Omahahahah is dead to ARod - Page 4 - Poker News

Now come on, Dexter... Jamie Gold made $12 million in a single week back in 2006. Alex Rodriguez about $22 million per season, or around $900K per week, in his prime. Therefore, Jamie Gold is 13.3 times a better poker player than A-Rod was a ballplayer at his BEST. The logic is impeccable. Nothing ridiculous at all was said by Omahahahah at any point in this thread or in his life or in any of our lifetimes ever.

Well, when you show your work like that it's hard to disagree.OP did not.

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08-05-2013 , 10:28 PM

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champstone

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I see a script of adderall in arods future maybe matusow can open up a poker sports science clinic called deep scripts in you.

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08-05-2013 , 11:02 PM

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Dexter_Cain

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Originally Posted by A_Schupick

Twist, ARod has been making upwards of $25 Million for a long time now. He signed a 10 year $250 million contract and then signed an even bigger one after just 6 years of that contract. He is slated to make nearly $30 million next year if i remember correctly.

Peanuts compared to the 40mm per like ten sessions.

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08-06-2013 , 12:04 AM

#79

Wilbury Twist

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Originally Posted by A_Schupick

Yes, you are correct... I used the $22 million from what would generally be considered his best years (late 1990s/early 2000s) because it better illustrated the irrefutable Omahahahahah-esque logic that Jamie Gold was 13 times better a poker player than A-Rod was as baseball player in A-Rod's best seasons.

If I use A-Rod's Yankee years and salaries, the factor is smaller. And that's not as effective because A-Rod wasn't as good a player when his pay jumped to $29MM, plus the last thing I want to do is diminish the greatest poker player in the history of mankind, Jamie Gold.

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08-06-2013 , 05:16 AM

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Bobo Fett

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Originally Posted by Omahahahahah

does my statement "he's a great poker player, maybe better than baseball player" still sound ridiculous?

Yes.

But kudos to you for being able to top it with this:

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Originally Posted by Omahahahahah

Arod might be capable of making half a billion profit at poker in 1 year.

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08-06-2013 , 03:45 PM

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Principal Oblaski

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Originally Posted by Omahahahahah

A Rod made approx 500 million dollars playing ball for like 20 years.

He made 40 million dollars playing like 10 sessions of poker.

does my statement "he's a great poker player, maybe better than baseball player" still sound ridiculous?

Arod might be capable of making half a billion profit at poker in 1 year.

What you've posted ... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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08-06-2013 , 07:41 PM

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SW_Kaizer

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^^^ .

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08-06-2013 , 10:37 PM

#83

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Originally Posted by Principal Oblaski

and op loses the honor of still being able to call himself a 2 plus 2 MAN. Movie?

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08-06-2013 , 10:42 PM

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SGT RJ

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In b4 OP quotes Titanic to make his manliness complete.

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08-07-2013 , 12:49 AM

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evildeadalive

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Originally Posted by Principal Oblaski

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08-07-2013 , 01:17 AM

#86

JPE23

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Something similar from 2011

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...akes-ring.html

And recently

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...att-Damon.html

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06-20-2021 , 12:54 AM

#87

Dr. Meh

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Does he still play?

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06-20-2021 , 01:01 AM

#88

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he is a shark on shark tank. Made half a bill.

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06-20-2021 , 01:25 AM

#89

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Originally Posted by Alex Rodriguez

OP is dead to me.

Holy **** how did I miss this at the time

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06-20-2021 , 04:40 AM

#90

Bighurt52235

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Weird bump.

Still just the one post from Alex Rodriguez. Good stuff. Wish whoever did it would show up and take a bow.

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06-20-2021 , 05:55 AM

#91

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Imagine if ARod simply played 350 sessions a year since this. He wouldve printed 11 billiom from omaha by now

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06-21-2021 , 04:13 PM

#92

Wilbury Twist

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

Weird bump.

Still just the one post from Alex Rodriguez. Good stuff. Wish whoever did it would show up and take a bow.

That lone post from "Alex Rodriguez" is precisely how this got bumped. I referenced it in another thread because someone commented on people who go years without posting. This is perhaps my favorite example.

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06-22-2021 , 10:35 AM

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IneptandUnruley

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Originally Posted by Wilbury Twist

Had to have been a Mod who created the Alex Rodriguez account or altered the Join Date for a friend who thought it would be funny (and it was).

MCAChiTown's Join Date was altered to 1970.

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06-22-2021 , 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by IneptandUnruley

Had to have been a Mod who created the Alex Rodriguez account or altered the Join Date for a friend who thought it would be funny (and it was).

MCAChiTown's Join Date was altered to 1970.

Yeah, I kind of wondered that myself... or perhaps the Alex Rodriguez account had a different name, but the owner changed it to respond to this thread. Not sure how easy that it is to do, but with a mod's help, I suppose it's as simple as a quick ask.

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