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07-22-2024 , 05:32 PM

#11076

housenuts

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where is joe biden? it's at least curious.

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07-22-2024 , 05:40 PM

#11077

chillrob

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Huh? The official news is that the president is ill. Suffering from covid and at his house in Delaware.

Covid can be pretty severe, especially for old people. Sure, he could have something else instead of or in addition to covid, but I don't see much incentive to lie about that.

Last edited by chillrob; 07-22-2024 at 05:58 PM.

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07-22-2024 , 05:43 PM

#11078

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I dunno. I find it weird that no one has seen him for 5 days or so, and in that time he resigned via Twitter.

Is he capable of being President right now if he's severely sick from covid? serious question.

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07-22-2024 , 05:48 PM

#11079

housenuts

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seems he called in to Kamala HQ and left a voice message.

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07-22-2024 , 05:53 PM

#11080

Bobo Fett

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Originally Posted by housenuts

wonder when we'll get proof of life of joe biden.

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Originally Posted by housenuts

Is Old Blue Guy alive? No proof of life for a few days.

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where is joe biden? it's at least curious.

I guess this is supposed to be getting funnier each time?

Spoiler:

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Originally Posted by housenuts

Oh, I see it's a serious question.

Really some sad trolling going on lately.

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07-22-2024 , 05:56 PM

#11081

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Originally Posted by housenuts

I hadn't heard that no one has seen him for 5 days, but the point of covid isolation is to have as few people as possible see him. Why would he be seeing anyone other than SS, medical personnel, and maybe his wife?

Normally the VP is acting president when the pres is temporarily incapacitated due to medical issues. It's happened with most presidents in my lifetime.

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07-22-2024 , 05:58 PM

#11082

housenuts

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Originally Posted by chillrob

A video message that he's not running seems reasonable, no? He just called in to Kamala HQ and seemed fine enough.

The whole process feels weird to me, and many others.

Normal for you. That's fine too.

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07-22-2024 , 06:04 PM

#11083

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I don't know if a video would be typical or not, I don't follow that kind of thing so closely. I haven't followed this at all, but nothing you have posted seems unusual to me.

I'm not naive enough to think that someone couldn't be lying about his medical condition, but I think not even worth speculation at this point.

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07-22-2024 , 06:34 PM

#11084

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Originally Posted by housenuts

Any particular reason why you're so concerned with Biden's well being? Does it affect crypto markets?

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07-22-2024 , 06:36 PM

#11085

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Originally Posted by d2_e4

Any particular reason why you're so concerned with Biden's well being? Does it affect crypto markets?

I'm not concerned at all. Just find it interesting. Crypto should be fun tomorrow. ETH ETF begins trading. I'm also optimistic that Kamala will turn the page and be a proponent.

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07-22-2024 , 06:54 PM

#11086

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Originally Posted by kre8tive

Speaking of black voter support:

Is that supposed to be strong numbers? That will not be enough to win the election.

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07-22-2024 , 06:59 PM

#11087

d2_e4

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Originally Posted by housenuts

I'm not concerned at all. Just find it interesting. Crypto should be fun tomorrow. ETH ETF begins trading. I'm also optimistic that Kamala will turn the page and be a proponent.

That would be nice, then maybe then you can stop shilling for the devil incarnate.

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07-22-2024 , 07:04 PM

#11088

d2_e4

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Is that supposed to be strong numbers? That will not be enough to win the election.

You've expended all the currency you had for anyone taking you seriously here.

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07-22-2024 , 07:20 PM

#11089

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Originally Posted by gmcarroll33

Is that supposed to be strong numbers? That will not be enough to win the election.

Yeah that 11 point swing among Independent voters is nothing to worry about, your fascist utopia is imminent.

Well, until he loses and claims voter fraud again.

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07-22-2024 , 07:29 PM

#11090

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Originally Posted by housenuts

seems he called in to Kamala HQ and left a voice message.

allegedly called in...

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07-22-2024 , 07:34 PM

#11091

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Originally Posted by Slighted

allegedly called in...

Cheap fakes these days eh

Where is Joe Biden?

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A public appearance includes for example Biden descending the steps from Air Force One, or an appearance at a press conference. A digital appearance must be verified as new, authentic footage (not AI-generated). For example, if Biden appears in a new prerecorded speech, this market will resolve to "Yes".

Biden must be awake for this market to resolve to "Yes".

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07-22-2024 , 07:51 PM

#11092

Trolly McTrollson

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Originally Posted by housenuts

Where is Joe Biden?

I mean, this bit will eventually get funny if you repeat it often enough, but you've got to really commit to the bit to make it work.

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07-22-2024 , 08:00 PM

#11093

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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

I mean, this bit will eventually get funny if you repeat it often enough, but you've got to really commit to the bit to make it work.

Not all comics start at MSG. Still working on the bit at open mic. Needs some fine tuning.

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07-22-2024 , 08:18 PM

#11094

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https://babylonbee.com/news/america-...resident-alive

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07-22-2024 , 08:19 PM

#11095

Bobo Fett

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Originally Posted by housenuts

Where is Joe Biden?

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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

Really some sad trolling going on lately.

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07-22-2024 , 08:20 PM

#11096

coordi

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Originally Posted by housenuts

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-...resident-alive

You probably don't even realize this is the Onion

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07-22-2024 , 08:20 PM

#11097

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Originally Posted by coordi

You probably don't even realize this is the Onion

It's not. It's Babylon Bee.

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07-22-2024 , 08:24 PM

#11098

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If you're lifting material from the Babylon Bee, you should maybe reconsider your approach to comedy.

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07-22-2024 , 08:27 PM

#11099

coordi

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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

If you're lifting material from the Babylon Bee, you should maybe reconsider your approach to comedy.

His posting history suggests that all his material comes from Babylon Bee

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07-22-2024 , 08:30 PM

#11100

d2_e4

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I'd never even heard of it. Wikipedia tells me that it's "conservative Christian news satire". Man, if that description doesn't scream dry wit, I don't know what does. Housenuts, do they have a section for fart jokes?

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