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Old 07-26-2013, 03:05 PM   #1
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Talking High Stakes Funniest Quotes

ITT we post funny chat from HS tables (tourneys ok too I guess) in order to come with funniest chat of the year. I hope there will enough content to keep this thread interesting. I'll start off with a few:

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patpatman: I play for funny
(regarding fakeorreal)
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samrostan: i dont like he. he is ***** guy always play 10 hands leave table. ffs
(after barcode says he has AA and samrostan folds)
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1l11ll1: 69!

samrostan: ffs, u say aa, u lie? fkku
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Trueteller: ev is for your granny
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Old 07-26-2013, 03:11 PM   #2
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re: High Stakes Funniest Quotes

not 2013 obv but ziggy with

"sit to banana"

cracks me up
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:59 PM   #3
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that nanonoko trueteller chat is hilarious too
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:33 PM   #4
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that nanonoko trueteller chat is hilarious too
Do you happen to recall what was said more or less? Or if someone can find the quote.
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:46 PM   #5
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re: High Stakes Funniest Quotes



this one? google is your friend
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:48 PM   #6
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^wow so good
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:12 PM   #7
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re: High Stakes Funniest Quotes

ISILDUR1 PLAYS MARIOKART





SallyWoo: Remember Isi that you do work for and represent FullTilt poker
SallyWoo: you know, you are a "professional"
Isildur1: what are u talking about
Isildur1: u dont need to play
Isildur1: im in a mariokart game
Isildur1: more important than this
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:17 PM   #8
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re: High Stakes Funniest Quotes

Thx for posting the Trueteller one, that is indeed epic. A few rando ones:







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Old 07-26-2013, 10:19 PM   #9
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ISILDUR1 PLAYS MARIOKART





SallyWoo: Remember Isi that you do work for and represent FullTilt poker
SallyWoo: you know, you are a "professional"
Isildur1: what are u talking about
Isildur1: u dont need to play
Isildur1: im in a mariokart game
Isildur1: more important than this
Jokes!

He has a point though.
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Old 07-26-2013, 11:30 PM   #10
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re: High Stakes Funniest Quotes

there's no way that "brb, in a mariokart tourney" (said in the middle of a $2k/$4k FLO8 game) will be dethroned as best quote of the year
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Old 07-26-2013, 11:44 PM   #11
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there's no way that "brb, in a mariokart tourney" (said in the middle of a $2k/$4k FLO8 game) will be dethroned as best quote of the year
Well you really never know, I was sure a few months ago that 'i play for funny' had it on lock down .
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Old 07-26-2013, 11:56 PM   #12
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samrostan: panda not my account.
samrostan: panda go jump.
samrostan: macao tower.
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Old 07-27-2013, 04:13 AM   #13
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not 2013 obv but ziggy with

"sit to banana"

cracks me up
Lol, what? Context?
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:37 AM   #14
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re: High Stakes Funniest Quotes

adz at his best.

ADZ124: bets $11370
PQuest99: raises $11867.15 to $23237.15 and is all-in
ADZ124 said, "dude wtf"
ADZ124 said, "why slowrolling"
ADZ124 said, "jeeze"
ADZ124 said, "unreal"
ADZ124 said, "fml"
ADZ124 said, "hmm"
ADZ124: calls $11867.15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PQuest99: shows [6s 7s] (a straight, Three to Seven)
ADZ124: mucks hand
ADZ124 said, "oop"
PQuest99 collected $67161.30 from pot
ADZ124 said, "s"


ADZ124: need to reload
ADZ124: c u guys tomorow gg
ADZ124: nh
PQuest99: gg
sethsethseth [observer]: what you have
MakeIt3Bets [observer]: I can be yo hero baby
ADZ124 [observer]: nothing really
ADZ124 [observer]: top 2 on the flop
...couple hands pass
ADZ124 [observer]: im so bad sigh
ADZ124 [observer]: now i have to wait 1 day for my 100
ADZ124 [observer]: and cant play.. im such a fish moron
ADZ124 [observer]: i quit poker
ADZ124 [observer]: 4 ever!
ADZ124 [observer]: : (
PQuest99: lol...wel'll see you in 2 days
ADZ124 [observer]: nah tomorow
ADZ124 [observer]: maybe 2nite
PQuest99: haha
ADZ124 [observer]: depends how fast my dough is shipped
ADZ124 [observer]: gonna go club for a bit
ADZ124 [observer]: i need some vodka
ADZ124 [observer]: ask kingsofcards about the 3 some i had last night.. dont even know why i came on here
ADZ124 [observer]: was up 650 k exactly in last 30 days b4 this
ADZ124 [observer]: so depressing
ADZ124 [observer]: i should have just bought that 69 000 watch i was looking at b4 dinner
ADZ124 [observer]: now i think i might jump out of the windowless penthouse im in at the wynn
ADZ124 [observer]: instead
RaSZi [TeamPro]: was the 3some with kingsofcards?
nutsinho: smokin #27.. take me to heaven but my boy stuck on eleven sup wit day ? im strapped with a mack 10 n a extra gat, thats a fact iima no limit soldier, ya gonna fold ya hand when i triple barrel. cause u give credit im not sorel. got the 140 stack
ADZ124 [observer]: no, but he witnessed
ADZ124 [observer]: its a big room LoL
RaSZi [TeamPro]: riiiight
RaSZi [TeamPro]: awkward
ADZ124 [observer]: haha
ADZ124 [observer]: you always have jokes to make
RaSZi [TeamPro]: dont really have to now
ADZ124 [observer]: lol
ADZ124 [observer]: i asked for it
ADZ124 [observer]: im past the stage where i need to say something stupid back
ADZ124 [observer]: im getting older.. slowly
xlx_luis_xlx [observer]: we all r
ADZ124 [observer]: and worse at poker!
nanonoko [TeamPro]: hey guys, just wondering if anyone of you guys are going to leave anytime soon cuz not sure if i want to wait for a seat...thanks =)
RaSZi [TeamPro]: lol
$tinger 88: im done soon
xlx_luis_xlx [observer]: lol u've had 2 chances to sit
xlx_luis_xlx [observer]: u never did...
KidPoker: well I am but thats not good for you. when i leave they all leave
xlx_luis_xlx [observer]: good joke NANO
nanonoko [TeamPro]: oh
ADZ124 [observer]: ya why is that
nanonoko [TeamPro]: how long?
ADZ124 [observer]: ill play with pquest on a slowaot to china
KidPoker: cause I
ADZ124 [observer]: nah you are playing awsome
KidPoker: I am the game
ADZ124 [observer]: and they are paying you
ADZ124 [observer]: every day
gregy20723 [observer]: loooool
nanonoko [TeamPro]: well i kind of want to play cuz you're in the game kidpoker
nanonoko [TeamPro]: no offense
KidPoker: not lately
KidPoker: on a heater
ADZ124 [observer]: not ever again i dont think!
ADZ124 [observer]: i will just stick to 10 20 and grind out my 1.5 a year
gregy20723 [observer]: randy lew irl \
ADZ124 [observer]: stay away from plo and nosebleeds
ADZ124 [observer]: seems like a good plan
ADZ124 [observer]: well, other then high stakes poker
nanonoko [TeamPro]: k thanks for the words guys
ADZ124 [observer]: want to go on that
ADZ124 [observer]: and get owned by phil ivey
RaSZi [TeamPro]: start mixed games adz
ADZ124 [observer]: my idol
ADZ124 [observer]: if i do
ADZ124 [observer]: wont make same mistakes as i did in plo
ADZ124 [observer]: starting at 200 400
RaSZi [TeamPro]: 200-400 in mixed games
RaSZi [TeamPro]: is not so bad at all
ADZ124 [observer]: ill start at 5 cent 10 cent
RaSZi [TeamPro]: thats like 800-1600 plo
ADZ124 [observer]: ya, ive just been playing hu NL with sami because games r dead at bellagio
ADZ124 [observer]: he owns my soul tho
ADZ124 [observer]: obviously
nanonoko: hey daniel if you dtn mind...how long you gonna be around?
ADZ124 [observer]: LOL
ADZ124 [observer]: r u serious right now nonoko
Altrum Altus: .....
RaSZi [TeamPro]: lol
nanonoko: lol
RaSZi [TeamPro]: n1 nano
nanonoko: i hate short sessions
nanonoko: that's all
nanonoko: =1
ADZ124 [observer]: im gona beast 3$ 6$
nanonoko: no personal attacks
nanonoko: intended
nanonoko: if you take it that way
KidPoker: none I'm not scared of you :-) lol
nutsinho: kid pokes on a heater he goin round for round w btches...wifebeater, but rollin round town in a covertible, 2 seater, playing lagg like eastgate..peter...never peter out, team pokerstars pro got all the clout, u aint read the bible, kidpoker devout,
RaSZi [TeamPro]: ouch
nutsinho: prayinn to da poker gods so he can hit 2 out
theASHMAN103 [observer]: train
theASHMAN103 [observer]: wreck
ADZ124 [observer]: lol
RaSZi [TeamPro]: haha
KidPoker: daaaaaang son you got skillz. I never knew
RaSZi [TeamPro]: spitting that fire
MakeIt3Bets [observer]: lol alcohol
xlx_luis_xlx [observer]: lol
nutsinho: im always winning, my rims always spinning, im always sinning, go yo girl always squinting, money always printing, nutsinho TM just minting, altrum altus just so fly, bart 1 sexy guy, pquest ? why? jcl from down under hes a real guy, sethseth..hi
ADZ124 [observer]: lol
jcl87: im reading this thread bout ur blowup v dan hehe
jcl87: is that old or today
nutsinho: shoutout to bronxbomba aka twoshae,cant spit himself cause hes too gay, 19 yrs old and wear a toupee, sad tale, on the rail, banned from 2p2 since may
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:58 AM   #15
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Nutsinho is the nuts
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Old 07-27-2013, 06:15 AM   #16
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Nutsinho is the nuts
This so much
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Old 07-27-2013, 03:04 PM   #17
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Old 07-28-2013, 01:03 AM   #18
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that nanonoko trueteller chat is hilarious too
Indeed. And, since we're also allowing pre-2013 chats for old time's sake:

Hawrilenko vs. Hellmuth: http://hoss-tbf.livejournal.com/18125.html
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Old 07-28-2013, 05:17 AM   #19
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EXACTLY like a slot machine

All time classic lol
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:28 AM   #20
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PHILHELLMUTH: never seen a guy win with 10-4 off suit more than you

HOSS_TBF: i prefer the term "10-4 doublesuited"

that made me lol
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:34 AM   #21
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Indeed. And, since we're also allowing pre-2013 chats for old time's sake:

Hawrilenko vs. Hellmuth: http://hoss-tbf.livejournal.com/18125.html
hahahaha that's pure gold!
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:48 AM   #22
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RaSZi [TeamPro]: was the 3some with kingsofcards?


lol
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Old 07-28-2013, 07:04 AM   #23
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Ziggy's chats have always been and will always be the stone cold nuts
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Old 07-28-2013, 07:39 AM   #24
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re: High Stakes Funniest Quotes

since this has changed from 2013, here's a super underrated one from last year

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(hand takes place where wilhasha shows his fold to takechip's big river bet with TT on a QQQ97 board)


wilhasha: I wonder if takechip would ever try to bluff big willy


Katya_18: mom told me to never ever fold tens
wilhasha: and how did that go?
Katya_18: i lost her house
wilhasha: variance
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Old 07-28-2013, 07:48 AM   #25
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re: High Stakes Funniest Quotes

from the hoss_tbf vs hellmuth

PHILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever

PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth

obviously at the time that didn't seem like such a bad thing, he was tilted w/e...but in the context of the UB scandal and everything that happened, does anyone else find that line a bit fishy?
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