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Old 04-20-2020, 10:31 PM   #1
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Rumors that Kim Jong Un is dead or in serious condition

Complications status post cardiac surgery. His tour is over. What happens now over there?
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Old 04-20-2020, 11:12 PM   #2
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Old 04-20-2020, 11:16 PM   #3
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Old 04-21-2020, 01:23 AM   #4
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Even if he's brain dead he'll still be higher functioning than Biden.
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Old 04-21-2020, 03:58 AM   #5
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Even if he's brain dead he'll still be higher functioning than Biden.
Man. I cannot wait until November when Biden, as unhealthy and senile as he is, destroys Drumpf in the general election. Never again will Drumpf be able to throw a tantrum and shut down the government over a wall that would only be a waste of money.
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Old 04-21-2020, 04:57 AM   #6
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With all North Korea news, the only truth you can take is its all likely to be bull ****.
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Old 04-21-2020, 05:05 AM   #7
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Man. I cannot wait until November when Biden, as unhealthy and senile as he is, destroys Drumpf in the general election. Never again will Drumpf be able to throw a tantrum and shut down the government over a wall that would only be a waste of money.
as much as i want both to not win, don will wipe the ****ing floor with biden.

there's a singular mission for competing against trump, and that's to put up someone sharp and quick witted. it can be anyone.
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Old 04-21-2020, 07:19 AM   #8
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Brezhnev was more or less brain dead the last years of his reign, and I heard people saying those were the best.
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Old 04-21-2020, 08:12 AM   #9
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sources say that Kim Jong Un might have been poisoned
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Old 04-21-2020, 10:06 AM   #10
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Old 04-21-2020, 10:25 AM   #11
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Reports are 2 American actors in a tank shot down his helicopter.
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Old 04-21-2020, 03:37 PM   #12
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With all North Korea news, the only truth you can take is its all likely to be bull ****.


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Old 04-21-2020, 04:18 PM   #13
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Old 04-21-2020, 05:18 PM   #14
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This is actually some A+ trolling.

Why don't we try that communism thing?
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They're not wrong.
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Old 04-21-2020, 06:35 PM   #16
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as much as i want both to not win, don will wipe the ****ing floor with biden.

there's a singular mission for competing against trump, and that's to put up someone sharp and quick witted. it can be anyone.
In my day trolling meant something. Work harder at it.
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Old 04-21-2020, 06:55 PM   #17
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Well they'd be right if they weren't wrong. I'll give them that.
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Old 04-22-2020, 03:00 AM   #18
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as much as i want both to not win, don will wipe the ****ing floor with biden.

there's a singular mission for competing against trump, and that's to put up someone sharp and quick witted. it can be anyone.
wipe the floor meaning <5% margin for trump, or a <5% margin for biden with trump taking a narrow electoral college win? this is never a blow out.

more on topic - kim doesn't have a clear next-in-line and his sister from what ive read is a potential successor. would be pretty funny if north korea managed to have a female political leader before US.
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Old 04-22-2020, 11:57 AM   #19
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wipe the floor meaning <5% margin for trump, or a <5% margin for biden with trump taking a narrow electoral college win? this is never a blow out.

more on topic - kim doesn't have a clear next-in-line and his sister from what ive read is a potential successor. would be pretty funny if north korea managed to have a female political leader before US.

Chances are she is more likeable than Hilary
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Old 04-22-2020, 01:57 PM   #21
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More winning ?
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Old 04-22-2020, 03:12 PM   #22
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Lucky Kim is immune to Coronavirus
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Old 04-22-2020, 11:24 PM   #23
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more on topic - kim doesn't have a clear next-in-line and his sister from what ive read is a potential successor. would be pretty funny if north korea managed to have a female political leader before US.
Extremely unlikely. There would probably be civil war until some general temporarily consolidates power, and even that would be tenuous at best.
China would normally want to install a government of their own choosing, but from what I understand Kim has purged most of those with ties to the CCP including executing his own uncle, Jang Song-thaek. His brother was also protected by the Chinese government as a possible replacement, until Kim had him murdered. I really wonder what would happen, as China and U.S./South Korea would all probably want to invade and seize the nukes and biological and chemical weapons. China also doesn't want a unified Korea allied with the United States.
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Old 04-23-2020, 01:24 AM   #24
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He's either dead or in some kind of coma. If he was fine, they would've released a picture/video/whatever to prove otherwise. They haven't even bothered to release a statement about him.

Will there be a power struggle and chaos? Or will it be like Scientology when L Ron Hubbard died? He passed away, they made some statement saying that he went to heaven to continue his work, blah blah blah and then David Miscavage came in and continued things right off from where Hubbard left off.
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Old 04-23-2020, 11:05 AM   #25
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His sister (also called Kim & who has a smile like a James Bond super villain) is being speculated on as being his possible successor
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