implying it's not funny

It would have been funny, but he's german, so...

so... it's even better

Yeah I don't get how people possibly can get take offense from that

thanks

isildur vs ilari on again now

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Ilari FIN (BB): $25008.00
Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $34988.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN raises to $1800, Isildur1 raises to $5400, Ilari FIN raises to $16200, Isildur1 calls $10800

Flop: ($32400.00) 7 3 9 (2 players)
Ilari FIN bets $8808 all in, Isildur1 calls $8808

Turn: ($50016.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($50016.00) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50016.00
Ilari FIN shows Q A K 8 (a pair of Nines)
Isildur1 shows J T 3 A (two pair, Nines and Threes)
Isildur1 wins $50014.00
(Rake: $2.00)


Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Ilari FIN (BB): $25008.00
Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $34988.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN raises to $1800, Isildur1 raises to $5400, Ilari FIN raises to $16200, Isildur1 calls $10800

Flop: ($32400.00) 7 3 9 (2 players)
Ilari FIN bets $8808 all in, Isildur1 calls $8808

Turn: ($50016.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($50016.00) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50016.00
Ilari FIN shows Q A K 8 (a pair of Nines)
Isildur1 shows J T 3 A (two pair, Nines and Threes)
Isildur1 wins $50014.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Turn: ($1200.00) A (2 players)
Isildur1 bets $1000, Ilari FIN raises to $4198, Isildur1 calls $3198

River: ($9596.00) 3 (2 players)
Isildur1 checks, Ilari FIN bets $9594, Isildur1 calls $9594

Final Pot: $28784.00
Ilari FIN shows Q 8 T Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Isildur1 shows J 5 2 3 (a flush, Ace high)
Isildur1 wins $28782.00
(Rake: $2.00)

split pot

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Ilari FIN (BB): $66172.00
Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $43820.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN raises to $1800, Isildur1 raises to $5400, Ilari FIN raises to $16200, Isildur1 raises to $43820 all in, Ilari FIN calls $27620

Flop: ($87640.00) 7 9 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($87640.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($87640.00) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $87640.00
Ilari FIN shows 5 Q A A (a pair of Aces)
Isildur1 shows A J A 7 (a pair of Aces)
Ilari FIN wins $43819.00
Isildur1 wins $43819.00
(Rake: $2.00)

isil vzig again

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Ilari FIN (BB): $66172.00
Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $43820.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN raises to $1800, Isildur1 raises to $5400, Ilari FIN raises to $16200, Isildur1 raises to $43820 all in, Ilari FIN calls $27620

Flop: ($87640.00) 7 9 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($87640.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($87640.00) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $87640.00
Ilari FIN shows 5 Q A A (a pair of Aces)
Isildur1 shows A J A 7 (a pair of Aces)
Ilari FIN wins $43819.00
Isildur1 wins $43819.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Ilari FIN (BTN/SB): $50000.00
Isildur1 (BB): $59994.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Ilari FIN raises to $600, Isildur1 calls $400

Flop: ($1200.00) 5 8 J (2 players)
Isildur1 checks, Ilari FIN bets $1198, Isildur1 raises to $4792, Ilari FIN calls $3594

Turn: ($10784.00) A (2 players)
Isildur1 bets $10782, Ilari FIN calls $10782

River: ($32348.00) A (2 players)
Isildur1 checks, Ilari FIN bets $32346, Isildur1 folds

Final Pot: $32348.00
Ilari FIN wins $32346.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $21298.00
Ilari FIN (BB): $38700.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN raises to $1800, Isildur1 calls $1200

Flop: ($3600.00) T 2 7 (2 players)
Ilari FIN checks, Isildur1 bets $3598, Ilari FIN raises to $14392, Isildur1 raises to $19498 all in, Ilari FIN calls $5106

Turn: ($42596.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($42596.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $42596.00
Isildur1 shows J 8 2 T (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Ilari FIN shows 5 A A K (a pair of Aces)
Isildur1 wins $42594.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $42694.00
Ilari FIN (BB): $17302.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN calls $400

Flop: ($1200.00) 9 T 3 (2 players)
Ilari FIN checks, Isildur1 bets $1000, Ilari FIN raises to $4198, Isildur1 raises to $13792, Ilari FIN raises to $16702 all in, Isildur1 calls $2910

Turn: ($34604.00) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($34604.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $34604.00
Isildur1 shows A J 8 J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Ilari FIN shows K 9 6 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Isildur1 wins $34602.00
(Rake: $2.00)

take it away foxmoor ;-)

I've had a few people try to explain using technological language as to how to download Pstars from the U.S. to rail; and every time I'm turned off when someone says 'you need to create a new proxy' or 'set up a new cache' (these statements probably make no sense but neither do the real quotes when I hear them).

Is there an easier process for someone who is technologically ******ed?

I actually fired up an old laptop with stars already downloaded and when I went to boot it, this message came up stating that I have to re-download the software.

I'd say that I'd pay you for your help but short of chip dumping on Bodog, I don't think I have much to offer.

ok lintburn

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $50102.00
Ilari FIN (BB): $58182.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN raises to $1800, Isildur1 calls $1200

Flop: ($3600.00) 7 2 3 (2 players)
Ilari FIN checks, Isildur1 bets $3598, Ilari FIN calls $3598

Turn: ($10796.00) T (2 players)
Ilari FIN checks, Isildur1 bets $10794, Ilari FIN raises to $43176, Isildur1 calls $32382

River: ($97148.00) 5 (2 players)
Ilari FIN bets $9608 all in, Isildur1 calls $1528 all in

Final Pot: $100204.00
Isildur1 shows T A K 5 (two pair, Tens and Fives)
Ilari FIN shows Q 7 6 T (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
Ilari FIN wins $100202.00
(Rake: $2.00)

>Hidemyass.com
>Advanced options
>Server: UK
>Copy/paste: http://www.pokerstars.com/PokerStarsInstall.pkg.zip (or whatever the equivalent download link is for Windows users, I can't see it as a Mac user)
>Profit

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $25794.00
Ilari FIN (BB): $102682.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN raises to $1800, Isildur1 calls $1200

Flop: ($3600.00) 8 3 7 (2 players)
Ilari FIN checks, Isildur1 bets $3598, Ilari FIN raises to $14392, Isildur1 raises to $23994 all in, Ilari FIN calls $9602

Turn: ($51588.00) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($51588.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $51588.00
Isildur1 shows 6 9 3 8 (a straight, Six to Ten)
Ilari FIN shows A A 6 5 (a flush, Ace high)
Ilari FIN wins $51586.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Isildur1 (BB): $20000.00
Ilari FIN (BTN/SB): $128474.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Ilari FIN raises to $600, Isildur1 raises to $1800, Ilari FIN calls $1200

Flop: ($3600.00) 9 7 2 (2 players)
Isildur1 bets $2800, Ilari FIN raises to $11998, Isildur1 raises to $18200 all in, Ilari FIN calls $6202

Turn: ($40000.00) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($40000.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $40000.00
Isildur1 shows J 7 8 J (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Ilari FIN shows 8 T K 9 (two pair, Tens and Nines)
Isildur1 wins $39998.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Ilari FIN (BB): $88633.00
Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $21311.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN calls $400

Flop: ($1200.00) 4 2 K (2 players)
Ilari FIN bets $1198, Isildur1 raises to $4792, Ilari FIN calls $3594

Turn: ($10784.00) 7 (2 players)
Ilari FIN checks, Isildur1 bets $10782, Ilari FIN calls $10782

River: ($32348.00) 6 (2 players)
Ilari FIN bets $32346, Isildur1 folds

Final Pot: $32348.00
Ilari FIN wins $32346.00
(Rake: $2.00)

gavz playing some new guy account on 25/50

Poker Stars $25/$50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi $10 Ante - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

!P0krparty¡ (BB): $21575.00
gavz101 (BTN/SB): $18188.60

Pre Flop: ($95.00)
gavz101 raises to $170, !P0krparty¡ raises to $530, gavz101 calls $360

Flop: ($1080.00) 7 5 9 (2 players)
!P0krparty¡ bets $700, gavz101 calls $700

Turn: ($2480.00) 8 (2 players)
!P0krparty¡ bets $2479.50, gavz101 calls $2479.50

River: ($7439.00) 6 (2 players)
!P0krparty¡ checks, gavz101 bets $5678, !P0krparty¡ raises to $17855.50 all in, gavz101 calls $8791.10 all in

Final Pot: $36377.20
!P0krparty¡ shows A K Q J (a flush, Ace high)
gavz101 shows 6 K T 2 (a flush, King high)
!P0krparty¡ wins $36376.70
(Rake: $0.50)

almost 100k pot for ilari

Poker Stars $100/$200 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Isildur1 (BTN/SB): $48576.00
Ilari FIN (BB): $99876.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
Isildur1 raises to $600, Ilari FIN raises to $1800, Isildur1 calls $1200

Flop: ($3600.00) A 3 T (2 players)
Ilari FIN bets $3598, Isildur1 calls $3598

Turn: ($10796.00) 8 (2 players)
Ilari FIN checks, Isildur1 bets $10794, Ilari FIN calls $10794

River: ($32384.00) Q (2 players)
Ilari FIN bets $32382, Isildur1 calls $32382

Final Pot: $97148.00
Ilari FIN shows K K A J (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Ilari FIN wins $97146.00
(Rake: $2.00)

and rafa joins once again.

ilari left now although he said 10 minutes ago that he was going to leave soon.
2 tables isildur vs rafa now going.

Ilari FIN said, "i need to go anyway"
Ilari FIN said, "but its amazing how the f*** he comes always"

Isil vs. Refa heads up now.

Gogo Isil! Destroy that f*cking douche.