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07-22-2024 , 05:32 PM
where is joe biden? it's at least curious.

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07-22-2024 , 05:40 PM
Huh? The official news is that the president is ill. Suffering from covid and at his house in Delaware.

Covid can be pretty severe, especially for old people. Sure, he could have something else instead of or in addition to covid, but I don't see much incentive to lie about that.

Last edited by chillrob; 07-22-2024 at 05:58 PM.
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07-22-2024 , 05:43 PM
I dunno. I find it weird that no one has seen him for 5 days or so, and in that time he resigned via Twitter.

Is he capable of being President right now if he's severely sick from covid? serious question.
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07-22-2024 , 05:48 PM
seems he called in to Kamala HQ and left a voice message.
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07-22-2024 , 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by housenuts
wonder when we'll get proof of life of joe biden.
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Is Old Blue Guy alive? No proof of life for a few days.
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where is joe biden? it's at least curious.
I guess this is supposed to be getting funnier each time?

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The bar was low, and yet the later editions don't seem to be meeting it.


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Originally Posted by housenuts
I dunno. I find it weird that no one has seen him for 5 days or so, and in that time he resigned via Twitter.

Is he capable of being President right now if he's severely sick from covid? serious question.
Oh, I see it's a serious question.

Really some sad trolling going on lately.
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07-22-2024 , 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by housenuts
I dunno. I find it weird that no one has seen him for 5 days or so, and in that time he resigned via Twitter.

Is he capable of being President right now if he's severely sick from covid? serious question.
I hadn't heard that no one has seen him for 5 days, but the point of covid isolation is to have as few people as possible see him. Why would he be seeing anyone other than SS, medical personnel, and maybe his wife?

Normally the VP is acting president when the pres is temporarily incapacitated due to medical issues. It's happened with most presidents in my lifetime.
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07-22-2024 , 05:58 PM
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I hadn't heard that no one has seen him for 5 days, but the point of covid isolation is to have as few people as possible see him. Why would he be seeing anyone other than SS, medical personnel, and maybe his wife?
A video message that he's not running seems reasonable, no? He just called in to Kamala HQ and seemed fine enough.

The whole process feels weird to me, and many others.

Normal for you. That's fine too.
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07-22-2024 , 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by housenuts
A video message that he's not running seems reasonable, no? He just called in to Kamala HQ and seemed fine enough.

The whole process feels weird to me, and many others.

Normal for you. That's fine too.
I don't know if a video would be typical or not, I don't follow that kind of thing so closely. I haven't followed this at all, but nothing you have posted seems unusual to me.

I'm not naive enough to think that someone couldn't be lying about his medical condition, but I think not even worth speculation at this point.
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07-22-2024 , 06:34 PM
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A video message that he's not running seems reasonable, no? He just called in to Kamala HQ and seemed fine enough.

The whole process feels weird to me, and many others.

Normal for you. That's fine too.
Any particular reason why you're so concerned with Biden's well being? Does it affect crypto markets?
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07-22-2024 , 06:36 PM
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Any particular reason why you're so concerned with Biden's well being? Does it affect crypto markets?
I'm not concerned at all. Just find it interesting. Crypto should be fun tomorrow. ETH ETF begins trading. I'm also optimistic that Kamala will turn the page and be a proponent.
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07-22-2024 , 06:54 PM
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Speaking of black voter support:

Is that supposed to be strong numbers? That will not be enough to win the election.
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07-22-2024 , 06:59 PM
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I'm not concerned at all. Just find it interesting. Crypto should be fun tomorrow. ETH ETF begins trading. I'm also optimistic that Kamala will turn the page and be a proponent.
That would be nice, then maybe then you can stop shilling for the devil incarnate.
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07-22-2024 , 07:04 PM
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Is that supposed to be strong numbers? That will not be enough to win the election.
You've expended all the currency you had for anyone taking you seriously here.
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07-22-2024 , 07:20 PM
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Is that supposed to be strong numbers? That will not be enough to win the election.
Yeah that 11 point swing among Independent voters is nothing to worry about, your fascist utopia is imminent.

Well, until he loses and claims voter fraud again.
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07-22-2024 , 07:29 PM
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seems he called in to Kamala HQ and left a voice message.
allegedly called in...
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07-22-2024 , 07:34 PM
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allegedly called in...
Cheap fakes these days eh

Where is Joe Biden?



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A public appearance includes for example Biden descending the steps from Air Force One, or an appearance at a press conference. A digital appearance must be verified as new, authentic footage (not AI-generated). For example, if Biden appears in a new prerecorded speech, this market will resolve to "Yes".

Biden must be awake for this market to resolve to "Yes".
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07-22-2024 , 07:51 PM
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Where is Joe Biden?
I mean, this bit will eventually get funny if you repeat it often enough, but you've got to really commit to the bit to make it work.
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07-22-2024 , 08:00 PM
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I mean, this bit will eventually get funny if you repeat it often enough, but you've got to really commit to the bit to make it work.
Not all comics start at MSG. Still working on the bit at open mic. Needs some fine tuning.
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07-22-2024 , 08:19 PM
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Where is Joe Biden?
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Really some sad trolling going on lately.
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07-22-2024 , 08:20 PM
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You probably don't even realize this is the Onion
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07-22-2024 , 08:20 PM
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You probably don't even realize this is the Onion
It's not. It's Babylon Bee.
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07-22-2024 , 08:24 PM
If you're lifting material from the Babylon Bee, you should maybe reconsider your approach to comedy.
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07-22-2024 , 08:27 PM
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If you're lifting material from the Babylon Bee, you should maybe reconsider your approach to comedy.
His posting history suggests that all his material comes from Babylon Bee
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07-22-2024 , 08:30 PM
I'd never even heard of it. Wikipedia tells me that it's "conservative Christian news satire". Man, if that description doesn't scream dry wit, I don't know what does. Housenuts, do they have a section for fart jokes?
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