This works in live. I stole the idea from a friend, and it induces insane monkey tilt.
1. Come from behind to win a hand
2. Stack pot
3. Listen to villain/fish berate you for play
4. Take picture of pot with your camera phone
5. Take another picture while giving a thumbs-up and smiling with money just won in background
6. Ask villain/fish for his email address
7. Offer to email him a pic of his money
8. ???
9. Profit
LMAO, This one is classic, I'm gonna see if I can do it with a straight face next time I play live
In a fixed bet game after I hit a flush on the river to beat a set:
"That's why I like no limit. People like him can't get away with stuff like that in no limit."
"I can't get away with it in ping pong either."
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Mostly I just let it go. In a turboament I was caught trying to steal the blinds with Q2o in a clear ATC push situation, and sucked out against AQs. A player not in the hand started typing LOLOLOL!!! Q2o!!!!!
I looked at sharkscope and figured the guy had enough trouble in life without me responding...
This works in live. I stole the idea from a friend, and it induces insane monkey tilt.
1. Come from behind to win a hand
2. Stack pot
3. Listen to villain/fish berate you for play
4. Take picture of pot with your camera phone
5. Take another picture while giving a thumbs-up and smiling with money just won in background
6. Ask villain/fish for his email address
7. Offer to email him a pic of his money
8. ???
9. Profit
PokerStars Game #12365424707: Tournament #70000023, $2500+$100 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (400/800) - 2007/09/30 - 20:09:18 (ET)
Table '70000023 314' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: RaiNKhAN (67200 in chips)
Seat 2: bigjoe2003 (55431 in chips)
Seat 3: hotmark777 (41904 in chips)
Seat 4: SueEllen82 (21002 in chips)
Seat 5: Zedzz (6652 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: mr rocknroll (487 in chips)
Seat 7: TravestyFund (22772 in chips)
Seat 8: astarisborn (46492 in chips)
Seat 9: Vaga_Lion (24183 in chips)
RaiNKhAN: posts small blind 400
bigjoe2003: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
hotmark777: raises 1277 to 2077
SueEllen82: folds
Zedzz: folds
mr rocknroll: folds
TravestyFund: folds
astarisborn: folds
Vaga_Lion: folds
RaiNKhAN: calls 1677
bigjoe2003: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 2h Qd]
RaiNKhAN: checks
hotmark777: bets 2777
RaiNKhAN: calls 2777
*** TURN *** [6d 2h Qd] [Js]
RaiNKhAN: checks
hotmark777: bets 6777
RaiNKhAN: calls 6777
*** RIVER *** [6d 2h Qd Js] [9d]
RaiNKhAN: checks
hotmark777: bets 17777
RaiNKhAN: raises 17777 to 35554
hotmark777: calls 12496 and is all-in
RaiNKhAN said, "dsf,kjsdlkfjsdf"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RaiNKhAN: shows [Kc Qc] (a pair of Queens)
hotmark777: shows [2d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
hotmark777 collected 84608 from pot
RaiNKhAN: misclick
RaiNKhAN: so sick
RaiNKhAN: i hate life
hotmark777: BULLDOZERRRRRRR
hotmark777: BULLDDOOOZEEERRRRR
hotmark777: OOOH AHHH OOOH OOHH AAAAH
RaiNKhAN: i dont even know what to say
ArdyJay [observer]: LOLOLOLLLLLLLL'
RaiNKhAN: its like
RaiNKhAN: im supposed to get mad
hotmark777: OOOOH AAAHHH OOOOHHHAAAAHHH
RaiNKhAN: but im not rly mad
hotmark777: BULLLDOOOOOZZZZZEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
In Gutshot in London, was playing at a GBP5/10 table and there were a couple of really drunk guys playing and a mixed group including a couple of middle aged women. After one of the drunk guys got lucky with some mad play, one of the women called him a "drunken fool" . He comes back instantly with "I may be drunk, but you're ugly, the difference is, I'll be sober in the morning"
Actually a William Churchill line originally but used off the cuff whilst drunk I thought was pretty good.
RaiNKhAN: misclick
RaiNKhAN: so sick
RaiNKhAN: i hate life
hotmark777: BULLDOZERRRRRRR
hotmark777: BULLDDOOOZEEERRRRR
hotmark777: OOOH AHHH OOOH OOHH AAAAH
RaiNKhAN: i dont even know what to say
ArdyJay [observer]: LOLOLOLLLLLLLL'
RaiNKhAN: its like
RaiNKhAN: im supposed to get mad
hotmark777: OOOOH AAAHHH OOOOHHHAAAAHHH
RaiNKhAN: but im not rly mad
hotmark777: BULLLDOOOOOZZZZZEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Gotta respect KhAN for taking put downs with stride, especially on a hand like that. Would've been hilarious if he replied "That's what your mom was saying..." but I guess the guy has to take his image into consideration.
In Gutshot in London, was playing at a GBP5/10 table and there were a couple of really drunk guys playing and a mixed group including a couple of middle aged women. After one of the drunk guys got lucky with some mad play, one of the women called him a "drunken fool" . He comes back instantly with "I may be drunk, but you're ugly, the difference is, I'll be sober in the morning"
Actually a William Churchill line originally but used off the cuff whilst drunk I thought was pretty good.