I mean wateryboil is obv trolling lol

What the **** did you just ****ing say about WateryBoil, you little *****? I'll have you know he graduated on top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in gorilla warfare and he's the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to him over the internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak he's contacting his secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

wut

perfect response

Except, xenoblade has found the perfect hiding place from any retribution for his post, behind a stack of chips.

You will never see him until it is too late.

Ah, so this is what happens when you have watched too many Rambo films at an impressionable age.

It's copypasta, grandpa.