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11-04-2017 , 05:06 AM

#126

samooth

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Originally Posted by R*R

You're always bringing it.

Good job!

you too, good job with this thread!

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11-04-2017 , 07:30 AM

#127

NoQuarter

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Originally Posted by doublejoker

Idiot..

LOL, nuff said.

Eff the nerd hate AK!!

Solid cash, let me know when you put up other packages, Ill try to Marketplace again.

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11-04-2017 , 10:01 AM

#128

ProffesionalMalaka

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Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 749

Buying chainsaws action is actually really good for money laundering purposes. Buy 100k worth of buy ins @1.2 because lol live pros, he cashes for 120k = print legal money.
Thank me later.

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11-04-2017 , 12:30 PM

#129

PTLou

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allen.

please get on next PNIA King of the Hill. easy to sell however much of your action you want.

Phil spanked Doug Would be awesome to see you own doug heads up too.

getting on TV is chick magnet. they'd be lining up at the door to buzz the saw.

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11-05-2017 , 02:13 PM

#130

Voiceoftruth

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Originally Posted by doublejoker

Idiot. Here is the hand history.

Button opens as he has 100% of hands past 2 days.

I flat 8tjq
Bb flats.

Flop kjtss

We both check.

Button cbets pot as he has 100% of time past 2 days.

I have pot size bet behind. 2 pair and open ended vs this range.

Hmmmm.

Jamming there is awful, bottom two in plo with a bet and call in front of you, also huge icm considerations, I'd be shocked if you could beat 5/10 cent plo online.

40 something years of age posting a thread bragging about final tabling some 100 player tournament, what a f'n loser

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11-05-2017 , 02:57 PM

#131

SageDonkey

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Originally Posted by Voiceoftruth

At certain stages of PLO comps you can make (quasi) stop and go plays pre when your pot odds to call are so good that it's right to, to avoid throwing away equity and to have a chance to double/triple up.

If you then hit the flop hard/pretty good *and* a player with a wide opening range and a high C bet freq bets, then you should definitely go with your hand.

People sometimes forget that ICM works both ways. Sometimes laddering too much is bad if it means you're killing too much upside of finishing in the top 3.

Last edited by SageDonkey; 11-05-2017 at 03:04 PM.

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07-14-2018 , 02:10 AM

#132

w00t

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Allen Kessler made it into the money with a mere two big bets ....

It was Kessler's 65th WSOP cash and his seventh of the 2018 series.

Chainsaw is a min cash machine.

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07-14-2018 , 02:25 AM

#133

magking1

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Chainsaw may never go viral
But every now and then he makes a little BUZZ

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07-14-2018 , 06:20 AM

#134

PardoG

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In b4 “complainsaw”

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07-14-2018 , 07:12 AM

#135

epcfast

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I still think Airport Mike has a far higher hourly.

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07-14-2018 , 02:01 PM

#136

PeteBlow

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Originally Posted by w00t

Chainsaw is a min cash machine.

Only if it's one of those cash machines that only takes deposits.

Change thread title to 'Attn Everyone' IMO

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07-14-2018 , 04:46 PM

#137

joe_seboks_luck

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Originally Posted by BulltexasATM

Strongly disagree. Weighs in on every topic like he’s the moral compass of poker yet was radio silent on his close friend Michael Borovets scams as they were going on

What would you have had him do? Stand around various airports with a big sign reading 'Do not lend money to this man'?

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07-14-2018 , 05:02 PM

#138

TheFly

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Originally Posted by w00t

Allen Kessler made it into the money with a mere two big bets ....

It was Kessler's 65th WSOP cash and his seventh of the 2018 series.

Chainsaw is a min cash machine.

Kessler has even been "verbed" by DNegs in one of his VLogs, where DNegs said (if I remember correctly) something like: "I'm not gonna try to just Kessler a min-cash". LOL.

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07-14-2018 , 05:23 PM

#139

BulltexasATM

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Originally Posted by joe_seboks_luck

What would you have had him do? Stand around various airports with a big sign reading 'Do not lend money to this man'?

A couple years after my post! Where have you been? My post was related to Complainsaw posting in every other scammer thread and being the poker moral police but not posting at all in his buddy Borovetz’s thread about what he was doing. Complainsaw used to stake Borovetz and was his buddy at one time. Also defended him early on then went radio silent after more of his scams became known.

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07-14-2018 , 05:24 PM

#140

Oroku$aki

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Originally Posted by Voiceoftruth

Jamming there is awful, bottom two in plo with a bet and call in front of you, also huge icm considerations, I'd be shocked if you could beat 5/10 cent plo online.

40 something years of age posting a thread bragging about final tabling some 100 player tournament, what a f'n loser

I mean, that's what's unique and amusing about him, he's poker's Napoleon Dynamite.

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07-14-2018 , 11:51 PM

#141

Dominic

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Originally Posted by Dos

Hey Chainsaw, there`s an actually famous guy at your table, can you get me an autograph?

Sergej Barbarez, ex pro football player (soccer for the Americans here)
Played in the German Bundesliga for Bor. Dortmund, Hamburg and Leverkusen.

That’s not famous

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07-15-2018 , 03:40 AM

#142

rm81

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Kessler just bagged the chip lead for the first time in his career.

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07-15-2018 , 11:03 AM

#143

joe_seboks_luck

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Originally Posted by BulltexasATM

Yeah, tbh I don't much care about what Chainsaw does or doesn't do -- it just seems odd that you'd call somebody out for not publicly calling out the moral failings of his pal. That seems like perfectly normal human behaviour to me. I can't think of an example of anybody who HAS publicly called out a pal for immoral behaviour -- at least not outside of the whole me too thing, when the mob comes hammering on their door.

Whatever his other failings might be, this one seems to me to be the very least of them.

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07-15-2018 , 11:10 AM

#144

Adjusted

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07-15-2018 , 11:15 AM

#145

Oroku$aki

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Originally Posted by joe_seboks_luck

Yeah, tbh I don't much care about what Chainsaw does or doesn't do -- it just seems odd that you'd call somebody out for not publicly calling out the moral failings of his pal. That seems like perfectly normal human behaviour to me. I can't think of an example of anybody who HAS publicly called out a pal for immoral behaviour -- at least not outside of the whole me too thing, when the mob comes hammering on their door.

Whatever his other failings might be, this one seems to me to be the very least of them.

Ted Kaczynski was turned in by his brother. (Slightly more serious than airport scamming, so maybe that passes for normal human behaviour.)

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07-15-2018 , 11:55 AM

#146

epcfast

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Originally Posted by Adjusted

Fantastic work.
I'm walking here!

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07-15-2018 , 10:40 PM

#147

adam levine

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Poker attracts some of the least self aware people I have ever encountered.

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07-16-2018 , 02:47 AM

#148

rakemeplz

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Originally Posted by w00t

Allen Kessler made it into the money with a mere two big bets ....

It was Kessler's 65th WSOP cash and his seventh of the 2018 series.

Chainsaw is a min cash machine.

I need a good 'shop of Alan Kessler taking a chainsaw to a WSOP mincash!

Or...I don't...nah, I don't need that. Cancel that order.

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03-06-2020 , 11:42 AM

#149

BEANO52

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Deep pocket Chainsaw calls out villain, you gotta love it.

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03-06-2020 , 08:47 PM

#150

rakemeplz

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Originally Posted by rm81

Kessler just bagged the chip lead for the first time in his career.

Thousands and thousands of years ago Moses parted the red sea. Hitler tried to exterminate a race of people and take over all of Europe. Robert Downey Jr. made a billion dollars with Iron Man.

But then Kessler bagged the chip lead in a poker tournament.

Nothing had prepared me for this.

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