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Played with Sarge at the Aria about 3 weeks back for a few nights in a row. This type of behavior DOES sound completely out of character, although it did seem like he was trying to feel "young again" by the way he was chatting with the young guys at the table. By the end of the day he'd even called his host and had a table booked for us at XS where myself, Jungleman, WGCRider and a few other players at the table joined him for the night.

I can see how that type of table talk would bother you, but at the end of the day, Sarge creates action/plays big pots with marginal holdings. Suck it up, put on your headphones and take advantage of the situation.

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05-24-2011 , 11:36 AM

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biron

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Originally Posted by Capitalzaz

no one was saying anything, I was intimidated by his macho idiocy..

fyp

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05-24-2011 , 11:38 AM

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KillerSOS

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Wall of Text...

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05-24-2011 , 12:15 PM

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Capitalzaz

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Originally Posted by biron

fyp

Like I said, he didn't even talk to me but he scared off other players and at one point him and another guy were about to fight. Made for a tense situation and so I left, the only people that stuck around to endure his BS were the uber nitty sharks.

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05-24-2011 , 12:15 PM

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zerofan

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Originally Posted by AllBlackDan

lol, this is what happens when a sheltered internet nerd sets foot into the live poker scene

Get used to it u whiny little ****!

Perfect.

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05-24-2011 , 12:23 PM

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Capitalzaz

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Originally Posted by MooreMoney19

Hahahahahahahahaha, omg, sooo funny.. He was bragging about this except he apparently LIED and claimed he was at a super private game at an undisclosed house in Vegas where it was invite only and the game included a private party each night hosted at XS... He must have said "Jungleman" 30 times in 10 minutes. How pathetic, a 41 yr old dngling from the balls of a kid his daughter's age...

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05-24-2011 , 01:44 PM

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frzn assets

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I played with this guy several years ago at the GSR (Old Hilton), fat bald dude calling himself Sarge... I remember he was acting like a moron and got into a fight got and got kicked out of the poker room and then some old timer with a mustache and cowboy hat said he was being an ahole because he was completely bust after losing lots of monies... Maybe he bust again?? Sound like he don't have squat figured out after 3+ yrs.. hhehehe maybe he figure it out by time he's 60??

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05-24-2011 , 02:43 PM

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Capitalzaz

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Originally Posted by frzn assets

Yup, I'm pretty sure he was close to busto cuz he wasn't reloading, bought in for 6K amd pretty soon was sitting there with like $500 sitting in front of him, prolly his last $500... Sad soul..

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05-24-2011 , 02:47 PM

#59

Glide234

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The Sarge seems pretty cool to me.

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05-24-2011 , 02:49 PM

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Lyricsmith

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Originally Posted by DaycareInferno

cliffs: you don't support the troops

winner

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05-24-2011 , 02:53 PM

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Capitalzaz

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Originally Posted by Lyricsmith

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I sure as hell don't support him as a GI.. All he did was talk about how he banged asian hookers while on duty and party in Bangkok. He's sitting there bragging about spending all his taxpayer paid for time drinking and screwing whores while on duty ... I know a lot of troops that are extremely well deserving of praise, but not this DBag.

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05-24-2011 , 02:55 PM

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Buster the Clown

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How is a forty-one yr. old collecting two pensions?

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05-24-2011 , 03:11 PM

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SGT RJ

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Originally Posted by Capitalzaz

It was probably mostly talk. Some wild stuff happens off duty, but on? And every day? Not very likely, unless the entire unit was corrupt.

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05-24-2011 , 03:14 PM

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Capitalzaz

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

It was probably mostly talk. Some wild stuff happens off duty, but on? And every day? Not very likely, unless the entire unit was corrupt.

This is what he was alluding to... Claiming they would do raids and come upon all kinds of cash and valuables and lots of "kids" in his unit would pocket the money while others would look the other way.. TOTAL DBAG

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05-24-2011 , 03:15 PM

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4GET2PWNED0

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soldier:"what about you sarge whatrya gonna do?" sarge:" im gonna go into town and get laid" / thread

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05-24-2011 , 03:17 PM

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Motherflopper

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Johnny Cash would know what to do with this guy, in Reno.

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05-24-2011 , 03:19 PM

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SGT RJ

Twitching

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Originally Posted by Capitalzaz

Oh, I'm sure your retelling of his story is accurate. I would just believe about 5% of it or less. Ridiculous movies the contrary, that's not the way the Army works.

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05-24-2011 , 03:47 PM

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apokerplayer

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Still, if he was that offensive, why don't you grab ahold of your nutsack and say something, or call the floor? Not that difficult to deal with, IMO.

I don't think grabbing somebody's nuts is gonna help anything. Horrible advice sir!

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05-24-2011 , 03:48 PM

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apokerplayer

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Oh, sorry, misread that post.

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05-24-2011 , 04:14 PM

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Capitalzaz

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Oh, I'm sure your retelling of his story is accurate. I would just believe about 5% of it or less. Ridiculous movies the contrary, that's not the way the Army works.

EXACTLY what I was thinking... I had a hard time believing the military wasn't super structured with extremely little chance of this type of activity, but according to "Sarge" there's all kinds of crazy stuff going on "over there"... He was claiming yong guns with "nothing to lose" snatch stuff up all the time.. He's probably full of it and craves attention so he makes up a bunch of stories to glamorize his pathetic existence...

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05-24-2011 , 04:43 PM

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er7eman

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Poker table used to be a place you could say just about anything and people would laugh it off. Sounds like my buddy Sarg was in rare form over the weekend.

In one hand, a guy blew off some steam at a poker table, in the other a guy blasts someone's reputation on the internet, complete with names and pictures.
Who's the bigger dbag? I'd like to have your name & photo, so I know who not to offend next time I'm in Reno.

In all honesty, I can imagine he was out of line, but there is a better way to deal with it IMO.

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05-24-2011 , 04:51 PM

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Bdidd

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Originally Posted by er7eman

SUP SARGE!!!!

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05-24-2011 , 05:12 PM

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JimAfternoon

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Ha Ha !

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05-24-2011 , 05:42 PM

#74

pizdec

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Originally Posted by Capitalzaz

I doubt most war stories, but you would be surprised at how many were court marshalled for stealing in Iraq...that means even more got away with it.

There was a good 60 minutes on this topic maybe circa 2004 where one guy mailed his mother home a brick of cash.

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05-24-2011 , 05:47 PM

#75

SGT RJ

Twitching

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Originally Posted by pizdec

Theft during war time is indeed an issue. Guy was still probably full of ****, though, and making up most of it or relating and exaggerating things he heard from others.

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