Greetings Lotgrinder fans, ladies, and germs...

"The People's Champ" is back!

Long time. No $hit post.

Since the poker community is filled with all sorts of high class gentleman who virtue signal every day on social media that they are "Vegan," hate late stage capitalism and want socialism so government can take care of the poor (instead of the poker players actually doing anything or paying proper taxes on their winnings), and can't ever stop talking about how they're not one of "The Bad Guys," support BLM, wear rainbow colored clothes all June, and even post about wanting a "Universal Basic Income" while they all post on technology made by slave labor overseas....

You know, I just figured, that all of these people might want to clean up their own game, clean up their own poker community.

So, I propose we start this by requiring drug testing to compete in WSOP events. Meaning anyone who has Adderall in their system without a prescription is not allowed to compete. I have been open and honest about my drug use in the past and can attest first hand at least half the poker community, players aged 21-45 are on Adderall. Actually eating it like candy in poker tournaments. Adderall provides an edge in these four ways.

1. Increased energy, alertness, focus, mental clarity.
2. Appetite suppression which limits irritability at the poker table.
3. Fights off fatigue for up to forty eight hours, I know many students who stay up forty eight hours studying/doing term papers.
4. Causes weight loss. So all the fat poker players lose weight and in turn get less and less fatigued.

I could go on and on but why bother, anyone who has ever taken Adderall knows this is fact and all sports leagues have it banned as well.

Poker is a mental game a psychological game a game where mental fatigue and one lapse in judgement can cost you your entire stack.

Is it fair you let 21-45 year old players in the prime of their mental capacity and alertness enhance this to take on the rest of the field 46+ playing the game clean?

Also, on top of this clear and concise edge, 90%+ of the tournament field is bankroll chopping, % swapping, etc. I know this because I get asked to soft play, bankroll chop, % swap often.

And yes, I am a fukking degenerate. I been to jail in my life. I even sold drugs. But ya know what, every gram bag I ever sold weighed 1.0, every 8-ball 3.5 and it was never cut. I never lied to a woman and told her I loved her or manipulated one for sex either. You can call me filth, for selling drugs, and being a degen, but at least I am not so PATHETIC that I have to cheat to defeat recreational players all you grifters sell products to, beg for money, beg to come to your home games where you bankroll chop them and get them drunk or high and act like you're their friend. Pitch them your shitty business ideas or act like a Crypto consultant.

Basically, what I'm saying, is you're all schemers.

And I have missed any of you and I'm coming to break you all at this years WSOP and I will be calling each and every one of you out that is on Adderall and asking to get you to get drug tested.

Lets see how many of you can beat the game "Clean...1,2,3.... in the middle of the ring."

Thoughts on banning anyone who gets caught eating adderall from WSOP events that doesn't have a script?

I mean we are all pillars of the community right?

Wrong, you're all mostly "Schemers" and I hate "Schemers"....

What do you say to you all not eating adderall, % swapping, bankroll chopping, playing out of another's roll, and scheming and scamming just for one year. And lets see who really rises to the top?

Hmmm?

Speed is nothing new Stu Ungar was poppin black beauties in WSOPs over 40 years ago..
Besides it's insanely easy to get a prescription for amphetamines in the US if you can feign the fictitious ADHD for 20 minutes and don't have clear heart problems.

Just because it's easy for the poker community to be Adderall junkies, doesn't make it right. If we are to rate a poker pro's edge over a recreational player on a scale of 1-10, most pros edge would be a 1,2,3, that edge + adderall usage is easily up to a 4,5,6 as adderall use drastically increases mental strength, awareness, and longevity. So not only are rec players at a regular skill disadvantage, they are also not using adderall, and also not playing out of a chopped or % swapped bankroll and can't play optimal entire time when they only have two or three buy ins in their pocket.

The poker community is littered with false idols.

Clearly not long enough.

Contact the WSOP directly if you like to talk to them about this topic.