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01-23-2010 , 12:51 AM

#626

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireMaker2

Bruiser when are we going to fight? I will give you 5-1 and I will weigh in at whatever you want IDK your weight 155?

sick odds bro

01-23-2010 , 01:24 AM

#627

eastern motors

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Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireMaker2

Bruiser when are we going to fight? I will give you 5-1 and I will weigh in at whatever you want IDK your weight 155?

You should just be drunk instead of giving odds.

01-23-2010 , 01:42 AM

#628

moving shapes

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,903

a socially awkward geek goes to the gym

spit on your face

i am man

Last edited by moving shapes; 01-23-2010 at 01:43 AM. Reason: love thread

01-23-2010 , 04:17 AM

#629

Markwahlberg

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 414

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireMaker2

Bruiser when are we going to fight? I will give you 5-1 and I will weigh in at whatever you want IDK your weight 155?

I was always under the impression you were a pussy?

01-23-2010 , 10:04 AM

#630

epcfast

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Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireMaker2

Bruiser when are we going to fight? I will give you 5-1 and I will weigh in at whatever you want IDK your weight 155?

My man Scott Mather will fight you.

01-23-2010 , 12:34 PM

#631

Davey Valentine

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kokiri

Hahahaha

01-23-2010 , 01:26 PM

#632

thaaj

adept

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 733

Quote:

Originally Posted by moving shapes

a socially awkward geek goes to the gym

spit on your face

i am man

very good cliffnotes...but you left out the pill abuse which led to him losing 100s of thousands playing monkey poker.

01-23-2010 , 09:09 PM

#633

codebond

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 343

Quote:

Originally Posted by ActionJeff

All of my friends know what's up. They know who I am and know I'm a nice guy, an honorable guy, a guy who doesn't **** with people for no reason, and will tell anyone the same. Talk to people who have met me and spent any time at all with me and they will tell you I am a chill, relaxed, generous guy 99% of the time.

Yeah, but you spit in people's faces.

For the record, that's such a girl thing to do too, to resort to saliva instead of your fists. Straight pussy stuff.

01-23-2010 , 09:27 PM

#634

codebond

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 343

Quote:

Originally Posted by disasterflop

this made me lol
needs more love

01-23-2010 , 09:52 PM

#635

CCx

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by agdci

01-23-2010 , 11:13 PM

#636

too eazy

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by saultnutz

this is the funniest sh*yt ive ever read. the TOUGHEST MEANEST SOB in the online poker world is a girl in the real world.

bring that pu*sy spitting to Southie and see if you get out

being from southie, i'd like to address the fact that nobody who is actually tough and from southie talks/acts like this.

just gotta save face for my hood yo.

01-23-2010 , 11:23 PM

#637

Pork Fri Rize

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by wood_wall

Here are the cliff notes if anyone is interested.

Internet Poker Nerd A accuses Internet Poker Nerd B of stealing money.

Internet Poker Nerd B accuses Internet Poker Nerd A of stealing money.

The two argue back and forth and tell each other that they will beat up the other person if they ever see them in real life.

Internet Poker Nerd B and Internet Poker Nerd A both go to the Pokerstars Carribean Adventure and the tension boils throughout the week!

Internet Poker Nerd B decides to take a stance. He walks over to the table, and spits on Internet Poker Nerd A. Internet Poker Nerd B runs out of the casino and leaves the island.

Internet Poker Nerd A is too scared to chase after him and beat him up right then and there because he might get kicked out of the tournament. This is how "hood" he is.

The two Internet Poker Nerds go back to their respectable homes and get behind their computer monitors and after a series of intense E-fights, they start threatening to kill each other.

In other words, the next time they see each other in real life: They might put each other in a headlock & give each other a noogie.

Move along now...

fyp but A+ neways.

01-24-2010 , 12:13 PM

#638

superlulz

grinder

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actionjeff confirmed busto, back to working as an engineer

01-24-2010 , 12:19 PM

#639

SySteMChEck

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,349

i would have cracked this guys skull if he ever did that to me!

01-24-2010 , 01:42 PM

#640

ToDeepToFold

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 515

Quote:

Originally Posted by SySteMChEck

i would have cracked this guys skull if he ever did that to me!

no, no you wouldn't

you are actionjeff just behind a different monitor

01-24-2010 , 01:50 PM

#641

SySteMChEck

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToDeepToFold

no, no you wouldn't

you are actionjeff just behind a different monitor

you got me :P

01-24-2010 , 02:10 PM

#642

wood_wall

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01-24-2010 , 06:34 PM

#643

Zajebisty

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 946

Quote:

Originally Posted by doc43

In the old days, if someone spit in another player's face, his mother would be mailed his body parts for 6 months.

You, sir, have a wild imagination.

01-24-2010 , 07:11 PM

#644

swd805

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,955

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToDeepToFold

no, no you wouldn't

you are actionjeff just behind a different monitor

A+++

01-24-2010 , 07:14 PM

#645

ZooeyGlass

enthusiast

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 96

In the spirit of laughably false bravado....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18gDU...layer_embedded

I really feel like this somehow fits the thread, even though it clearly has no relation. It is brilliant so many reasons.

01-24-2010 , 07:34 PM

#646

00Snitch

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Quote:

Originally Posted by superlulz

actionjeff confirmed busto, back to working as an engineer

lol'd

01-24-2010 , 07:41 PM

#647

Zappa

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 958

Quote:

Originally Posted by moving shapes

a socially awkward geek goes to the gym

spit on your face

i am man

Awesome!

01-26-2010 , 12:21 AM

#648

Gdaddy

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 279

I PROMISE YOU...if somebody spits in my face...in a casino or not...they are getting their teeth knocked out....that is ridiculous

01-26-2010 , 12:30 AM

#649

bronx bomber

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,108

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gdaddy

I PROMISE YOU...if somebody spits in my face...in a casino or not...they are getting their teeth knocked out....that is ridiculous

What if its an old toothless crackwhore that does it? What you gonna do then tough guy?

01-26-2010 , 12:31 AM

#650

microbet

Solar Powered

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 56,713

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gdaddy

I PROMISE YOU...if somebody spits in my face...in a casino or not...they are getting their teeth knocked out....that is ridiculous

What if Mike Tyson spits in your face?

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