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Originally Posted by ChipsOmNom
Anyone have any good stories involving dealers?
A long time ago I wasn't dealing, but I was playing at a table where a player got mad at a dealer over something that wasn't the dealers fault. The dealer tried to be nice, but the player wasn't having any of that and said some stuff that should have got him banned.
Basically he threatened the dealer to a fight. Asked him if he wanted to meet in the parking garage. The dealer engaged him and pretended like he was considering it.
Finally the dealer, says "I would meet you in the garage, but I won't bet on it because it would be unfair. You are going to lose."
This sets of the guy and he goes absolutely apeshit and really starts in on the dealer. The rant culminated with the player asking him the dealer could possibly think he could win?
The dealer responded "I will be bringing two or three of those guys with the yellow/red/black/whatever suits. They will have walkie talkies that can call dozens more plus contact the police. Who are you bringing?"
The point of this is that physical altercations with dealers are rare simply because one side has extra resources to bring to the fight, right or wrong.