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01-18-2022 , 03:06 PM
Just want to remind everyone that lagtight thinks that your sweet, Jewish, Muslim, atheist or other non Christian grandparents are in hell or some other version of non heaven unless they converted before they died. As opposed to much more sinful people who died proclaiming faith in Jesus. Not only that it would upset him if he found out that they weren't. Especially if only some of them were in heaven, namely the ones who sinned a lot less than lagtight has admitted that he has.
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01-18-2022 , 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DifferentName
Satan. We know you're talking about Satan. Nobody is going to ban you for this.
You see, lagtight? You've said any number of deeply reprehensible things featuring a religious bent, and you're still here. It's almost as if you have a Christianity-infused irrational persecution complex that doesn't match reality!

As far as I've observed, religious kooks actually get MORE leeway to spread their malignant idiocy than others. At least in the US, there's a mostly unwritten ethos of "you must respect people's religion", that certainly doesn't extend to other demonstrations of mental illness, even though these other demonstrations DON'T carry 1 billion historical corpses along with it, as religion does.

Anyway, I've long thought that belief in the Abrahamic God is like Santa Claus for adults, or Santa Claus for higher stakes. If you're a good little boy or girl, you get presents (heaven), but if you're a bad little boy or girl, you get coal (hell). And you can't trick the big men either, for both God and Santa are always watching! Good analogy, bad analogy, what say the thread?

Last edited by DifferentName; 01-18-2022 at 05:18 PM.
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01-18-2022 , 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by David Sklansky
Just want to remind everyone that lagtight thinks that your sweet, Jewish, Muslim, atheist or other non Christian grandparents are in hell or some other version of non heaven unless they converted before they died. As opposed to much more sinful people who died proclaiming faith in Jesus. Not only that it would upset him if he found out that they weren't. Especially if only some of them were in heaven, namely the ones who sinned a lot less than lagtight has admitted that he has.
You gotta love how ridiculously convenient American Protestant-style religious faith is. Oh, you're a serial killer? Well, God loves you, just repent on your deathbed, keep on rockin'!

I bet Donald Trump is gonna strike a DEAL with God right before his death and secretly repent. That monstrous scumbag is gonna be chillin' in Heaven while noted Jewish person/60s era civil rights worker/lifelong advocate for the poor Bernie Sanders will burn for eternity in Hell. Cool deity you got!
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01-18-2022 , 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by David Sklansky
Just want to remind everyone that lagtight thinks that your sweet, Jewish, Muslim, atheist or other non Christian grandparents are in hell or some other version of non heaven unless they converted before they died. As opposed to much more sinful people who died proclaiming faith in Jesus. Not only that it would upset him if he found out that they weren't. Especially if only some of them were in heaven, namely the ones who sinned a lot less than lagtight has admitted that he has.
David, where and when did you learn how punctuation works?
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01-18-2022 , 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by David Sklansky
Just want to remind everyone that lagtight thinks that your sweet, Jewish, Muslim, atheist or other non Christian grandparents are in hell or some other version of non heaven unless they converted before they died. As opposed to much more sinful people who died proclaiming faith in Jesus. Not only that it would upset him if he found out that they weren't. Especially if only some of them were in heaven, namely the ones who sinned a lot less than lagtight has admitted that he has.
And I think a bunch of pre birth babies, that God aborted.

Imagine that. God forces their abortion and then sends them to hell for not being baptised or saying the magic words to ensure they can get in heaven.

And yet we are not to question because if God aborts them and then condemns them to hell for not having the time to get the sacrament it is necessarily good, because God is good.

Is that right Laggy? Those unborn babies will spend eternity in hell for not getting what they needed done prior to them being killed.
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01-18-2022 , 10:49 PM
this looks like a fun discussion
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01-19-2022 , 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by DifferentName
Satan. We know you're talking about Satan. Nobody is going to ban you for this.
Here is a PM I received from a P&S Mod last August:

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Dear lagtight,

You have received an infraction at Two Plus Two Poker Forums.

Reason: Repeated accusations of satanism
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You have been told to keep accusations of satanic politics in RGT, sidestepping the issue by referring to "moderators" is blatantly obvious.
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This infraction is worth 40 point(s). Reaching a total of 100 points will result in a ban from the forums. Serious infractions may never expire.

Two Plus Two Poker Forums
My response via PM:

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Originally Posted by lagtight
Hi

I think that the temp-ban was appropriate, and I will not make any further accusations of Satanism vis-a-vis political opinions/ideologies etc. any more in P&S.

Keep up the good work!

Sincerely,

lagtight
Finally, a PM from the Mod:

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Ok, given the constructive nature of your reply here I will reverse your infraction.

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01-19-2022 , 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by David Sklansky
Just want to remind everyone that lagtight thinks that your sweet, Jewish, Muslim, atheist or other non Christian grandparents are in hell or some other version of non heaven unless they converted before they died. As opposed to much more sinful people who died proclaiming faith in Jesus. Not only that it would upset him if he found out that they weren't. Especially if only some of them were in heaven, namely the ones who sinned a lot less than lagtight has admitted that he has.
But I think we've established that we mostly want to be in a version of 'non heaven'

'Heaven' sounds bloody awful
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01-19-2022 , 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by RFlushDiamonds
Who cares though ?

The whole point of Jesus dying was to solve the problem of how a just God could allow imperfect beings into his good graces.

You're still going to be born into the world, live a while and then suffer and die. Covid or something else.

All the religions that sprang up trying to capitalize on Jesus just complicated the whole metaphor. Which was pretty simple and direct if you look at it. You're saved once you realize you need help. And until you realize it....it doesn't matter. The whole eternal consequences thing...meh. We're all saved or Jesus didn't die for our sins. Can't have it both ways.
I will quote the late Dr. R.C. Sproul (from memory):

"Jesus' sacrifice was sufficient for all, but only efficient for the elect."

Here's an analogy:

Suppose I am very thirsty and a friend hands be a tall glass of cold water. The water is suffiicient to slake my thirst, but only efficient to slake my thirst if I actually drink the water.

One more analogy:

Suppose I am drowning and am thrown a life preserver. The life preserver is *sufficient* to keep me from drowning, but only *efficient* if I hold fast to it.

Eternal life is appropriated by freely accepting the free gift of Jesus by faith (trust).
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01-19-2022 , 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
But I think we've established that we mostly want to be in a version of 'non heaven'

'Heaven' sounds bloody awful
Heaven would indeed be awful for those who hate God.
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01-19-2022 , 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Cuepee
Right, so full circle that when good stuff happens for some fortunate humans even the most immoral and depraved amongst us ...

....we MUST give God thanks and praise for the blessings he bestows upon us. It is full credit to his mercy and good that we receive any such gifts, and without his grace none of it would be possible for us... the fortunate.

But when bad stuff happens to some unfortunate innocent humans like babies...

... It is not for us to question God's ways or to assume to know his mind. We cannot know his reason nor judge his intent or actions...


Point 1 declares we DO know his intent. We MUST thank him. We must give him CREDIT and PRAISE and recognize his GOOD and realize we have little power in this exchange. If God wants you to get such gifts you will. If he does not you won't

Point 2 declares we do not know his intent and should not even question.


Those two themes are the crux of every religious discussion that I could not reconcile and when I dealt with people like Laggy (who I think does teach) they could never give any logic to reconcile them and instead just resort to saying some version of 'you must just accept this as a truth and stop questioning it or trying to figure out the mind of God'.


Of course the keep ignoring they do just that every time some good happens.

- guy catches football to win big game. Could not have happened without God intervening. God is good he intervened to get that football into the persons hands.
- baby dies of very treatable condition and if only someone had known, if only God had guided someone to the right hospital or care the baby would be alive today. Don't judge God. He might have been busy with the football catch at the time and it is not for us to question his priorities or choices.


Fair Laggy?
No.
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01-19-2022 , 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by ecriture d'adulte
It doesn’t seem like you understand logical fallacies either. Informal “fallacies” like complex question don’t render arguments invalid, they are merely stylistic.

If A then B
A
B, you moron

Is perfectly valid even though it contains an ad hominem attack.
I understand the Complex Question Fallacy just fine. Which is the fallacy Cuepee committed.

"Have you stopped beating your wife?"
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01-19-2022 , 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by DifferentName
You see, lagtight? You've said any number of deeply reprehensible things featuring a religious bent, and you're still here. It's almost as if you have a Christianity-infused irrational persecution complex that doesn't match reality!

As far as I've observed, religious kooks actually get MORE leeway to spread their malignant idiocy than others. At least in the US, there's a mostly unwritten ethos of "you must respect people's religion", that certainly doesn't extend to other demonstrations of mental illness, even though these other demonstrations DON'T carry 1 billion historical corpses along with it, as religion does.

Anyway, I've long thought that belief in the Abrahamic God is like Santa Claus for adults, or Santa Claus for higher stakes. If you're a good little boy or girl, you get presents (heaven), but if you're a bad little boy or girl, you get coal (hell). And you can't trick the big men either, for both God and Santa are always watching! Good analogy, bad analogy, what say the thread?
Bad analogy.
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01-19-2022 , 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by David Sklansky
Just want to remind everyone that lagtight thinks that your sweet, Jewish, Muslim, atheist or other non Christian grandparents are in hell or some other version of non heaven unless they converted before they died. As opposed to much more sinful people who died proclaiming faith in Jesus. Not only that it would upset him if he found out that they weren't. Especially if only some of them were in heaven, namely the ones who sinned a lot less than lagtight has admitted that he has.
No "sweet" person is in Hell.

For all have sinned, and fall short of the glory of God. - Romans 3:23

There are only two kinds of people in the world:

FORGIVEN wretched sinners, and

UNFORGIVEN wretched sinners.

Which are you?

Last edited by lagtight; 01-19-2022 at 09:52 AM.
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01-19-2022 , 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by DifferentName
You gotta love how ridiculously convenient American Protestant-style religious faith is. Oh, you're a serial killer? Well, God loves you, just repent on your deathbed, keep on rockin'!

I bet Donald Trump is gonna strike a DEAL with God right before his death and secretly repent. That monstrous scumbag is gonna be chillin' in Heaven while noted Jewish person/60s era civil rights worker/lifelong advocate for the poor Bernie Sanders will burn for eternity in Hell. Cool deity you got!
I have no idea if Trump or Bernie or both or neither are going to Heaven.
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01-19-2022 , 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by lagtight
I understand the Complex Question Fallacy just fine. Which is the fallacy Cuepee committed.
Doesn’t seem that you do because you keep conflating it with actual logical fallacies that render arguments invalid.

Quote:
"Have you stopped beating your wife?"
I’ve never beat my wife.

See how easy informal fallacies are to deal with?
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01-19-2022 , 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by lagtight
I'll employ a simple analogy:

I can paint a flower on a canvas, and if I don't like my painting, I can burn it an an incinerator if I want to.

[…]

The issue is one of prerogative: I have the prerogative to do what I want to do with MY painting, but I do NOT have the prerogative to do whatever I want to with YOUR painting.

[…]

Everything in the universe is "owned" by God. He can do what He pleases with His property. There are instances in which God allows man to kill a human life. Abortion is typically NOT among those cases.
But this is a contradiction. Everything is owned by god, so you have no business at all incinerating this painting. You’re just a mere lump of clay, after all, how dare you claim any kind of prerogative over the physical objects god had made.
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01-19-2022 , 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by lagtight
No "sweet" person is in Hell.

For all have sinned, and fall short of the glory of God. - Romans 3:23

There are only two kinds of people in the world:

FORGIVEN wretched sinners, and

UNFORGIVEN wretched sinners.

Which are you?
all the unborn babies who God aborts are unforgiven wretched sinners right?

The difference being God is not even giving them a chance to repent and be forgiven before killing and condemning them, correct?
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01-19-2022 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by lagtight
I will quote the late Dr. R.C. Sproul (from memory):

"Jesus' sacrifice was sufficient for all, but only efficient for the elect."

Here's an analogy:

Suppose I am very thirsty and a friend hands be a tall glass of cold water. The water is suffiicient to slake my thirst, but only efficient to slake my thirst if I actually drink the water.

One more analogy:

Suppose I am drowning and am thrown a life preserver. The life preserver is *sufficient* to keep me from drowning, but only *efficient* if I hold fast to it.

Eternal life is appropriated by freely accepting the free gift of Jesus by faith (trust).
This is the exact problem with Luther's bright idea that people are saved by faith and not works. 'Accept' is a verb.

Also, assuming God's intentions were to save mankind then mankind is already saved. And if not...well, then as others have pointed out, what's the use of being stuck with a God like that for all of eternity ? That's a tyrant who created sentient beings with the express intention of torturing them for ever.

The whole Gospel story is trying to get people to stop focusing on random religious traditions and concepts and seek God directly as He is. I suspect that's why people in The West are drawn to Buddhism these days. It's got more of that vibe to it then Christianity which is even more corrupt then the Democratic party.
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01-19-2022 , 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by lagtight
No "sweet" person is in Hell.

For all have sinned, and fall short of the glory of God. - Romans 3:23

There are only two kinds of people in the world:

FORGIVEN wretched sinners, and

UNFORGIVEN wretched sinners.

Which are you?
Complex question fallacy alert !!!!
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01-19-2022 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by lagtight
Heaven would indeed be awful for those who hate God.
Hopefully if there is a god then it isn't an horrific monster.

Let's have faith that if there is a 3O type god then it's a good god
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01-19-2022 , 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by lagtight
For the purposes of this discussion, this take is fine.
In your opinion, are we supposed to worship God solely because he is omnipotent? In other words, does the logic work as follows:

God created humans.

God can do whatever he wants with his creations. His creations effectively are his toys, which he can discard or break for any reason, or no reason at all.

Humans should worship God because that pleases God. And pleasing God is the best way to avoid the fate of the unwanted toy.

That logic is fine as far as it goes. But isn't there more? Aren't we supposed to believe that God's actions are just and non-arbitrary?
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01-19-2022 , 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by lagtight
Heaven would indeed be awful for those who hate God.
Same for Jews?
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01-20-2022 , 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ecriture d'adulte
It doesn’t seem like you understand logical fallacies either. Informal “fallacies” like complex question don’t render arguments invalid, they are merely stylistic.

If A then B
A
B, you moron

Is perfectly valid even though it contains an ad hominem attack.
An Informal Fallacy is more than "stylistic".

Your example above indeed contains an ad hominem attack, but it does not commit the Argumentum ad hominem Fallacy.

The fallacy is committed when, for example, an argument is rejected out-of-hand because the person advocating the argument is an idiot.

E.G.:

Lagtight supports Proposition X

Lagtight is an idiot

Ergo, Proposition X can be summarily rejected.
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01-20-2022 , 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Cuepee
And I think a bunch of pre birth babies, that God aborted.

Imagine that. God forces their abortion and then sends them to hell for not being baptised or saying the magic words to ensure they can get in heaven.

And yet we are not to question because if God aborts them and then condemns them to hell for not having the time to get the sacrament it is necessarily good, because God is good.

Is that right Laggy? Those unborn babies will spend eternity in hell for not getting what they needed done prior to them being killed.
There is almost nothing right in the above dumpster-dive.

I think you claimed to have taken a religion class or two. There is no evidence of that in the above mess.
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