To my knowledge, love and sex is supposed to be about feelings. About how you make someone feel. This does not seem represented in your analysis, which is very analytical.

Me, I mostly just try to be honest, and a good person. So I didn't and won't have hordes of models.

This guy tries to blow girls away by giving them the world. I'm sure he succeeded at least a few times.

In the end the funny thing is: you always get the outcome you deserve. You just reap what you sow.

This just so over the top. The reality lies somewhere between the above and the experience of hanging with DB being the 'the pinnacle of life'. I think most people above the age of 13 are aware that money is a pretty attractive thing. Some girls date a 'nice guy' because he treats them right and others have ulterior motives. Whether they are hanging out for the party, self promotion, or just because they feel like it, who cares.

Wow.

Women do like older men, but lol @ mentioning Michael Jordan who is 58 years old. Dan Bilzerian is 40. Michael Jordan is ugly and an all around terrible human being. Dan Bilzerian has a better body than 95% of men in their 20s and is a whole lot of fun to hang out with.

is that you on the left?

"Yes, hello modelling agency. I'm interested in some models for an upcoming photo shoot... Pretty is good, but the most important thing is that they all be under 5'3 ... "

funny. didnt even notice that, but for sure exactly that.

also looking again at pic. he has on high heal sneakers or some sort of platform in them. what a tool.

...and don't get me started on the skin cancer...

Okay, but in fairness, I also don't hear a lot of "She was just seventeen / you know what I mean" coming out of many current-day 23-year-old artists.

(Note that I say "many," but not "any" there. Austin Jones probably hears a recording of 26-year-old Johnny Burnette singing "you're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine" and thinks, wow, dude, you like 'em old.)

"She's just 16 years old, leave her alone" And then proceeds to sing a song about snatching up a 16 year old and taking her "Into The Night".


The Bonfire does some hilarious riffing on this song. "Bi**h you're lucky I can't fly, you'd never see your family again".

Nice.

Adam Carolla used to do some pretty fun runs on Mardones, Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, plus whatever other artists were singing odes to teenagers despite being in their 30s or older.

the guy with a tank lol, gta in reallity

this guy makes u not feel bad when u win money of people at poker, whenever i win money off a casual i imagine its some dan bilzerian persona and i do humanity a very very small favour

When I want to know how my investments are doing, I check to see how many half naked women the company posted on social media. If there are a lot then I know they're generating a ton of revenue and keeping the books balanced. BIGLY!

They are still going bankrupt, his dad just bought him a couple years by putting 25m into the company

This thread is bad enough without any additional trolling. Don’t waste your time, it will be deleted anyway.

I'm not seeing why saying he is putting money he's won from poker into his company (a company which is clearly not doing well) is trolling. Somehow this post below is not trolling when it seems to be deliberately misleading:

The $25 million investment didn't just happen. News of that investment was released on that in October of 2020, and it wasn't his father that made the investment but rather Dan Bilzerian himself. Where is your source that his father invested $25 million?

$25 million isn't even that much to the super rich:



Speaking of his mansion, you guys do realize how ridicously baller this place is right? LoL @ $25 million

Haha. That guy must have some life, if he feels this is "THE PINNACLEEE"

Back to the whore convo. It's pretty cute to see this all male court judging these women, or are they on a payroll or not. If we break it down, this world makes us all whores, we all do things we wouldn't do otherwise because there's money in it. I mean how many man would have sex for money if it was a possibility? of course most cannot with their pale faces and body-middle-section "issues" lol. Being a hoe is not restricted to having sex. (please spare me of comments regarding that being a hooker is exactly just paying money for sex, because are you a hooker if you show tits on pornhub? no sex involved there, just doing something you wouldn't do if it wasn't for the money).

Can't imagine the absolute derelict state of one's life to be an unpaid PR intern/simp for some trust fund baby

Nobody's judging the women. They're judging the idiots who think Bilzerian is big macho guy because women love him, bla bla. His fans are cretins who a. judge a man by the looks of the women he has around him (more sexist and stupid it's hard to be) and b. believe that a squat, plastic-looking little troll like Bilzerian is surrounded by dozens of models because of anything other than splashing money around. It's like some sexist adolescent fantasy and you have to have watched too many fast and furious movies to believe it.

Pretty solid post IMO.

is anyone actually using that ignite product lol ? i cant see any customer using that without feeling cringe af which is why that company is hopeless

He's not wrong. Also, very humble in this interview.

It doesn't matter why he is surrounded by dozens of models. What matters is that he is surrounded by dozens of models and you and I are not. He has beaten the game of poker by a margin that most of us can't even imagine and he's done the same in beating the game of life.

well at least he gets the table selection part and how small edges u can gain wtih solvers better than 95% of the online guys