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Annie Duke CNBC Article - Betting on coronavirus. Annie Duke CNBC Article - Betting on coronavirus.

09-28-2020 , 11:14 AM
Key Points (from the article):

-Annie Duke won over $4 million playing professional poker.

-Uncertainty is an environment professional gamblers operate in at all times.

-She says the coronavirus may be extreme uncertainty, but rules already exist for beating it.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/27/bett...tain-hand.html

I don't even know where to begin with this lunacy. Clinging to relevance by using poker as an analogy for beating the coronavirus is...pretty much on brand for this woman. Amiright?
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09-28-2020 , 11:18 AM
I guess Annie Duke has first-hand experience of fraudsters, so that likely comes in handy.
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09-28-2020 , 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by OilTankerHead
This most certainly is a good reason to hate on Annie Duke.
″We think right now the environment related to uncertainty is really drastically different than it was prior to the pandemic, and while it turned it up to an 11 now, it’s not that drastically different,” Duke said at a recent CNBC @Work virtual event."

Betting against coronavirus: A poker champion on how to win with an uncertain hand

That is a total crock of crap.....

Seriously ? Prior to the pandemic there was a substantially lower chance of catching a fatal disease (a pretty negative outcome) from going to the supermarket, visiting with friends, or eating in a restaurant. Doesn't make things drastically different?

Consider "the environment related in the uncertainty" in choosing activities in which to engage; to stretch into tortured relevance of poker advice, that means "game selection".

Her nonsense on wearing a mask or not misses the point entirely. The consequences are NOT limited to the decision maker, but to everyone who might come into close proximity.

She described the decision to wear a mask as a “free roll.”

“Nothing bad comes from it, but a lot of good can come from it,” the poker champion said.


I get it that this is her one trick pony schtick, relating everything to poker to give herself relevance, but this was a crock.

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09-28-2020 , 02:25 PM
Not sure why she is still relevant when it comes to poker. She hasn't done anything in poker for 9 years and her claim to fame is winning a single table Sit-n-go freeroll over 15 years ago.
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09-28-2020 , 02:26 PM
What's amazing is how well she and her PR folks con publications and networks into thinking she is an authority on anything. They obviously do zero vetting on her history of failed and cheating businesses.
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09-28-2020 , 02:36 PM
Annie Duke and Mike Postle. Sigh. Amirite?
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09-28-2020 , 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Gzesh
Seriously ? Prior to the pandemic there was a substantially lower chance of catching a fatal disease (a pretty negative outcome) from going to the supermarket, visiting with friends, or eating in a restaurant. Doesn't make things drastically different?
This is just plain untrue for 80-95% of the population
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09-28-2020 , 03:34 PM
While I may not agree with everything Annie Duke writes, comparing her to that Mike Postle clown or insinuating that she is a poor poker player is silly. How many here have won 1/10th of what she won playing poker? (not me)
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09-28-2020 , 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLove9
While I may not agree with everything Annie Duke writes, comparing her to that Mike Postle clown or insinuating that she is a poor poker player is silly. How many here have won 1/10th of what she won playing poker? (not me)
I assume you don't believe Phil Ivey freerolled high stakes games too??!!
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09-28-2020 , 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by OilTankerHead
This most certainly is a good reason to hate on Annie Duke.
I admire anyone who, when compelled to tag or deface something with ‘art’ they think is profound, cool or edgy, has at least enough sense to do it on their own bodies instead of someone’s wall, house or business.

My gosh that tatt is lol.
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09-28-2020 , 04:43 PM
I remember seeing that tattoo in person at the 2006 wsop..she'd be leaning forward at the table and her shirt would ride up..she's probably 1 of less than 10 females in the country legitimately trying to make a living playing poker before the year 2003..her and dnegs have hated each other since about 1999..
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09-28-2020 , 06:28 PM
I love the poker champion moniker. Everyone is a poker champion if you win a tournament. But if you play cash games - you will never be a champion.

Makes sense.

Also - her and her brother are complete frauds.
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09-28-2020 , 06:33 PM
she seems like the kind of person to steal and take bite of your apple and then put it back in your lunchbox ... then try to give you a clever analogy while you are ushering her back out into the swamplands she came from "yes yes, very good ... thank you for your opinions swamp king"

she seems like the kind of person who borrows a pencil from you and immediately begins chewing on it ... then stares blankly at you before you see an idea pop into her head so you feel relieved that she at least realized what she was doing but nope the idea that popped in was to draw the #4 real big on her arm but she doesn't know pencils don't draw on skin because she's the swamp king and she's never used a pencil before

she seems like the the kind of person who says "hey i used ur toothbrush btw" on her way out of ur house the next morning but you've never seen her before and how did she get in your house and maybe your wife was right about not moving to the swamp after all

she seems like the kind of person whose facebook profile says she likes horses but she'll never say anything about them except "they're beautiful" but you know she means they're delicious because she eats horses because she's the swamp king and then you're like wait why am i looking at her profile but ur not she tricked you again she's on ur laptop logged into ur account liking all her profile photos which are mostly her in the same exact pose with her head tilted slightly and looking up with the caption "she herself was the wind" but she turned out not to be the wind but instead she was the swamp king and also she changed ur password and stole 6 bucks and autographed the rest of the bills for some reason

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09-28-2020 , 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by RosaParks1
she seems like the kind of person to steal and take bite of your apple and then put it back in your lunchbox ... then try to give you a clever analogy while you are ushering her back out into the swamplands she came from "yes yes, very good ... thank you for your opinions swamp king"

she seems like the kind of person who borrows a pencil from you and immediately begins chewing on it ... then stares blankly at you before you see an idea pop into her head so you feel relieved that she at least realized what she was doing but nope the idea that popped in was to draw the #4 real big on her arm but she doesn't know pencils don't draw on skin because she's the swamp king and she's never used a pencil before

she seems like the the kind of person who says "hey i used ur toothbrush btw" on her way out of ur house the next morning but you've never seen her before and how did she get in your house and maybe your wife was right about not moving to the swamp after all

she seems like the kind of person whose facebook profile says she likes horses but she'll never say anything about them except "they're beautiful" but you know she means they're delicious because she eats horses because she's the swamp king and then you're like wait why am i looking at her profile but ur not she tricked you again she's on ur laptop logged into ur account liking all her profile photos which are mostly her in the same exact pose with her head tilted slightly and looking up with the caption "she herself was the wind" but she turned out not to be the wind but instead she was the swamp king and also she changed ur password and stole 6 bucks and autographed the rest of the bills for some reason
LOL
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09-29-2020 , 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by invictus-1
what does this have to do with anything? plenty of reasons to rightfully hate on annie, but this isn't one of them.
Wrong.


What a ****ing stupid thing to have written permanently over your ass.
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09-29-2020 , 03:54 AM
Say what you will about Annie, she has amazing PR.
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09-29-2020 , 09:37 AM
She is simply trying to maintain any relevance she has remaining. Just like I saw Liv Boree on a weather/science show last night. Trying to maintain relevance. Although the difference being that Liv actually has a background in physics (although most of her presentations were silly/annoying like sticking a firework in a bathtub to knock down a cardboard bridge to prove an earthquake could cause a bridge to collapse lol wtf) while to my knowledge , Annie Duke does not have a background in immunology, diseases, or any facet of medicine.
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09-29-2020 , 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by RosaParks1
she seems like the kind of person to steal and take bite of your apple and then put it back in your lunchbox ... then try to give you a clever analogy while you are ushering her back out into the swamplands she came from "yes yes, very good ... thank you for your opinions swamp king"

she seems like the kind of person who borrows a pencil from you and immediately begins chewing on it ... then stares blankly at you before you see an idea pop into her head so you feel relieved that she at least realized what she was doing but nope the idea that popped in was to draw the #4 real big on her arm but she doesn't know pencils don't draw on skin because she's the swamp king and she's never used a pencil before

she seems like the the kind of person who says "hey i used ur toothbrush btw" on her way out of ur house the next morning but you've never seen her before and how did she get in your house and maybe your wife was right about not moving to the swamp after all

she seems like the kind of person whose facebook profile says she likes horses but she'll never say anything about them except "they're beautiful" but you know she means they're delicious because she eats horses because she's the swamp king and then you're like wait why am i looking at her profile but ur not she tricked you again she's on ur laptop logged into ur account liking all her profile photos which are mostly her in the same exact pose with her head tilted slightly and looking up with the caption "she herself was the wind" but she turned out not to be the wind but instead she was the swamp king and also she changed ur password and stole 6 bucks and autographed the rest of the bills for some reason

ahaha
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09-29-2020 , 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLove9
While I may not agree with everything Annie Duke writes, comparing her to that Mike Postle clown or insinuating that she is a poor poker player is silly. How many here have won 1/10th of what she won playing poker? (not me)
i know some old school guys, who give her credit and tell that she was once a good player early in her career. but not sure for how long she was a winner and what stakes she could beat.

anyway, i think that's not even the point. it's that main stream media presents her, as if she was still a winning player and/or relevant in the poker world. on top of that they completely ignore, that epic league debacle.
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09-29-2020 , 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by NerdSuperfly
...anyway, i think that's not even the point. it's that main stream media presents her, as if she was still a winning player and/or relevant in the poker world. on top of that they completely ignore, that epic league debacle and her active effort to coverup the crimes of the Absolute Poker cheating
fyp
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09-29-2020 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by '-'_@_
This is just plain untrue for 80-95% of the population
A carrier is someone who gets infected and can transmit a disease, which can certainly be fatal, if not necessarily to the carrier ...

Google Typhoid Mary
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09-29-2020 , 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by thedude404
She is simply trying to maintain any relevance she has remaining. Just like I saw Liv Boree on a weather/science show last night. Trying to maintain relevance. Although the difference being that Liv actually has a background in physics (although most of her presentations were silly/annoying like sticking a firework in a bathtub to knock down a cardboard bridge to prove an earthquake could cause a bridge to collapse lol wtf) while to my knowledge , Annie Duke does not have a background in immunology, diseases, or any facet of medicine.
In fairness to Boeree, that's a pretty sizable difference.

Also, such an appearance might not be merely a means to "maintain relevance," but rather a gig that she can get because of her relatively rare combination of expertise in astrophysics and telegenic qualities. In fact, it's quite likely that her relevance – small as it may be from playing poker and owning souls on game shows – helped her get the job.

Sort of like athletes who transition to the broadcast booth: are they doing it just to stay relevant? Are they doing it because it's a job for which they are among the rare qualified candidates? Or are they doing it because their name recognition as an athlete will help draw interest? I'd say a combination of all three; they're probably interdependent factors.

I don't know the show you saw, but I've seen Boeree's YouTube channel. Her videos typically get somewhere in the range of 5K to 20K views. A few break into the mid five figures, but two have eclipsed the 100K barrier. Her most watched is a 2010 video of her playing Black Widow's "Children of Bodom," perhaps boosted because it was mentioned in a couple of guitar magazines.

The No. 2 video is this:


Plenty of people know the elementary physics explained in this video. Fewer people are adept at explaining things in front of a camera. And even fewer look as good in a swimsuit as she does. Now, is Liv the best at any one of these three traits? Hardly. For example, Neil DeGrasse Tyson has her crushed at the first two, but I don't want to see the third. Gisele Bundchen is the stronger candidate at the third but probably thinks "mass" is just the place where her husband used to work.

Anyway, while it's quite possible Boeree's TV appearance simply served to feed some narcissistic tendencies, it's far more likely that it was the product of people – both her and the show's producers – playing to some strengths.

Okay, back to picking on Annie Duke. That never gets old to me.
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09-29-2020 , 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Wilbury Twist
In fairness to Boeree, that's a pretty sizable difference.
...

Okay, back to picking on Annie Duke. That never gets old to me.
Okay, [can someone embed video of Joan Rivers' beat down of Annie ... "You're a pokah playah, a pokah, playah. You're beyond trash." ], so WT gets his wish ?

Throw in the shot of The Donald, featuring his with his $70,000 hair, and what's not to love ?
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09-29-2020 , 06:16 PM
The clip is featured in this video starting at 2:45

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09-29-2020 , 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PhatPots
Not sure why she is still relevant when it comes to poker. She hasn't done anything in poker for 9 years and her claim to fame is winning a single table Sit-n-go freeroll over 15 years ago.
I played poker with Annie Duke back in the days when bathing wasn't a high priority for her. She would sit, legs crossed so her feet were chair-seat high most times and her feet were filthy. People would actually tell her to cover her feet. Never a fan of anyone with dirty feet and not ashamed to display them in public.
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