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I'm glad everyone seems to have gotten a good laugh from my joke, but the idea behind it is not totally my own. I sort of took it from another joke, but made it my own. Here's the original for everyone's pleasure, which I think is pretty good. But I'll condense it because the original is needlessly long.

Difference between Republicans and Democrats.
Young man is hitchhiking through New England.
Every car that stops asks, "Republican or Democrat?" .
Every time our young hitchhiker answers Democrat, and every time the car speeds away.
Finally he gets desperate and answers Republican to the next car that pulls over. So he gets in the car and it happens to be a gorgeous young woman.
Staring at her the whole time, he starts to get pretty horny. After ten minutes he says, " pull over, I'm getting out". The driver asks him, " what's wrong? "
Hitchhiker, " I've only been a Republican for ten minutes and already I want to screw someone. "

What your first post about prostitutes gets wrong is that they vote Democrat. Most prostitutes are like taxi drivers some weird mix of libertarians and social conservative. I know owner, who is peruvian, who won't receive latinos as clients. Most of them have no respect for the sort of man that chetas on his wife, and can't understand how anyone takes government assistance when it's easy enough to make money just putting in some hours. They think all men are like Trump and view him as just more honest about who he is. A lot of his voters are like that. The thief thinks everyone is a thief .

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09-19-2020 , 12:48 PM

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Monteroy

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Originally Posted by GodgersWOAT

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Claire_Williams

As close as I could find on Federal Bench.

No chance he is nominating a 71 year old.

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09-19-2020 , 12:55 PM

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Nepeeme2008

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Originally Posted by nucleardonkey

Has there been a survey on political affiliation of prostitutes' ever done?
Who really goes around asking prostitutes about their politics?
It was a joke man...a joke!

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09-19-2020 , 01:02 PM

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i would assume it will be amy berrett our real life handmaiden's tale alt right religious cult woman.

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09-19-2020 , 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shifty86

Lol your right it is. Does Trump live a billionaire lifestyle for 4 decades with multiple airplanes, mansions, helicopters,yachts, golden toilets, golf courses and an international company that employes 20k+ people while his inheritance is sitting in an index fund for the same time period?

Saying he should have bought index funds instead is probably one of the stupidest arguments you people have against Trump, it's been 5 years since it's first been brought up. Time to drop it.

Never owned or managed a business in any way, shape or form? Don’t bother answering. It is painfully obvious.

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09-19-2020 , 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiddyBang

Then he became the leader of the free world, started no wars and made peace deals. What a monster!

Who would of thunk the answer to know wars was just to let all the dictators and strong men do whatever they want, to anyone they want.

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09-19-2020 , 02:57 PM

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09-19-2020 , 03:15 PM

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redbuck

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"Blocking"!!!

Fake News. Get real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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09-19-2020 , 03:28 PM

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King Spew

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Originally Posted by redbuck

"Blocking"!!!

Fake News. Get real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My reaction as well.

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09-19-2020 , 03:41 PM

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They're clearly blocking the line, but granted not the entrance

If the president were a poster here he'd be banned for glorifying violence

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09-19-2020 , 03:54 PM

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i fully expect to see assassination attempts in the next 30 days

going to get ugly sooner rather then later

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09-19-2020 , 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by goofyballer

Yeah, I dont think they are protesting or blocking/preventing people from voting. Weak tweets.

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09-19-2020 , 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by #Thinman

i fully expect to see assassination attempts in the next 30 days

going to get ugly sooner rather then later

*more attempts..

i believe they intercepted an envelope with ricin headed to the white house today.. the loons will be out for sure..

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09-19-2020 , 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Nepeeme2008

Has there been a survey on political affiliation of prostitutes' ever done?
Who really goes around asking prostitutes about their politics?
It was a joke man...a joke!

I've always assumed they were split right down the middle

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09-19-2020 , 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nepeeme2008

solid

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09-19-2020 , 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by grizy

I am going with 2 hours. As soon as his rally is over and someone tells him of the news, he’s going to promise a great pick via Twitter as soon as a staffer gives him his phone.

It would take Mr. Biden a bit longer; he'd be asking a staffer "where's the payphone?".

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09-19-2020 , 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by #Thinman

i fully expect to see assassination attempts in the next 30 days

going to get ugly sooner rather then later

more concerned with what happens after 60 days?

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09-20-2020 , 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by lagtight

It would take Mr. Biden a bit longer; he'd be asking a staffer "where's the payphone?".

No one actually thinks Biden is less coherent than Trump, right? Cause they'd be pretty stupid.

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09-20-2020 , 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by grando1.0

No one actually thinks Biden is less coherent than Trump, right? Cause they'd be pretty stupid.

The same people that think Trump is a legit businessman that is draining the swamp and gives a f**k about his supporters and is not in some way beholden to Putin?

Ya, I would say they are pretty stupid. Unfortunately there are millions of them. Welcome to 'Merica

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09-20-2020 , 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by grando1.0

No one actually thinks Biden is less coherent than Trump, right? Cause they'd be pretty stupid.

I think you might be on to something there.

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09-20-2020 , 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by grando1.0

No one actually thinks Biden is less coherent than Trump, right? Cause they'd be pretty stupid.

The people pushing the messaging that they want Biden removed as the current president, due to all the bad stuff the past few years, seem to believe that. I think they should continue with that messaging and then double down on the enhancement drug excuse later on. Pretty sure Karl Rove was not behind that brilliance.

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09-20-2020 , 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by #Thinman

i fully expect to see assassination attempts in the next 30 days

going to get ugly sooner rather then later

Of whom?

If a Biden win seems clear I would not be shocked if one of the more crazy Trump supporters took a shot a Biden hoping to knock him out of the race.

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09-20-2020 , 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by grando1.0

No one actually thinks Biden is less coherent than Trump, right? Cause they'd be pretty stupid.

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Originally Posted by cfreaks

To be fair, many non Trumpers on this forum were repeating the “Joe doesn’t know where he is!!” or “the Dems are going to replace him in the ticket because he’s going to deteriorate” propaganda all through the primaries. I thought it was pretty funny these people convinced themselves that the human mind usually falls off a cliff like that and a non invasive long distance medical diagnosis with precision on the order of months was well within the reach of laymen by listening to a guy give a speech for 2 min