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Who is this "sky daddy" you keep talking about?

Please provide a link proving a real life person claiming to believe in "sky daddy."

(This person has to actually employ the term "sky daddy")

LOL. Citations For Thee But Not For Mee

06-26-2020 , 06:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lagtight

Who is this "sky daddy" you keep talking about?

Please provide a link proving a real life person claiming to believe in "sky daddy."

(This person has to actually employ the term "sky daddy")

Why? A lot of people voted for a dumb orange fascist mother****er, but I doubt any of them employ that term.

06-26-2020 , 06:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

LOL. Citations For Thee But Not For Mee

Sorry, I didn't notice that you asked for a specific citation.

My bad.

06-26-2020 , 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by lagtight

Sorry, I didn't notice that you asked for a specific citation.

My bad.

I retract my apology.

Nobody requested a citation.

06-26-2020 , 06:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lagtight

Who is this "sky daddy" you keep talking about?

Please provide a link proving a real life person claiming to believe in "sky daddy."

(This person has to actually employ the term "sky daddy")

Latgtight, I've thought about it, and you're right. I shouldn't say "sky daddy". It's presumptuous.

Spoiler:

06-26-2020 , 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lagtight

Sorry, I didn't notice that you asked for a specific citation.

My bad.

The point is that you have no problem pulling wild, totally unsupported theories like "The Left Is Trying To Destroy Western Civilization" out of your ass, yet demand a bibliography as soon as someone mocks your religion. If you have such strong feelings about controlling the spread of bullshit, maybe you should try doing less of it yourself? Or stop being such a sensitive snowflake, your pick.

06-26-2020 , 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lagtight

Who is this "sky daddy" you keep talking about?

Please provide a link proving a real life person claiming to believe in "sky daddy."

(This person has to actually employ the term "sky daddy")

A really long time ago--a group of morons fell for some fake news

It might've started something like this--Hey, guess what? There's a guy up in the clouds and I can talk to him...I imagine some of the smarter little cavemen didn't wanna go fight dinosaurs. So they quickly figured out a way to hang back at the cave with the chicks. And let the brutes go get their asses mauled. And then things just kinda spiraled from there.

06-27-2020 , 10:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by d2_e4

Latgtight, I've thought about it, and you're right. I shouldn't say "sky daddy". It's presumptuous.

Spoiler:

I appreciate your "gender inclusiveness"

(Is "gender inclusiveness" still a thing, or has it been replaced by an even more stupid expression?)

06-27-2020 , 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by goofyballer

I demanded a whole bibliography?

I must be going senile like Mr. Biden, since I don't recall asking that.

06-27-2020 , 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lagtight

I demanded a whole bibliography?

I must be going senile like Mr. Biden, since I don't recall asking that.

LOL

"quote someone saying the exact words 'sky daddy'"

"quote me using the word 'bibliography'"

What a clown

06-27-2020 , 06:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

LOL

"quote someone saying the exact words 'sky daddy'"

"quote me using the word 'bibliography'"

What a clown

lagtight gets very sad when I talk about sky daddy because the Magic Book doesn't say that daddy is in the sky (allegedly, can't say I've read it myself).

He hasn't complained about the dude with the big animal boat growing to the tender age of 900 though, so I assume that part is true.

06-27-2020 , 06:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

The point is that you have no problem pulling wild, totally unsupported theories like "The Left Is Trying To Destroy Western Civilization" out of your ass, yet demand a bibliography as soon as someone mocks your religion. If you have such strong feelings about controlling the spread of bullshit, maybe you should try doing less of it yourself? Or stop being such a sensitive snowflake, your pick.

I asked for ONE citation. Not a "bibliography".

Have you always been this stupid, or is it a recent development?

06-27-2020 , 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by d2_e4

lagtight gets very sad when I talk about sky daddy because the Magic Book doesn't say that daddy is in the sky (allegedly, can't say I've read it myself).

I don't know who skydaddy is, and I don't believe in any magic books not written by Penn and Teller.

Quote:

He hasn't complained about the dude with the big animal boat growing to the tender age of 900 though, so I assume that part is true.

Noah had a big animal boat, but I don't know if it grew to be age 900 though.

06-27-2020 , 06:26 PM

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Lol at that response. Glad to hear you're a Penn & Teller fan, tough; you might find it in your own best interests to take a leaf or two out of Teller's book.

06-27-2020 , 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lagtight

I asked for ONE citation. Not a "bibliography".

Right so it's not that I'm wrong, it's that my hyperbole makes you sad (but it's totally okay for you to make idiotic claims like "the left and Islam want to destroy western civilization", that's different because...reasons)

06-27-2020 , 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by d2_e4

Lol at that response. Glad to hear you're a Penn & Teller fan, tough; you might find it in your own best interests to take a leaf or two out of Teller's book.

Touche, sir! Good one!

06-27-2020 , 06:35 PM

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I'm certainly not "sad." Hyperbole is fine if it makes a valid point.

In my opinion, you're just too stupid to make hyperbole work.

06-27-2020 , 06:39 PM

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In my opinion, you're just too stupid to make hyperbole work.

Right, right, that's why you're here blubbering about demanding receipts for everyone else's hyperbole with zero self-awareness about your own posting: because everyone else is too stupid to pull it off. LOL

06-27-2020 , 06:46 PM

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I think making fun of lagtight is all fine or whatever but two important points should be raised. 1) You guys probably don't even know what you believe and 2) if you actually thought about it you'd find that it's as equally crazy as anything lagtight thinks.

06-27-2020 , 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by goofyballer

You're wrong. You're probably one of few people in this Forum too stupid to pull it off.

06-27-2020 , 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Luckbox Inc

I'm also fine with being made fun of.

I'm certainly used to it. I've been made fun of for a variety of reasons ever since I was a kid.

06-27-2020 , 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Luckbox Inc

Ooh, a wild Luckbox appears.

Lol dude. No, and no.

06-27-2020 , 06:56 PM

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About, like, RGT-esque questions? This seems like a bizarre claim. Like, all beliefs are equally as crazy as sky daddy, iyo? What about beliefs that we can't know the true nature of our existence, is that "equally crazy" to you as an unshakeable certainty in sky daddy?

06-27-2020 , 06:59 PM

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I'm also fine with being made fun of.

I'm certainly used to it. I've been made fun of for a variety of reasons ever since I was a kid.

I mean you believe God created the world 6k years ago and "they" believe that the universe came from nothing quite a bit longer, that matter only has a probability of existence, all sorts of crazy stuff involving double slit and quantum eraser stuff, and that we're flying through space at essentially the speed of light due to the expansion of the universe related to dark matter/energy.