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View Poll Results: WHICH JOEY STORY IS YOUR FAVORITE?
JOEY VS. POKERBABE 118 15.90%
JOEY VS. ALLINBOY 40 5.39%
JOEY VS. DYNASTY 60 8.09%
JOEY VS. JIMBO BRIER 37 4.99%
JOEY VS. MARK 88 11.86%
JOEY VS. MASON MALMUTH 208 28.03%
JOEY VS. ROLF SLOTBOOM 191 25.74%
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Old 03-30-2006, 07:04 PM   #76
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Odd coincidence, I just posted a link to this in BBV today.
I was thinking about this thread last night for no reason whatsoever.
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Old 06-02-2006, 03:16 PM   #77
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Odd coincidence, I just posted a link to this in BBV today.
No one thought to bump it with the latest link?

For shame!
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Old 06-02-2006, 06:29 PM   #78
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oh how do i love this thread
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:23 PM   #79
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I love this thread.
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Old 08-18-2006, 12:02 AM   #80
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oh how do i love this thread
best avatar ever
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Old 08-18-2006, 12:58 AM   #81
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Holy crap those were some funny stories.
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Old 08-18-2006, 01:34 AM   #82
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How can this poll only have 325 entries?
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Old 08-18-2006, 01:35 AM   #83
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Nice work, D-man. Please create more doppelgangers.
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Old 08-18-2006, 05:45 AM   #84
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this is awesome
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Old 08-18-2006, 09:15 AM   #85
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JOEY needs to post some more hands!

The original post mentions players that no one has ever heard of:

PokerBabe -- sounds like an interesting gal, but how about some video.

Mason M -- he played poker? Really?

Jim B -- heard he used to play too tight. Then he was going to write a book and take a math class. Sounds boring.

Dynasty -- wore ugly red shirts, then disappeared. What ever happened to him?
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Old 10-16-2006, 04:56 PM   #86
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Bring back JOEY!!!!!!!!!

There is a thread in BBV that looks like his work owning PB and Schneiders.
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Old 11-26-2006, 03:27 AM   #87
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Best thread ever
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Old 11-27-2006, 05:17 PM   #88
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man, cool stuff like that NEVER happens to me.
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Old 11-27-2006, 05:38 PM   #89
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I WAS GETTING SOME TOSSED SALAD WHEN THAT SAME UNKNOWN PLAYER ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND (lol @ tossed salad) !!!
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Old 12-06-2006, 12:03 AM   #90
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i dont see nothin wrong, with a little bump and grind
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:15 AM   #91
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These stories just never get old. I find myself busting out laughing everytime this thread gets bumped.
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Old 12-06-2006, 08:42 AM   #92
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Thanks Dynasty.

That is the funniest sh*t I have ever read. ROFLMAO
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:38 AM   #93
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another classic
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HEY HUGGLERS, ONE TIME AT BELLAGIO THERE IS THIS ***** AT MY TABLE AND SHE CAN'T STOP TALKING. SHE IS SAYING "I'M A PRO POKER PLAYER" AND IT ANNOYS ME. I STRUDDLE WITHOUT LOOKING AND MY CARDS AND THIS ***** RERAISES TO STEAL. I JUST FLAT CALL. FLOP IS KING QUEEN RAGS. I CHECK SHE BETS AND I CHECK RAISE HER ASS. SHE FOLDED AND BECAME ALL HYSTERICAL HOW CAN I DO THIS TO HER, THAT SHE IS BROKE AND ONLY HAS $43 LEFT FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER. I TELL HER "REMEMBER ME *****? YOU SMOKE MY WEED." THEN THIS ***** HAD A PANIC ATTACK AND COULDN'T BREATHE. I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT AND STOLE HER PASSPORT. WHEN SHE COMES BACK TO HER SENSES SHE PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE AND STARTS UNDRESSING ME. IT GETS DELICATE. WHILE I'M LYING FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR I FELT SOMETHING RUBBING AGAINST MY BACK. WHEN SHE WAS DONE I NOTICED MY WALLET IS MISSING BUT NEVERTHELESS I STILL HAD HER PASSPORT. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS
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Old 12-21-2006, 03:48 AM   #94
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

I saw a link to this today and it's my honor to bump it after having an hysterical laugh attack for half an hour!

My girl asked me what was so funny, I gave her JOEY VS POKERBABE to read. She thought it was "stupid an childish" and dragged me to the bedroom. Now it gets delicate.
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Old 12-21-2006, 03:49 AM   #95
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Check out the story Joey's lil brother supbro just put in the Brandi thread.
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:28 PM   #96
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Dang this is my first time reading this, I took a break from 2+2 after the software update in '02 and never caught this thread.

Dynasty, pure genius.
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Old 07-03-2007, 04:46 PM   #97
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
....i think i pooped myself

*BUMP*
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Old 07-03-2007, 05:05 PM   #98
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I am too lazy to search for the original posts, but for those interested there is a site you might be able to find them on.


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Old 07-03-2007, 09:01 PM   #99
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I have to explain this delicately - this thread is prime.
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:11 PM   #100
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With regard to Joey's encounter with Pokerbabe at the Bellagio parking garages, I have two bits of information for you:

1. That was not a pokerbabe, that was a man baby; and

2. That was not plastice you felt penetrating you.
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