BallaHolic is at the ft of the 750k guranteed and has promised 1k to the railbirds if he wins 50 if he doesnt...hilarity ensues

lol

HERO CALL FTW

Full Tilt Poker Game #3445588166: $750,000 Guarantee (25761649), Table 14 - 20000/40000 Ante 5000 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:54:56 ET - 2007/09/03
Seat 1: skullified (3,612,983)
Seat 4: BallaHolic952 (1,560,248)
Seat 5: dapalma150 (808,483)
Seat 8: Orange Iguanas (2,639,727)
Seat 9: xGODF4TH3Rx (1,374,559)
skullified antes 5,000
BallaHolic952 antes 5,000
dapalma150 antes 5,000
Orange Iguanas antes 5,000
xGODF4TH3Rx antes 5,000
xGODF4TH3Rx posts the small blind of 20,000
skullified posts the big blind of 40,000
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
BallaHolic952 raises to 111,111
dapalma150 folds
Orange Iguanas folds
xGODF4TH3Rx folds
skullified calls 71,111
*** FLOP *** [Qs Qh 9s]
skullified checks
BallaHolic952 checks
*** TURN *** [Qs Qh 9s] [6h]
skullified checks
BallaHolic952 checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs Qh 9s 6h] [2h]
skullified bets 267,222
BallaHolic952 has 15 seconds left to act
BallaHolic952 has requested TIME
BallaHolic952 calls 267,222
*** SHOW DOWN ***
skullified shows [7d 8d] a pair of Queens
BallaHolic952 shows [8c Ad] a pair of Queens
BallaHolic952 wins the pot (801,666) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 801,666 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs Qh 9s 6h 2h]
Seat 1: skullified (big blind) showed [7d 8d] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: BallaHolic952 showed [8c Ad] and won (801,666) with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: dapalma150 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Orange Iguanas (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: xGODF4TH3Rx (small blind) folded before the Flop

SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIP IT


Full Tilt Poker Game #3445613962: $750,000 Guarantee (25761649), Table 14 - 20000/40000 Ante 5000 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:58:18 ET - 2007/09/03
Seat 1: skullified (3,514,650)
Seat 4: BallaHolic952 (1,993,581)
Seat 5: dapalma150 (654,047)
Seat 8: Orange Iguanas (2,344,727)
Seat 9: xGODF4TH3Rx (1,488,995)
skullified antes 5,000
BallaHolic952 antes 5,000
dapalma150 antes 5,000
Orange Iguanas antes 5,000
xGODF4TH3Rx antes 5,000
BallaHolic952 posts the small blind of 20,000
dapalma150 posts the big blind of 40,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Orange Iguanas folds
xGODF4TH3Rx folds
skullified folds
BallaHolic952 raises to 1,120,000
dapalma150 calls 609,047, and is all in
BallaHolic952 shows [3d Kd]
dapalma150 shows [Ac As]
Uncalled bet of 470,953 returned to BallaHolic952
*** FLOP *** [4c 2s 6c]
*** TURN *** [4c 2s 6c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [4c 2s 6c Ah] [5h]
BallaHolic952 shows a straight, Six high
dapalma150 shows three of a kind, Aces
BallaHolic952 wins the pot (1,323,094) with a straight, Six high
dapalma150 stands up
The blinds are now 25,000/50,000 with an ante of 6,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,323,094 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 2s 6c Ah 5h]
Seat 1: skullified (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: BallaHolic952 (small blind) showed [3d Kd] and won (1,323,094) with a straight, Six high
Seat 5: dapalma150 (big blind) showed [Ac As] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: Orange Iguanas folded before the Flop
Seat 9: xGODF4TH3Rx folded before the Flop

Ship it.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3445654040: $750,000 Guarantee (25761649), Table 14 - 25000/50000 Ante 6000 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:03:36 ET - 2007/09/03
Seat 1: skullified (4,105,650)
Seat 4: BallaHolic952 (2,409,073)
Seat 8: Orange Iguanas (2,046,782)
Seat 9: xGODF4TH3Rx (1,434,495)
skullified antes 6,000
BallaHolic952 antes 6,000
Orange Iguanas antes 6,000
xGODF4TH3Rx antes 6,000
BallaHolic952 posts the small blind of 25,000
Orange Iguanas posts the big blind of 50,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
xGODF4TH3Rx folds
skullified raises to 199,000
BallaHolic952 has 15 seconds left to act
BallaHolic952 raises to 465,000
Orange Iguanas folds
skullified calls 266,000
*** FLOP *** [9h Kd 3d]
BallaHolic952 has 15 seconds left to act
BallaHolic952 bets 650,000
skullified raises to 2,954,000
BallaHolic952 calls 1,288,073, and is all in
skullified shows [Jh Kh]
BallaHolic952 shows [Ah Ac]
Uncalled bet of 1,015,927 returned to skullified
*** TURN *** [9h Kd 3d] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [9h Kd 3d 2h] [As]
skullified shows a pair of Kings
BallaHolic952 shows three of a kind, Aces
BallaHolic952 wins the pot (4,880,146) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,880,146 | Rake 0
Board: [9h Kd 3d 2h As]
Seat 1: skullified (button) showed [Jh Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: BallaHolic952 (small blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won (4,880,146) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: Orange Iguanas (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: xGODF4TH3Rx folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #3445685102: $750,000 Guarantee (25761649), Table 14 - 25000/50000 Ante 6000 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:07:44 ET - 2007/09/03
Seat 1: skullified (1,726,577)
Seat 4: BallaHolic952 (4,837,146)
Seat 8: Orange Iguanas (2,221,782)
Seat 9: xGODF4TH3Rx (1,210,495)
skullified antes 6,000
BallaHolic952 antes 6,000
Orange Iguanas antes 6,000
xGODF4TH3Rx antes 6,000
BallaHolic952 posts the small blind of 25,000
Orange Iguanas posts the big blind of 50,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
xGODF4TH3Rx folds
skullified folds
BallaHolic952 calls 25,000
Orange Iguanas checks
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7d 8c]
BallaHolic952 bets 100,000
Orange Iguanas raises to 300,000
BallaHolic952 calls 200,000
*** TURN *** [Tc 7d 8c] [7c]
BallaHolic952 checks
Orange Iguanas checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc 7d 8c 7c] [4d]
BallaHolic952 checks
Orange Iguanas checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Orange Iguanas shows [8s Ad] two pair, Eights and Sevens
BallaHolic952 shows [Th 5h] two pair, Tens and Sevens
BallaHolic952 wins the pot (724,000) with two pair, Tens and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 724,000 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 7d 8c 7c 4d]
Seat 1: skullified (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: BallaHolic952 (small blind) showed [Th 5h] and won (724,000) with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 8: Orange Iguanas (big blind) showed [8s Ad] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 9: xGODF4TH3Rx folded before the Flop

Good job so far, I hopes you wins
Meanwhile I gotta go to my 9-5, my sn on FTP is "sakh"

VegasGrinder (Observer): horrid call
Dealer: skullified has 15 seconds left to act
SwongsR1Thing (Observer): gogoogogogo balla!
rily510 (Observer): BALLA IS MY DADDY
Indy420247 (Observer): go Rail go
Dealer: Orange Iguanas wins the pot (442,500)
Dealer: Hand #3445717795

Ban OP for giving me heart attack

BWWWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

GOT MY CHAT BANNED FOR RAILBIRDING I GUESS...PRETTY GAY

YEA WHICH 2P2ER IS THIS....DUDE ALSO USED THE TERM "RAILTARDATION" WHICH WAS ALSO FUNNY, BUT PROLLYNOT AS FUNNY AS HIS HANDLE

On FTP my tournament list only shows ones which are registering or announced. I can't see ones which are running. How do I change that? Clicking 'Edit' I don't see it there. So how do I see this final table?

It's me obviously

BallaHolic952: how do we chop?

BallaHolic952: i dont know how

Orange Iguanas: put it on 2p2


LAWL

CLCIK RUNNING ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT HAND OF THE SCREEN

BallaHolic952: nvm, f deals

OBV 2P2'ER

Bad luck at the end.

Orange Iguanas: im kagame on 2p2


TIGHT MAN...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Is it still going? Can't find it even now I can see running tournaments. What was the buy-in?

Yep, congrats Kagame.

It's over AJ > 77 AIPF

LIKE THIS LITTLE ASIAN SAYS IN MY HOME GAME...."ISSS OVA DOO"

But I still get the $1k, right? RIGHT????

APPARENTLY THIS DUDE REALLY IS S HIPPING MONEY LIKE MAD RIGHT NOW...STILL NONE IN MY ACCT...BUT MY CHAT DID MYSTERIOUSLY GET BANNED WHEN IT WAS LIKE 4 HANDED...

I GOTZ NO MONIEZ

I'M GONNA GO WATCH GARDEN STATE NOW.