Inspired by another thread, I had ChatGPT write a song about winning the WSOP. This is what it came up with:


(Verse 1)
In the smoky room where dreams are made,
A poker table where fortunes are laid.
Players from around the globe converge,
To test their skills, to show their nerve.

(Chorus)
I'm a champion, I've got the cards in my hand,
I'll outplay them all, I'll make my stand.
The World Series of poker is my destiny,
I'm reaching for greatness, for all to see.

(Verse 2)
With sunglasses on, I hide my eyes,
Calculating moves, bluffing with disguise.
Reading opponents, their tells I see,
Every chip I win brings me closer to victory.

(Chorus)
I'm a champion, I've got the cards in my hand,
I'll outplay them all, I'll make my stand.
The World Series of poker is my destiny,
I'm reaching for greatness, for all to see.

(Bridge)
The tension rises, the stakes get high,
Sweat drips down as the final hands fly.
The river card turns, it's in my favor,
I'm one step closer to my poker savior.

(Verse 3)
The crowd erupts as I reveal my hand,
A royal flush, a moment so grand.
The title within my grasp, I can taste,
Years of dedication, not gone to waste.

(Chorus)
I'm a champion, I've got the cards in my hand,
I'll outplay them all, I'll make my stand.
The World Series of poker is my destiny,
I'm reaching for greatness, for all to see.

(Outro)
I've conquered the table, I've reached the top,
A legend in poker, my dreams never stop.
The World Series of poker, a moment to savor,
I'll forever be the champion, the ultimate cardplayer.

not exactly sure why, but ChatGPT writing this song kinda bothers me...

Not only is the solver better at poker than any of us, but now it's talking **** too!

It’s an improvement on ‘Poker is fun for everyone’ in the voice of Stephen Hawking

These lyrics feel like they would go perfectly over the Pokemon tv intro song

sounds a lot better than most of the lyrics nowadays tbh

i wish i was one step closer to my poker savior

Incredible

I think it might be a good idea to give ChatGPT control over all military systems in the world.

You're naive if you think the active verb will be "give".

ChatGPT is more likely SkyNet in that scenario.

(SkyNet took control, built Arnold, and sent him back in time to kill Sarah Connor.)