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View Poll Results: WHICH JOEY STORY IS YOUR FAVORITE?
JOEY VS. POKERBABE
118 15.90%
JOEY VS. ALLINBOY
40 5.39%
JOEY VS. DYNASTY
60 8.09%
JOEY VS. JIMBO BRIER
37 4.99%
JOEY VS. MARK
88 11.86%
JOEY VS. MASON MALMUTH
208 28.03%
JOEY VS. ROLF SLOTBOOM
191 25.74%
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03-30-2006 , 07:04 PM
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Odd coincidence, I just posted a link to this in BBV today.
I was thinking about this thread last night for no reason whatsoever.
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06-02-2006 , 03:16 PM
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Odd coincidence, I just posted a link to this in BBV today.
No one thought to bump it with the latest link?

For shame!
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06-02-2006 , 06:29 PM
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oh how do i love this thread
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08-17-2006 , 09:23 PM
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I love this thread.
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08-18-2006 , 12:02 AM
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oh how do i love this thread
best avatar ever
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08-18-2006 , 12:58 AM
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Holy crap those were some funny stories.
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08-18-2006 , 01:34 AM
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How can this poll only have 325 entries?
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08-18-2006 , 01:35 AM
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Nice work, D-man. Please create more doppelgangers.
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08-18-2006 , 05:45 AM
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this is awesome
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08-18-2006 , 09:15 AM
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JOEY needs to post some more hands!

The original post mentions players that no one has ever heard of:

PokerBabe -- sounds like an interesting gal, but how about some video.

Mason M -- he played poker? Really?

Jim B -- heard he used to play too tight. Then he was going to write a book and take a math class. Sounds boring.

Dynasty -- wore ugly red shirts, then disappeared. What ever happened to him?
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10-16-2006 , 04:56 PM
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Bring back JOEY!!!!!!!!!

There is a thread in BBV that looks like his work owning PB and Schneiders.
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11-26-2006 , 03:27 AM
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Best thread ever
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11-27-2006 , 05:17 PM
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man, cool stuff like that NEVER happens to me.
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11-27-2006 , 05:38 PM
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I WAS GETTING SOME TOSSED SALAD WHEN THAT SAME UNKNOWN PLAYER ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND (lol @ tossed salad) !!!
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12-06-2006 , 12:03 AM
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i dont see nothin wrong, with a little bump and grind
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12-06-2006 , 06:15 AM
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These stories just never get old. I find myself busting out laughing everytime this thread gets bumped.
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12-06-2006 , 08:42 AM
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Thanks Dynasty.

That is the funniest sh*t I have ever read. ROFLMAO
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12-19-2006 , 11:38 AM
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another classic
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HEY HUGGLERS, ONE TIME AT BELLAGIO THERE IS THIS BITCH AT MY TABLE AND SHE CAN'T STOP TALKING. SHE IS SAYING "I'M A PRO POKER PLAYER" AND IT ANNOYS ME. I STRUDDLE WITHOUT LOOKING AND MY CARDS AND THIS BITCH RERAISES TO STEAL. I JUST FLAT CALL. FLOP IS KING QUEEN RAGS. I CHECK SHE BETS AND I CHECK RAISE HER ASS. SHE FOLDED AND BECAME ALL HYSTERICAL HOW CAN I DO THIS TO HER, THAT SHE IS BROKE AND ONLY HAS $43 LEFT FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER. I TELL HER "REMEMBER ME BITCH? YOU SMOKE MY WEED." THEN THIS BITCH HAD A PANIC ATTACK AND COULDN'T BREATHE. I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT AND STOLE HER PASSPORT. WHEN SHE COMES BACK TO HER SENSES SHE PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE AND STARTS UNDRESSING ME. IT GETS DELICATE. WHILE I'M LYING FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR I FELT SOMETHING RUBBING AGAINST MY BACK. WHEN SHE WAS DONE I NOTICED MY WALLET IS MISSING BUT NEVERTHELESS I STILL HAD HER PASSPORT. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS
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12-21-2006 , 03:48 AM
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I saw a link to this today and it's my honor to bump it after having an hysterical laugh attack for half an hour!

My girl asked me what was so funny, I gave her JOEY VS POKERBABE to read. She thought it was "stupid an childish" and dragged me to the bedroom. Now it gets delicate.
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12-21-2006 , 03:49 AM
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Check out the story Joey's lil brother supbro just put in the Brandi thread.
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03-18-2007 , 02:28 PM
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Dang this is my first time reading this, I took a break from 2+2 after the software update in '02 and never caught this thread.

Dynasty, pure genius.
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07-03-2007 , 04:46 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
....i think i pooped myself

*BUMP*
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07-03-2007 , 05:05 PM
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I am too lazy to search for the original posts, but for those interested there is a site you might be able to find them on.


link
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07-03-2007 , 09:01 PM
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I have to explain this delicately - this thread is prime.
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07-03-2007 , 09:11 PM
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With regard to Joey's encounter with Pokerbabe at the Bellagio parking garages, I have two bits of information for you:

1. That was not a pokerbabe, that was a man baby; and

2. That was not plastice you felt penetrating you.
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