I've always read the chainsaw stories and of course appreciate good tournaments structures so to the extent he advocated for those I supported him.

But I finally played with him in person in a tournament recently and he was absolutely insufferable. Constantly abused the dealer over minor mistakes. Then finally he stopped the action to correct a "mistake", made a big deal about it...and was totally wrong. Did he apologize for slowing the game down? Nope, but when a dealer made a very minor mistake (announcing the slightly wrong raise size), he would not shut up about how the dealers need to go to dealer school, how the dealers are all garbage these days etc

Abusing dealers is the lowest of the low, chainsaw's kind of a pathetic abusive jerk so I retract my nomination for alan for boomer hof.

I recall him repeatedly calling non-nut hands "the nuts" and wondering why people weren't being more aggressive with them.

Slowing the game down is a way for Chainsaw to stall into a min-cash.

I'm back.

I just posted my summer packages if anyone cares to look at those.

The ComplainSaw

Pretty shocking that Allen doesn't have girls throwing themselves at him when he's playing poker....

The mystery of Allen's lack of success with women in poker continues....

Veronica has followed up very quickly with a video....

https://youtu.be/V_K_R-vwY3E

He is mocking himself here and being funny at least, i hope on purpose..

He is making a bit of a joke but it is probably accurate that he has never got a date from a woman he met on the poker table

Allen has definitely spent comps on a woman he met on the poker table.

This is some diss track Veronica unleashed on Allen Kessler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_K_R-vwY3E

https://twitter.com/AllenKessler/sta...C5zdTG3qYqAAAA


This is the commercial by Jamie Kerstetter that Allen criticized.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGTHi5JLWSI

I mean, Allen isn't wrong, but the Veronica Brill diss video is pretty spot on too

His point is probably correct but it was just completely unnecessary to say it!

That diss video is pretty good. Limon took it even farther many years ago.

https://youtu.be/VtjpfE4NZFo

"spent comps on a woman" ?

Are you implying he has paid for a hooker with comps ?

Nah, he is full of cr*p. s far as "player marketing" commercials go, hers was very good.

He occasionally offers to share his comps for food. Is he paying people with a free meal to hang out with him or give him free coaching? I don't know, but I assume women have sometimes taken him up on his offer. If he doesn't have comps, he seems to go out for fast food a lot, but he's probably figured out some advantage play angles to fast food apps.

That was abysmal. I always enjoyed Limon when he posted on here, but an aging Mick Hucknall imitator whining that another man is a slaphead is just embarrassing.

I think the over/under for what Allen nets pre tax yearly is 60k.

At best, Allen Kessler is a break even poker player.

From this day forward, "min-cash" should be replaced by ''KesslerCash".

PorEjemplo:

Persona A: How did it go?

Persona B: Sucked. I had a big stack early, but then lost with a set and missed a huge draw so I had to settle for a ****ing KesslerCash.

Otro Ejemplo:

Persona A: I saw you were super short. What happened?

Persona B: Yeah, I was in shove-mode. I stole the blinds, busted a guy even shorter than me and somehow ended up KCing.

Anybody who travels to Black Hawk, Colorado in a snowstorm in May to play a poker tournament deserves to be in the Hall of Fame.