curtsy bump

I was minding my own business having a beer at a very cool downtown bar called the Griffin ,my fav cocktail room has fireplace jutebox and ambience .I was replay in my mind a pick-up move i made on the felt ,a euro broad in seat 3 gave me a dinger for the first quarter of the session she habitually picked up her phone checking for texts and fevourishly firing off texts when i said; are you texting me baby?

she seemed very confused i added as i moved in from seat 5 across a chubby tight middleaged NY guy ...........i was wondering if you were texting me ....as i held up my archaic phone she looked really annoyed and said ..no im not texting you and called me a prick under her breath ,i then smiled at two cnd donks and ordered another drink and steamrolled the felt in sexually driven angst cashing in $224.00 at Ballys and i grabbed a bus to the Griffin .

Be better in Chinese.

I look at my old buddy Honda civic ,he was given this handle after moving to vegas with his graduation gift from his parents a brand new 89 honda civic he still drives it today as a professional small stakes player living in weeklys in south vegas ........across the table he shakes tearfilled eye s insolvent ,busto ,broke ,he speaks with his hands yellowed fingers from smoking ,black circles around his eyes ,bad teeth messy thin hair ,clinically depressed dirty broken.......................... I put my hand out to stop this effin crap and grab his hand and one hand on his sports coat i pull him in close his chain chocking off his breathing and say ..calm down you FACKER be a man be a poker player your acting like a effin house wife you signed up for this life and i push im back hard against the wall ,he stares back stunned ,shocked ...
I order two scotch and waters ,i reach in my pocket and give him 5 bones and the girl $25.00 and get him a lap dance he grabs the $500.00 like a fatman grabs at pizza and has his lap dance while i drink my drink in peace he comes back to the table with swagger of a prize fighter a new man as i listen to him tell a joke and ease the girl on his lap and laugh as he runs his hand over her breasts ,i think you know this is better then prozac ,i fixed this prick with a real cure.The shrinks of today would not do this much this quickly for mental health issues of this severity.

6 weeks later im drinking lone wolf at the Griffon after a early sat tourny bust out at Binions and 3 bad cash sessions as i listen to some tunes and look at my rolex datejust at the bar
civic sits down next to me ,gives me his p@ssy eating smile and hands me a g-note and orders me another drink
Im on a roll baby i owe it to you ...i roll and fold the nice crisp bank roll or br put my hand on his shoulder ...your a stand up guy kid.

*claps*

You know i take a lot of static from the 21st century peoples but anyone taking guidance from a shrink should really think about it who is the mentally fittest people outside of our national defence our army marines, navy these people are mentally ready and next to them are cops ,firemen and after these fine people are poker players ,and after us is market speculators and thats it ,who"s next nobody sweetheart!
You know i have a quote ; if you cant handle me at my worst ,you dont deserve me at my best ...........so if im on a 5 day drunk and i stink or maybe im rude or beaten up or a 5 day poker session where i spew off 4k ............. i may not be that person but at my best i may make love for 90 min straight.And quote all the greeks over a bottle of monet.
You can't have the sweet with out the sour baby!

That's right baby MrWong has many critics on this site but i make very good points .
I have seen many ego driven poker players crash hard and i mean off the felt sad stuff
So i will open this thread, the only one that matters on 2plus2 up to any poker player with a any issue .Lets work it here bighitter!

Amen

mr wong in a effort to enhance my chi or karma ,you know you have to be careful becouse if you do something to gain better chi and the motive is to have better chi you can be punished .You see its complicated ,but i will host a problem solving expo right here on my thread a life guidance extravaganza simply for your betterment not my betterment ,incase my bald budist is reading my thread.
Ok lets hear it im listening .......you in a jackpot maybe you got pinched stolen car outstanding warrents .........maybe you have a mistress and dont know what to do ,guilt issues maybe some impulse control short comings or maybe your crazy or you hitting the sauce to hard bighitter ..........DrWong is ready i will mix a drink light a turkish smoke compliments one of the best boosters in town a true capitalist and great fighter .
Drs in the house or appt ,lets call this the office ok

I squeeze out 74 off and take a puff of my blackcat i look over at my buddy he peed his pants as he flated and stared waiting for the flop .I asked hey boss can i take a piss?................. he looked down at my 1500.00 stack and my rolex explorer and nodded ,i walked with out ease thu the old bronx warehouse to a propped up washroom door i reach out to close the villian yells leave it open raises a glock i take my hand off the door open my designer pants and piss over the seat onto the hardwood floor as i cock my neck to the window and think 30ft fall prob a 1 outer and a good chance this prick shoots me dead before inpact........... i try and flush its broken i zip up and walk slowly back to the table as i do up my bazer jacket.

Im in huntspoint off garrison ave my buddy and i were jumped beaten and held now over 12 hours by the @T#@T#@Q ,theres a pager on the table if two of them were killed last weekend by our guys then we were to be killed tonight .I squeeze my cards j10 off in middle position we have good repour the 5 of them are not talking about capers or big deals this is EV POSITIVE if they were then they would of already made up their minds to kill us i raise $60.00 my life long buddy just stares he knows hes in the midlandsteel warehouse and prob will die here tonight as a menacing man he just shrunk LIKE A SHRINKING EFFIN VIOLET he flats the beaten up looking guy fresh out of jail a cowboy laughs and raises and says the price of poker just went up and laughs his black coal eyes and his crooked nose along with his trigger finger gestures i take a long puff of my smoke

I seek your guidance

wait bighitter, I'm lost. weren't you just in vegas and now all of a sudden you're in my hometown the boogie down bronx? wtf....continue

paging mrwong, are you ok?

Are you just randomly typing now? This crap makes no damn sense.

Pure poetry

You know i start some of these stories up in the midst of the drunken hour and then i think you know some of these people are still with us, and maybe they dont want to be a sideshow .Maybe i need to pause my inspirational rants
The other night i slept with a fortune teller middle aged broad and she looked at me after our love making session as i poured 3 fingers high of CC as i reached over to light a smoke i flashed my best p#ssyeating smile she studied me in curiosity and pity and said .....
"you know every saint has a past and every sinner has a future mister"
i took a puff and smiled.

Dominic your soft you sir you couldnt cut it at the siegals bighitter or in the bucket and i know you know it .
It takes resolve to embrace this lonewolf existance and i sure as hell know you aint meeting me in no phonebooth brother.

I was rather fond of the stories and style at first but sadly it's quickly become the Wil Kassouf Corner of these parts. Just the same 3 or 4 "witticisms" on loop and far too much obvious hollywooding

explain phonebooth brother please. thanks

Mr. Wong,

What are your views on the importance of blockers in live NLH ?

notthistimebuddy the analogy of the phonebooth is if you and i had a beef it would go primitive no footwork or combos just finish things off ,like two knights in the glorious kingdom.
You know interestingly im not a very good fighter but i have a few moves one is the extreme stance where most right handed people like to throw big roundhouses where i make a small target but if i get caught against a trained fighter or a south paw i can take a beating .
The actual fight appeal is to kick start the system see ,lets say a guys depressed maybe hitting the sauce too hard and been on a losing run a fight changes your brains chemestry and lifts a guy back up even if you lose it shocks and recharges its a dopeamine rush like nut flush rivers to the 5th power.
or like pleasuring a extremely hot young lady or pulling a jewlery caper .

ptlou blockers a bigger deal in omaha ,but i have a quick story sport.\
Back when binions was the big swinging cack in vegas poker way before the mirage which i have volumes of stories about ,anyway a ol buddy and myself ran a collutive angle i know i know its horrible but when your package is in the vice and you have these guys with vowels at the end of their names beaking off you tend to colour outside the lines ,ok hold on a minute

ok the blocker angle is hand signals a colony of twiches and scratches and verbal codes to disclose identities of soon to be mucked cards for the betterment of your partner a small edge of calculating flushes or paint and maybe straights this is a system we subscribed too and it gave us a small edge ,volume over edge but almost cost us our lives one thurs afternoon on the way to the spike east of old strip .
You see back then my partner and i would do double shift and take a supper break where i would change my white dinner shirt have a bowl of canned soup maybe take a nap and walk back to binions for the night shift .Sometimes i would make love to ladies during this break or watch barneymiller as we were very much creatures of habits which is bad if someone wants you dead.
LOOKING BACK ON THINGS I SEE it was wrong and i probably deserved a bad beating i wrote about this in prev posts and what saved me was and now get this was a bag full of soup cans purchased before the afternoon session as i bought them and was walking home and damn i swung on the mark with vigor maybe someone can post that story villian drove a 77 thunderbird.