I've changed my mind. Now voted this a 5 star thread.

hours go buy into the late hours people look uglier i teter high/low off the 100k stack i haver never been so effin happy i steer out of trouble despite being the chip leader i really want to leave but you know you have to be a guy ..........i squeeze aa in the BB for the first time ,if you look at the probability of getting AA the math says your getting close if not overdue....the ugly kentucky business guy UNG makes it 325.00 its gets called all the way along to Mats on his second buy in down 70k he flats on button porn guy flats i raise a flag 5k ...........in my mind picking up pre-flop monies puts me over 100k and im fine with that secondly most players put you on AK with a move like this not AA .........the eyesore little effer tanks for 5 min he finally flats everyone else insta-folds baby the flop brings twotone Q 75 i ask him for a chip count he looks down ...now i know he knows how much he has as he recounts every other minute as he looks down to a number he knows i see this as weak with no flush draw and go all in ...................he swears he has around 17.5k tanks for 10 min stares tough guy like mucks and says you have AK i said .........no i had 910 off he looses it and stands walks into the living room calls me a effin liar....i ask the asian chic to freshen my glass

despit having the chip where my range is deep i muck ....Matt the pre-flop raiser to 350.00 the porn guy goes EHHH and OOOOP and re-pops to 1 k Matt flats and its HU the flop brings a flushdraw with paint i can see Matts about to push i cant watch as he does i stand walk to the bathrooom waiting to hear him thank everyone i wash my face and lit a smoke look and listen for his pending defeat poor effer hes a good kid i walk over pull out my cack take a wizz i look over and its Sienna standing by the sink starin at my cack she looks up i pee thru a quasi-erection she says ........are you goin to drive me home bighitter and i mean bighitter ...........i look at her and say .....whats the matter with you .......she smirkscome on .........i say FU baby im old school Matts a friend as i zip up she goes your BS old man code and says you pathetic ........i grab her by the chin and back of the head put her face 3 inches to the mirror and say ..........whos pathetic i got 100k how many broads just like you could i have with that BR bankroll .......

take along look at the little broad you become now get the eff out of the bathroom she turn opens the door and says ...when Matt found out you were a busto old man with stupid stories he turned his back on you pronto i said ..thats good but remember ive banged hotter broads then you ...she replied with that 50 yer-old cack FU AND walked out of the house i waited a few minutes waled back to the game Matt was standing by the door waiting he shook my hand the way you do when your about to leave for good he took losing 80k well he turned walked outside with the old man as the game broke for 10 min i opened my hand to see a note he passed me it was folded in 4 neatly i opened it to see .................T.RSC .............i smiled just like a gypsy always a unearned buck around every corner

You get a lot of quasi erections, bighitter.

Bump!
How did the night end?
And I might have missed something, but what was that note all about?

Big up Bighitter!

Really wanna see that insta deleted thread of mr wongs

Where you at playboy?

i was forced to pause as i was banished from the kingdom for a determined time for simply stating a fact that disenchanted online people should join stand up guys like me on the felt for the betterment of all.I suspect the mod whom suspended mrwong was the one who bashed my thread sometime ago ,my response BACK THEM was to invite him to meet me in a telephone booth downtown JUST THE TWO OF US to talk about it like men,he declined ........... as i sit here in the Bellagio with a drink and a delightful young lady guest i realize that by challenging him IT was not a 21st century process in responce to negative sentiment.
Heres to clean sheets and dirty women ...and TO NEVER MEETING ANYONE YOU WOULD RATHER BE BABY !!!!!!!!!!I START START BACK TOM FINISHING MY OLDMAN STORY.

Holy eff... I'm using that toast in the future. Thanks, bighitter.

Yeah whoever banned mrwong can suck a big cock.

Save Bighitter!

Whoever banned Coach can suck a big cock rooster.

the old man and Matt talk outside either about debt,stock tip ,book ....the sun beams penetrate the new age blinds .The ugly face kentucky is busto but still railbird the game like a hawk as his lawyer sits on small gains the triple aaabaseball guy who as big swinging cack at the able is stuck 15k big winners me and the porn guy im ove 60profit and hes close i have been needling him as hes a good player buy emotional the torrets make him a target but the real underlying issue is i dont like what he does for a living some of the girls are young female versions of my self .......troubled ,buggered up colored by depression and lost .The ugly face starts telling fight stories porn guy tries to top one with a story about his buddy beating two guys up outside PALMS sending both to the hospital and going to sleep and blacking out the entire incident .I look at him and say ..bigdeal anyone can beat up drunks bighitter i throw in another TEEHEE as he stairs back in anger i sip my drink enjoying my eurphoric glow that comes with a 100k stack .I LOOK AT HIM and say if your budies here now id knock him out and slapyou.........

The old man storms inside and barks 6 more hands its sunny outside like we didnt know he seems progressively angrier in the drunk /stuck hour he sits and makes motions to start deeling the baseball wierdo with the badly shaved head looks like hell he deals the porn guys steaming he finally speaks out and says ....you got a big effin mouth an watch your effin step ....i look at him hes got a built like helmouth bulky tall 20 years younger 35 pounds bigger ... i look back and smile and go TEEHEE! ...He stands lets go outside you old nobody POS ....the old man says finish this hand nd then we go out back i got one flag on the welldressed hustler here he puts his hand on my shoulder and looks really happy about seeing a fight

the old man gives me a menacing smile showing dentures and scaringaround the mouth probably from someone wearing a ring i squeeze a pair of red 2s THE ANTICIPATION AND adrenaline surge thru my system and bloodstream i call 350.00 3way lawyer ,baseballguy ,porn db ........flop showcases paint twotoned black i make it 750.00 to go the baseball guy flats as so does the porn guy the turn completes a flush with more paint broadwaythere aslso obv im floating i make a thin value bet to rep a monster 750.00 two flats call the river brings small brick if iam HU here i fire but with two others i move some chips back and forth like im begging for value then i throw 7.5k out with conviction it goes fold ,fold i show ...the porn guy goes what a genius you are slimeball i stand lets go

we both stand the old man asks you guys betting ...i say okay and push one cranberry out i can tell this lowlife doesnt like the bet hes not too sure if he can beat me ,im also thinking it may price him out which is okay with me as his reactions have me concerned but in the midst of blindterror on can miscue that for bravado ....he throws a cranberry out and we walk outside the old man wakes his nephew and tels him to watch the table we walk out side to a nice back yard with moist grass and lawn decorations i take note of these and will use them as tripping hazzards if he comes in close

i lit a smoke take off my dress shirt with the silver lines details a specialty shop out of Milan i take off my 6 mm hearingbone gold chain as i puff on my smoke i make eye contact ive been in over 80 fights my knuckes are dis-jointed and arthritic at 50 ...i fight south-paw even though im right handed as i jab right and stike a sideways pose that makes a right handed person struggle to hit sensive areas i take my smoke out of my mouth hold it to my side he walks straight at me hands lowered i feel much better as i take my position i take my smoke and flick it in his face and right on the button a right jab to the chin he bits down on his tongue and bleeds out blood from his mouth but continues come i move sideways and connect to his right eye ...i can hear the little ugly guy yelling he would love to see me die i this backyard more then win 5k .......my legs are feeling like noodle already as there seems little real damage by these jabs

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5 star thread. Keep it coming bighitter, I look forward to the stunning conclusion.

FIFY.

This is my favorite active thread on the site.

mrwong, not only are you a scholar and a gentleman, but you are doing a fine job of weaving an intricate tale.

OP obv trolling or what?

unban imo

Right so then who gives a **** about them. Let's talk about the OTHER rich people, who play poker, and what they like.