Originally Posted by Johnny Hughes
One of the most pivotal figures in poker history is Amarillo Slim, the colorful Texan, just full of old sayings and gambling wisdom. When he won the World Series of Poker in 1972, he suddenly became a household name and the most famous gambler in the world. He made five to eleven Tonight Show appearences with Johnny Carson. Accounts vary. Slim was just born for self-promotion. I watched the video of the 1973 World Series last night, again. At the final table were guys that would win it later, some that would make the Poker Hall of Fame. Puggy defeated Johnny Moss that year. Treetop Straus, Sailor Roberts were there. But Amarillo Slim kept walking up to the table, wise-cracking, joking with the players. \
I had played poker around here with Amarillo Slim here around Lubbock as early as 1960. He was not all that great a player or winner. A little later, he began to travel with and share bankroll with Doyle Brunson and Sailor Roberts. They made a lot of money, and ended up busted in Las Vegas. I play a little poker now with Shaun Rice, Amarillo Slim's protege and traveling partner. He says Slim is the best hustler alive, and I believe that. He used his celebrity to play Doctors, Lawyers, Square Johns heads up, easy marks. Slim is great at prop bets.
I first went to the World Series in 1975. Amarillo Slim and I sat together on the plane going out. As usual, we told funny stories about the West Texas gamblers we knew. We had our picture taken in front of the million in ten-thousand dollar bills at Binion's. For many years after that time, if I saw someone with a press badge, I'd point them to Slim, and tell them truthfully, he was the best interview there. I didn't tell them that half of what he says is true, and I don't know which half. In the 1980s, Slim would reach millions of people in his interviews. I listened in a few times. I still have what he said in an interview with an Englishman: "You're an Englishman? Most Englishmen couldn't track an elephant in four feet of snow if the beast had a giant nose bleed. If y'all would just pay us back for World War Two, we'd be all right.."
Amarillo Slim was quoted repeatedly on his old sayings, "If you are going to be a sucker, be a quiet one." "Sometimes the lamb slaughters the butcher." "I'd just as soon have my dick caught in a meat grinder as to bluff at him."
In the last years of the Shop, legendary Lubbock poker game,Slim came down and played a lot. He would wear shorts or golf clothes. In Las Vegas, he was always in costume. Finely tailored Western suits, a Stetson hat with a rattlesnake with its mouth open as decor. He bought, at one time, ten pairs of boots in different colors. They had vents in the side, and he'd wear matching socks.
He was skinny. One wag said he was "the advance man for a famine."
Now, Amarillo Slim is old, not in the greatest health, and he has come off the road. And he is a road gambler, a damn proud term.
Some years back, Amarillo Slim's granddaughter accused him of inaappropriately touching her. She has publicly recanted, and said she made it all up. All members of Amarillo Slim's family, including her parents stand behind Slim.
Slim pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor assault charge on a plea bargain. Some bargain! You would have to know how it works in West Texas. They told him this: Option One: Plead guilty to a lesser charge, pay a small fine and leave the building. Option Two: Be charged with felony sexual assault. Face a jury and possible life in prison. Life? or a fine? Choose.
Amarillo Slim had pleaded guilty to gambling, vagrancy charges several times, as had I. When we plead guilty to vagrancy by association, it didn't mean we were broke, didn't have a residence, or anything much. It was the cost of doing business for a gambler.
In Tulia, Texas, one lying rogue undercover narcotics officer framed scores of black people. Many pled guilty when they were innocent on plea bargains to get a lighter sentence. Later this was all discovered, and the Governor gave pardons.
None of Slim's friends ever believed that he had become a child molester after seventy. Doyle Brunson, one of the most respected men in poker, and one os Slim's best friends and old road partners spoke out on Slim's behalf early on, as did any Texan I know of. Nolan Dalla, Media Director for the World Series, did an interview with Slim pointing to his innocence. It is illogical and downright ignorant to believe that Amarillo Slim was guilty of this when his whole family, friends, writers aggree that he was innocent. It is time for poker to honor Slim again, with some time of special life-time acheivement award, and present it at the next World Series,whether he is there or not.