a timeout at the national team event before calling all-in with AA preflop..

I don't believe what I just watched. I bet the German team planned ahead on such a use for the timeout. To go out of your way and burn a timeout on a slow roll of the nuts, wow that is a low point in poker.

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09-01-2017 , 06:17 PM

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robert_utk

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Originally Posted by ArtyMcFly

It's already been mentioned a few times, but I may as well post the video.

"You're in trouble"

Pleeeeze let me be that old and slow roll a kid. Can I feign a heart attack cards up? Oh yeah, I can.

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09-01-2017 , 06:40 PM

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Wilbury Twist

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Renodoc even gives a nod to that moment with his location info: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/members/7624/

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09-01-2017 , 08:15 PM

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Logical user

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If you find this amusing then you're probably pretty new to poker. Either that or you're a young kid or a not particularly successful player. The rest of the table should want the hand to play out as quickly as possible. The only time slow rolling is acceptable is if someone has done something unimaginably bad to you for no good reason.

This guy is a grade A attention seeking idiot.

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