Use this thread to discuss poker-related stuff that isn't worthy of its own thread. Please no trolling, flaming, insults, etc.

does somebody have a link? i can't find the hand on youtube. thank you

Saw this at the cop shop today, thought it was kind of funny.

"low content NVG"

Isn't this thread........redundant?

what a baller.

does anybody know which episode from thsi season's hsp features the durrrr hand QT vs greenstein and eastgate/?

ep 2

lolol +1

I would hate to have to scroll through a single thread, skimming awful post after awful post for something worth reading. I'd much rather scroll through pages and pages of awful thread titles for a thread that seems like it might be worth reading.

Wait, isn't this NVG?

The Skinny

Local poker game, monthly MTT cash buyin, usual group of regs plus random invites. I sometimes deal there but a mate of mine is a regular dealer at the game.

A mutual friend of myself and the dealer in question was banging one of the other players until about three months ago when they split. Said girl has enormous jiggly breasts (no pic so it didn't happen). Said girl also brings new boyfriend to this months game.

The Set Up

Titty girls new bf is a tool. He's 19 going on 41, only drinks Jamison on the rocks, carries a cigar cutter but no cigars, and looks like he shaves bi-weekly. Wears a suit like a second skin even though it's a piece of **** and looks like its off a Kmart rack.

Dealer is making small talk with said tool to be polite during the first break. Dealer orders a champagne and boyfriend remarks 'nice drink'. Dealer says 'I like it' and boyfriend remarks 'so do the girls'. Said dealer smiles but decides to fleece tool boyfriend when opportunity arises.

The Opportunity

Third hand back from the break, jiggly titted girl is in the cut off, her ex is in seat two, and tool boyfriend is in seat 7.

Pre flop, ex bets, tool boyfriend raises, ex massively overbets.

Tool boyfriend leans back in his chair and announces 'You have a big pair of balls son, I'll give you that.'

Dealer announces 'Yep...he used to empty 'em into your girlfriend.

Dealer call of the night.

Cliffnotes: Too long set up for joke in ****ty thread.

Postsaver:

Ive heard some buzz that people think that me and some guy named unreal zeal are the same person? I used the search engine and found some bs about him saying he's me on stars for a TLB comp. or something like that.

Can someone fill me in?

Oh, I'm new to 2+2 btw.........hello all, my names Aaron, JeanGrae on PS

looking forward to insightful discussion

thats basically the jist of it. ppl know you are not really zeal/ zeal is not you

zeals other account is xx000 or something.

i'm not sure if this is helpful to you or not, but afaik, unrealzeal is the biggest ****** ever.

I thought I saw somewhere that phil laak was gonna start a new website just wondering if anyone had any info on it?

Here you go

wow that was clever, I see what you did there. Now does anyone else know what it is? it is currently in development and I think he mentions the name and an email address he can be contacted at in his article in the June Bluff. they just posted the june articles but unfortunately they didn't add phils

http://unabomberpoker.net/

Lame. Thanks for the poker glossary Phil.

It says in his bio that he made money from backgammon. Anyone have a clue how you make money playing that?

x-22

Backgammon is a game of luck and skill - just like poker.

The major problem with backgammon is that there are extremely good bots out there (e.g., www.gnubg.org)

BTW, players like Gus Hansen, Eric Seidel, Dan Harrington and others started in backgammon.

Doesn't he make most of his money these days from Sam Simon lol (the fact that Jennifer Tilly still gets massive royalties from The Simpsons)

He played like a ****** on HSP, could be wrong but dont think he has done too well in tourns over the last year or so. (Cant comment on cash obv)

I think he gets his bankroll from Tilly these days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPvILCgCgzw

Just stumbled across this and there are scenes in the trailer that I've never seen in the movie. Have you guys seen them or this is what I get for not purchasing it?

How much did these guys make when they sold pokerroom to Betfair back in 05/06?

Was Tony G 1 of the 1st affiliates....is that were his $$$$ came from?