LOL this is hilarious!

Wow, abusing a dealer to the point she almost cries, thats ridiculous. Not cool at all.

hi alien

This thread should just be locked to save us from more terrible "omg! omg! I called alan an alien!!"-posts.
Nothing new and/or funny is ever going to appear in it again anyway.

I've had a talk with him lately when we sat together in a tournament and he was really nice , answered questions etc.

I dont understand why ppl would go on harrassing him with the same old jokes over and over and over.

getting real old imo

If I were going to abuse him, it wouldn't be for his looks (we're all a bunch of ugly freaks here at 2+2).

It would be for the fact that he doesn't know the difference between your and you're, which is inexcusable.

Thread is gold

Did a Google search for Alan Boston and found this. Alan Boston is actually a reptile?:
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79665

so much win

Seriously??

It's not particularly difficult to understand.

Hint:

n00ki5 (Observer): hey alien boston
Alan Boston: she needs to grow up (about annete)
Dealer: CT_HUSTLA1 has 15 seconds left to act
n00ki5 (Observer): take me to your lederer?
johnny_swan (Observer): annette aploised to doyle about that comment
Alan Boston: THe first moron shows up
Dealer: Bill519 has 15 seconds left to act
SLAPTHESENUTS (Observer): stfu n))ki5
johnny_swan (Observer): i read neway
System: The $25,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) ($30+$3 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Alan Boston: Guess what we do to MORONS???
Alan Boston: MUTE HIM
Dealer: bullish06 wins the pot (225)
SLAPTHESENUTS (Observer): MUTE
Dealer: Hand #24149478219
Alan Boston: Especially cliched ones
TWBuescher (Observer): LOL, WTG AB
Dealer: bullish06 has 15 seconds left to act
n00ki5 (Observer): ahaahhaha
Dealer: CT_HUSTLA1 has 15 seconds left to act
n00ki5 (Observer): i just saw the topic on 2p2
SLAPTHESENUTS (Observer): leave n00ki5 you are a MORON
n00ki5 (Observer): is golden
n00ki5 (Observer): u have to admit it
Dealer: bullish06 has 15 seconds left to act
SLAPTHESENUTS (Observer): I think Iam MUTING you too
Dealer: johnmenard1 shows [Ah 9h] a pair of Aces
Dealer: johnmenard1 wins the pot (325)
Dealer: Hand #24149508760
Alan Boston: should be no brainer slap
Dealer: Alan Boston wins the pot (125)
Dealer: Hand #24149517955
SLAPTHESENUTS (Observer): true
Alan Boston: on top of being a complete idiot, he is a cliched one
SLAPTHESENUTS (Observer): muted
Dealer: Mr Shug has 15 seconds left to act
Alan Boston: a bit redundant

Apparently alien skin is thinner than human skin.

The only way to settle his insecurities is to get a tshirt made up that says "Take Me to your Lederer"

Boston brings it on himself. If for just one week he would ignore people who taunt him it would stop. But he gets people chat banned for messing with him and that's douchey.

It would've been great if you quickly replied, "I guess your bust out rate was 'out of this world'".

6 weeks later you make a comment about him making a quick reply?

icwudt............

^^

lol @ superstack 15k gtd

HH?

That was originally posted by me.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=311

This is a tired old thread that deserves to die a natural death.

RIP.

^ Agreed.

Have to say I've had brief experiences with the guy, I do recall an observer asking him if he felt that a lot of the pros on FT were any good and were deserving of their FT red status'. He gave an honest answer, even mentioned certain pros that were terri bad. The world is full of 'yes' men, honest people like Alan are a welcome break.

Also, I could care less if this was a pro that never took time out to answer any questions/queries and the such but the fact that it is, is slightly unjustified imo. I understand that Alan's replies work against him in a negative way and that's why certain morons feel the need to keep the Alien thing going. However, consider that Alan is an honest person (obviously). Do you morons really think that he didn't have a chuckle with the first twenty people that made fun of his avatar? We all have our breaking points, keeping at it so that Alan reached his and then claiming it's his fault is ridiculous. Clearly some of you haven't grown up mentally since school. Don't give me any 'I didn't know' bs either, anyone with half a brain can see this is the case.

Sascha Biorac, now here's someone that deserves bashing.

So Tom Dwan, Gus Hansen and many other FT pros who manage to ignore tons MORE abuse than this guy from railbirds and manage to keep their cool in your opinion are less than Alan Boston?

You really should think about what you post before you hit the "submit" key.

I kinda dunno who "Alan Boston" is

Is he someone important ?

king of mars