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03-26-2011 , 09:11 AM
Why is people still playing at UB/AP ? dont get it.
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03-26-2011 , 09:38 AM
I had totally forgotten about this and didn't even see the second video with the timing rigged-stuff. Very nice work, NoahSD. Typical UB style, when you go knocking on some doors they are "just about" to refund.
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03-26-2011 , 09:45 AM
Isn't it possible to take advantage of a bad "R"NG? Reverse engineer it (I think that's the correct terminology) to know the next the next sequence and winz the moneyz?
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03-26-2011 , 11:08 AM
The people playing on those sites don't get it either I guess.

Awesome blog by Noah btw.

Last edited by zerofan; 03-26-2011 at 11:22 AM.
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03-26-2011 , 12:04 PM
I like keno at live casinos, because it's a cheap, low-intensity way to keep the cocktails coming.

I cannot figure out what would possess someone to play keno in their own home.
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03-26-2011 , 12:46 PM
IN response to new thread posted today that was moved.

Here is the main Keno thread on this

New updates on Noah's blog I think.

Cliff notes etc in post #1

Last edited by R*R; 03-26-2011 at 12:58 PM.
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03-26-2011 , 03:01 PM
Just to clarify for people who are too lazy to read my blog, AP still hasn't repaid anybody now, 5 months later, and their story of what happened is a lie.
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03-26-2011 , 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by NoahSD
Just to clarify for people who are too lazy to read my blog, just read it and give this man his medal.
fyp, but seriously you're awesome man I can't believe proving that an online casino is "rigged" is up to an individual who doesn't even get paid for it
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03-26-2011 , 03:08 PM
lol. Actually, it's supposed to be up to a company called Technical Systems Testing, who presumably are paid for it. They certified the game as random.
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03-26-2011 , 03:21 PM
Good read. Has/shows relevance to the latest AP/UB discussions and happenings.
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03-26-2011 , 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by chinz
Great job once again, NoahSD. I can't understand why some people play keno.
FTFY

jokes aside fxxx cereus
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03-26-2011 , 06:15 PM
Hey Sebok remember this ?
http://twitter.com/joesebok/status/27891708154

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Originally Posted by Seboks twiter
@somepokerdude i agree. something that should be caught. has been corrected now. will obv be repaying those who lost money.
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03-26-2011 , 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by nophun
Herp derp Joe wont make his standard apology/excuse/threat here because it is not a communist lock down thread where he can feel safe from the people he ****ed over (he just thinks they are trolls).

**** Joe, **** UB, and **** communist protection threads for scumbag cheaters (and yes you are a ****ing cheater if you are helping them cheat and cover up their cheating ways you ****in moron sebok.)

If he couldnt join the forum without lockdown threads what the honest **** do you hope to get out of him in the way of honesty?

Nothing. More bs, more lies, and more advertisement for UB/AP.

Make him stand in the fire if he wants to prove he is not a witch
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03-26-2011 , 07:51 PM
ook so let me get this right.

noah and one of his nerdfriends finds out the game "keno" at AB is rigged?

thats good to know and shame on AB for rigging games in their casino!

but all the busto NVG-TARDS itt is just sick if AB rigg the casino games in their favour you can be 99,9999999% sure all other pokerrooms with casinos rigg their casinogames aswell but sure just go always on cereus i almost belive noah and his nerdfriends gets paid to put cereus in a bad light and ruin them i mean how did you find out its rigged?

a friend of you randomly played this game so how do you found out its rigged? you dont need to tell me you WANTED to find it!

who pays for your excellent work noah ?im very interested

oh and before the busto NVG -tards com in and say stuff like "shill AB UB SHILL gtfo!!!" just go *** yourself im not a shill just telling the truth!

Last edited by Videopro; 03-26-2011 at 08:27 PM. Reason: banned after multiple troll posts - no need to reply
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03-26-2011 , 07:53 PM
Why don't you prove your point by going out there and finding other rigged casino games? Everyone would be interested and listen if you found any.

Otherwise I'm afraid your going to have to stfu.
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03-26-2011 , 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by steve555
ook so let me get this right.

noah and one of his nerdfriends finds out the game "keno" at AB is rigged?

thats good to know and shame on AB for rigging games in their casino!

but all the busto NVG-TARDS itt is just sick if AB rigg the casino games in their favour you can be 99,9999999% sure all other pokerrooms with casinos rigg their casinogames aswell but sure just go always on cereus i almost belive noah and his nerdfriends gets paid to put cereus in a bad light and ruin them i mean how did you find out its rigged?

a friend of you randomly played this game so how do you found out its rigged? you dont need to tell me you WANTED to find it!

who pays for your excellent work noah ?im very interested

oh and before the busto NVG -tards com in and say stuff like "shill AB UB SHILL gtfo!!!" just go *** yourself im not a shill just telling the truth!
Ok, I won't call you a shill but maybe you don't understand what they mean by "rigged in the customer's favour".

What it means is in the long run you will lose LESS than you would in a normal keno environment, but in the short term you can never WIN anything. Reread op, get head out of ass, move on with day

Last edited by troll_itt; 03-26-2011 at 07:58 PM. Reason: at least the shills get paid - stupidity gets no renumeration on its own
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03-26-2011 , 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by steve555
oh and before the busto NVG -tards com in and say stuff like "shill AB UB SHILL gtfo!!!" just go *** yourself im not a shill just telling the truth!
You're not telling the truth, you're speculating. Your post is basically just a bunch of questions looking to cast aspersions on Noah's motivation, like that really matters.

And before you go around calling everyone NVG-TARDS, maybe you should try to figure out what the initials of Absolute Poker are.
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03-26-2011 , 08:05 PM
@steve555

Nothing really needs to be added to what Gullanian said.
FWIW I play some casino games on a few different sites (non-UB). I really believe I would notice something like Noah and Co. found at UB. I have never noticed anything odd or off with any of them.

I play enough to go through pretty big swings but not enough to go busto. I am confident that I play enough and am aware enough to notice anything like what was found ITT.

As Gullanian pointed out. How about you give one example ... or stfu ?

Last edited by nophun; 03-26-2011 at 08:15 PM. Reason: BTW I am #winning 5 figures from them atm.. lolvariance
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03-26-2011 , 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett
You're not telling the truth, you're speculating. Your post is basically just a bunch of questions looking to cast aspersions on Noah's motivation, like that really matters.

And before you go around calling everyone NVG-TARDS, maybe you should try to figure out what the initials of Absolute Poker are.
Shouldn't there be a reading comprehension test to pass before gaining membership? Trolling doesn't really hurt matters but stupidity certainly does... just spitballin'
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03-26-2011 , 08:11 PM
Wow thats sad
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03-26-2011 , 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by nophun
Sebok, lol
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03-26-2011 , 08:17 PM
Hey I have a serious question and want to get some feedback.

I play on ub. Im not proud of this fact but let me explain why:

1. I am us player.
2. I am a losing player on ps and ft with 100k+ hands on both.
3. Ub and 1 other site are the only sites I have profited and withdrew.
4. I have rb at ub as opposed to ft (my fault for not doing research).
5. Withdrawing and depositing are very smooth for me.

My question would be, if you (forum members) were in my shoes, would you continue to play at ub or not and why?

I feel kinda dirty supporting a site with with past as shady as cereus. I kinda feel like if I dont play on ub I might as well quit poker. What would you guys do?

Last edited by GoDeViLs; 03-26-2011 at 08:18 PM. Reason: 3rd grade spelling level
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03-26-2011 , 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by GoDeViLs
Hey I have a serious question and want to get some feedback.

I play on ub. Im not proud of this fact but let me explain why:

1. I am us player.
2. I am a losing player on ps and ft with 100k+ hands on both.
3. Ub and 1 other site are the only sites I have profited and withdrew.
4. I have rb at ub as opposed to ft (my fault for not doing research).
5. Withdrawing and depositing are very smooth for me.

My question would be, if you (forum members) were in my shoes, would you continue to play at ub or not and why?

I feel kinda dirty supporting a site with with past as shady as cereus. I kinda feel like if I dont play on ub I might as well quit poker. What would you guys do?
Hi Prahlad
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03-26-2011 , 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by GoDeViLs
Hey I have a serious question and want to get some feedback.

I play on ub. Im not proud of this fact but let me explain why:

1. I am us player.
2. I am a losing player on ps and ft with 100k+ hands on both.
3. Ub and 1 other site are the only sites I have profited and withdrew.
4. I have rb at ub as opposed to ft (my fault for not doing research).
5. Withdrawing and depositing are very smooth for me.

My question would be, if you (forum members) were in my shoes, would you continue to play at ub or not and why?

I feel kinda dirty supporting a site with with past as shady as cereus. I kinda feel like if I dont play on ub I might as well quit poker. What would you guys do?
I mass-table PLO25 (16+ for hours every day) and therefore provide A LOT of rake, playing on UB/cereus would not ever even remotely cross my mind. I dont care how fishy the games are, FTP/Stars is the only way I'd be able to go.
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03-26-2011 , 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by troll_itt
Hi Prahlad
your sn is very appropriate.

I am actually looking for some feedback and am genuinely torn on what to do.

I truly feel bad for giving money to these scumbags, however is it enough to quit poker over?

I am looking for some thoughts (obv above your critical thinking level) from other poker players on what they would do.

Gee I apologize for trying to determine other players opinions.

Do every newbie a favor and dont try so hard to seem funny or witty. You come across as a desperate attention whore.
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