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05-27-2008 , 07:46 AM
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Need to lose a few pounds? 'Draw thin' with the best and join the Sorel Mizzi weight loss programme. 'Ship' that extra weight and avoid going 'all-in'.

Don't be a 'bubble'. Simply burn those extra calories with Canada's finest player. Worried about trying to do up that 'button'? Then eat more 'fish' and 'nuts' and say no to those 'free rolls'

Or simply get offended by a thread full of terrible poker puns.

Abuse for a poor thread expected but more poker puns wanted to brighten up my dull day at work.
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05-27-2008 , 08:31 AM
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before & after photos please
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05-27-2008 , 09:22 AM
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Abuse for a poor thread expected
Ok then, **** you
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05-27-2008 , 09:39 AM
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What if you're a fat and Canadian poker player?
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05-27-2008 , 09:41 AM
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Need to lose a few pounds? 'Draw thin' with the best and join the Sorel Mizzi weight loss programme. 'Ship' that extra weight and avoid going 'all-in'.

Don't be a 'bubble'. Simply burn those extra calories with Canada's finest player. Worried about trying to do up that 'button'? Then eat more 'fish' and 'nuts' and say no to those 'free rolls'

Or simply get offended by a thread full of terrible poker puns.

Abuse for a poor thread expected but more poker puns wanted to brighten up my dull day at work.
You 'fail' in all 'facets' of 'life'.
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05-27-2008 , 09:43 AM
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You 'fail' in all 'facets' of 'life'.
lol
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05-27-2008 , 09:58 AM
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That's the ticket, I switched to the metric system from the English system of weight and I knocked off 75 immediately...
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05-27-2008 , 01:21 PM
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This programmmme insures that your double 'gut'-shot straight draws always fill in so long as you promise to runner/runner lots.
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05-27-2008 , 03:50 PM
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05-27-2008 , 03:55 PM
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Need to lose a few pounds? 'Draw thin' with the best and join the Sorel Mizzi weight loss programme. 'Ship' that extra weight and avoid going 'all-in'.

Don't be a 'bubble'. Simply burn those extra calories with Canada's finest player. Worried about trying to do up that 'button'? Then eat more 'fish' and 'nuts' and say no to those 'free rolls'

Or simply get offended by a thread full of terrible poker puns.

Abuse for a poor thread expected but more poker puns wanted to brighten up my dull day at work.
Guarantee he falls short of goal...9 pounds in 4 days and only eating greens.

WRONG!

Need protein to help body burn fat and waste...add in chicken or turkey and begin 4 days of harder workouts designed to burn fat or increase cardio.

Not gonna happen....
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05-27-2008 , 04:46 PM
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berry faced imo
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05-27-2008 , 06:03 PM
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playing $100/200 limit HU on Betfair now, didn't know he had moved onto HU cash?
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05-27-2008 , 06:08 PM
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todd Brunson just called, he said that he's not fat, he's just chubby, totally different meaning.
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05-27-2008 , 06:55 PM
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That's the ticket, I switched to the metric system from the English system of weight and I knocked off 75 immediately...
You only weigh 137 lbs?
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05-27-2008 , 07:33 PM
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the other day we played 9 handed at a 10 handed table- three guys were orca fat it was just dripping off of them.
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05-28-2008 , 03:10 AM
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the other day we played 9 handed at a 10 handed table- three guys were orca fat it was just dripping off of them.
7-handed at a 10-seat table I could understand.

9 must have been very chummy.
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05-28-2008 , 04:51 AM
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Guarantee he falls short of goal...9 pounds in 4 days and only eating greens.

WRONG!

Need protein to help body burn fat and waste...add in chicken or turkey and begin 4 days of harder workouts designed to burn fat or increase cardio.

Not gonna happen....
meh, 4 kilos can be lost just by standard weight-cutting methods that fighters use. sweat that **** out. i guess if he is in really bad shape, he might not be able to handle it though. losing 9 lbs. of actual fat in 4 days is impossible though.
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05-28-2008 , 05:16 AM
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[ ] BlotKis is concerned about doing 1000 pushups in 12 hours
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05-28-2008 , 05:39 AM
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chances that he gets someone else to lose the weight for him ?
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05-28-2008 , 05:48 AM
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chances that he gets someone else to lose the weight for him ?
LOL. Not strictly the type of humour I was looking for but very good nevertheless. It's possible he may be finishing off the contest for someone else anyway.
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05-28-2008 , 11:32 AM
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lol

more witty than 95% of nvg
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05-28-2008 , 01:24 PM
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meh, 4 kilos can be lost just by standard weight-cutting methods that fighters use. sweat that **** out. i guess if he is in really bad shape, he might not be able to handle it though. losing 9 lbs. of actual fat in 4 days is impossible though.
No it's not...9 pounds of fat in 4 days with proper diet and exercise can be done and measured as such. Trust me...I've battled before with it and done it for money (for work related reasons) and it can be done if the body is "tricked" into it!
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05-28-2008 , 01:43 PM
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2 lbs a day walking and eating salad? HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA.
***** better start runnin and drinking water and getting his fat ass right back on the treadmill
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05-28-2008 , 05:48 PM
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No it's not...9 pounds of fat in 4 days with proper diet and exercise can be done and measured as such. Trust me...I've battled before with it and done it for money (for work related reasons) and it can be done if the body is "tricked" into it!
Lose 9 lbs in 4 days? I usually lose that much by skipping lunch.
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05-28-2008 , 09:30 PM
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No it's not...9 pounds of fat in 4 days with proper diet and exercise can be done and measured as such. Trust me...I've battled before with it and done it for money (for work related reasons) and it can be done if the body is "tricked" into it!
You are absolutely wrong. You are not burning 10k+ cals a day without consuming food.

Sorry
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