He puts mechanical devices in his opponents butt after a victory.

gg alan

New interview, pleasant as always

<3 alan

great interview, thanks

"...[my approach to play nl], it's even modern compared to the kids cause it's my own approach, and everyone kinda plays the same way, and i don't!"

His version of "white magic" maybe...I guess it could be called alien magic

"White Magic" can be applied to this guy in a number of ways

His eyeballs can bench press 100lbs.

I play a lot of cash with him & he's def way more aggro than he used to be.

i see Alan is all coked out again...

the guy hasn't won gambling since the late 90s. no bookmaker fears Alan Boston any longer.

as for poker, he probably hasnt been a winning poker player since the 80s when he played 7-card stud.

mr. dvorkis is a flawed character for sure. some people like him...most people can't stand him.

source?

Cocaine is a hellva drug.

If only Marco asked him how much blow he did that day.......

Wow, I never realized that he's actually literally crazy, I'd never seen an interview of his; now I feel pretty bad...

Or, as Richard Pryor famously told Johnny Carson on "The Tonight Show" back in the 1970's: "Cocaine ... Johnny, that's God's way of telling you you've got too much money."

2:58-3:02

Poker player bitching about the rake....nahhhh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QMO1SZ0-is

It's 2013. When are we going to stop making fun of those from other planets?

ahhahahah

Best reconversion of a former fulltilt redpro to date.

I don't know why these sponsored pros can't handle criticism

YOU'RE BEING PAID TO DO WHAT YOU'D BE DOING ANYWAY JUST MUTE THE CHAT BOX IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT

I hereby declare on the day I become a sponsored pro if I ever win a bunch of random live tournaments, paying customers of the brand i'm representing can call me whatever they want

Also how the f is Alan Boston relevant in poker again? His live cashes aren't even noticeably better than mine and I barely play live, let alone all of the unsponsored players who are actually successful live... and his FTP graph is a diagonal line downwards basically and as far as i'm aware he isn't famous, isn't a hot chick, isn't from an emerging market the site is targeting and isn't a successful high stakes cash game player so um... why is he sponsored again?

Edit: just saw thread was from 2009, assumed it was today's. Rant stands for ******ed sponsored pros who call the chat mod when people say stuff that is rude but not abusive, then the chat mod tells them there's nothing that can be done because no rules were broken

im pretty good friends with boston and hes actually a really nice guy...typical internet kids that just sit here and bash him...hes the one guy in the world who doesnt bs around anything and is a genuine good soul just sometimes lost and lets face it....we are all lost and deal with it in different ways