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lmao..!! i have lost my chat on at least 3 occasions by saying that to some1 or asking some1 for my d1ck back.

its always fun trying to defend myself to stars support when theyre like no but u told some1 that they were "suckin your d*** mad hard" and you wanted it back...

oh well...

if some1 gets cocky after a suckout or after winning a hand that heshouldnt have or w/e and im on tilt ill say " your kids ugly, gg"

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06-27-2009 , 04:28 AM

#627

Lopos

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 102

On stars when someone has a picture of a loved one as their icon.
Your Children/Wife/Girlfriend is ugly.

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06-30-2009 , 07:17 AM

#628

Zenkei2007

adept

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 918

not that im proud of these gems i said but

i told a guy i knew where he lived because i had been to his city before and i was gonna take a dump on his porch

and i asked another guy if he kissed his mom with that iq

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06-30-2009 , 07:46 AM

#629

J0hny

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,462

Quote:

Originally Posted by kill pot

get aids and die

Omg,thats the one i see very often and i think its rlyyyyy ridicilous

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06-30-2009 , 08:02 AM

#630

kellykip

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 152

Quote:

Originally Posted by DIrTystack

back in the days of tribecca i got a warning for the following:
for example, you are playing at Table #123456, type in the caht box something along the lines of..

*run:code view_hole_cards.exe*t123456.cfg

and watch all the fish freak out!!!

LOL - I know it's not a chat put down, but this is absolutely brilliant!!

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06-30-2009 , 08:17 AM

#631

kellykip

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 152

Quote:

Originally Posted by ELGCC

They eventually banned my chat, my privilage to contact pokermanager, did not deposit the $5... and changed my nickname to "sunnyguy".

So they decided that your business wasn't worth it, and decided to own you hard - wp Viking

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06-30-2009 , 08:23 AM

#632

badbrains

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 57

put a beat on villain to bust him in the previous hand...

Villain [observer] said, "fk ugly puke"
Hero:"go post it on 2+2"

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06-30-2009 , 08:26 AM

#633

tultfill

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,926

YOUR HOLE IS OPEN MOTHERFYCKER!!!!

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06-30-2009 , 09:23 AM

#634

Vanity

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 893

"FU LUK"

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06-30-2009 , 12:08 PM

#635

TeflonDawg

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,932

STFU & RELOAD

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06-30-2009 , 12:12 PM

#636

Gregvenezia

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,319

bling blang blaow

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07-01-2009 , 12:09 PM

#637

Sim-X

enthusiast

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 76

I hope you die

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07-08-2009 , 03:50 PM

#638

jackie nguyen

old hand

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,340

bigassdonk: haha you were bluffin with yo muffin
bigassdonk: but i gotz ze nutz

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07-08-2009 , 04:26 PM

#639

*Rory*

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 843

the ziggmund

Standard line is: F ****** AMERIKAN!

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07-08-2009 , 04:45 PM

#640

flip4rollz

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 295

F U LUCK

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09-04-2009 , 10:03 PM

#641

BdBeatStyles

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 143

...To the SNG Bubble Boy...

How much does 4th pay?

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09-04-2009 , 10:08 PM

#642

flip4rollz

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 295

Got the jakeys on, woteva

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09-04-2009 , 10:52 PM

#643

stuartharris

grinder

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 465

-EV, I'm sure, but a couple of times lately when I've made a bad river call to some unlikely two pair, like 6's and 2's, I've typed:

"My handreading skills aren't that good yet. I need to keep practicing."

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09-04-2009 , 11:05 PM

#644

bobaby007

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 432

[QUOTE=rizeagainst;3876948]One time I told a man I was going to cut his head off and use it as a hood ornament on my car.[/QUOTE

Don't try that.

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12-15-2009 , 05:46 PM

#645

Joseph Hewes

self-banned

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,466

After hitting the nuts:

"The f****** nuts bitch; and I don't mean cashews."

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12-15-2009 , 05:56 PM

#646

JacknCoke56

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,321

The right hand character in this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Imywhk4UU8

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12-15-2009 , 05:57 PM

#647

FU_Luck

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 423

FU_Luck

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12-15-2009 , 06:07 PM

#648

toledorio

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 712

I play on Pokerstars and when I bust someone out and they continue to berate you on the rail I usually say:

"green type Looks good on you"

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12-15-2009 , 06:19 PM

#649

rayfox111

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,184

Just type ' SUCKER ' it drives them wild!

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12-15-2009 , 06:32 PM

#650

CLawnsby

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 117

Some guy at one of my tables a while back:

X STEALTH X: i hope ur family die of cancer so i can spit on their graves
X STEALTH X: mum ur a whore
X STEALTH X: come here in my room so i can tie you to a chair
X STEALTH X: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Dealer: X STEALTH X has left the table

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