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12-10-2024 , 04:45 AM

#8751

d2_e4

certifiable moron

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 18,320

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tien

D2, if you can re-enact this scene with real cocaine my heart is yours. I'll let you use as much of my fine product as you wish.

Most people probably know this but I'm not a huge movie or TV show buff or anything, and it took me ages to realise that in Breaking Bad, Don Eladio was "Manny" and Hector was the bomb guy Sosa sent that Tony kills in the car. And that Mike was the baddy who was Victor Maitland's right hand man from Beverly Hills Cop.

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12-10-2024 , 05:17 AM

#8752

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 27,455

ban

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12-10-2024 , 09:35 AM

#8753

Didace

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 20,631

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

My cutoff is 6’3”

I thought it was the ability to slip hundos onto the nightstand.

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12-10-2024 , 10:42 AM

#8754

Steve350

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,070

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

I thought it was the ability to slip hundos onto the nightstand.

Didace, you're tearing it up! Oh wait, that was CN.

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12-10-2024 , 12:26 PM

#8755

King Spew

Just average

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 15,675

I was 6'3" before age-compression took off an inch.

I have two sons. My youngest at 6'5" is the short one.

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12-10-2024 , 01:15 PM

#8756

Trolly McTrollson

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 38,156

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

I thought it was the ability to slip hundos onto the nightstand.

I figured out who the short guy is!

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12-10-2024 , 04:20 PM

#8757

Tien

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,903

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

Can’t speak to the bags bc I’ve never been a fashion girly. But I respect her game tremendously!

I’m more of a cashmere jammies and le Creuset girly. STILL waiting on my le Creuset, you guys…

I knew you girls would stick together on these issues.

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12-10-2024 , 04:21 PM

#8758

Tien

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,903

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

I wear the heels. That’s why I need a decent height differential.

Here's your decent height differential.

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12-10-2024 , 04:45 PM

#8759

Rococo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 20,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

I’m 5’9 so a bunch of you are probably shorter than me. I like to check to see who…

Everyone in my immediate family is taller than you!

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12-10-2024 , 09:09 PM

#8760

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 41,232

I knew rococo came from solid stock

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12-12-2024 , 11:41 PM

#8761

d2_e4

certifiable moron

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 18,320

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig1120

Your wife identifies as the bride, or as the feminine ideal, but there is a part of her which recognizes she is not yet fully that. This creates a conflict within her, and the desire to fully transform arises. The part of her which fears and resists the transformation process rushes forward, proposing to resolve the tension through instant validation.

Early in the formation of identity, validation is helpful in affirming the new identity. Still, one cannot fully become except through transformation, which is in opposition to quick validation.

You might as well get your gravestone engraved now.

"Here Lies Craig, Proudly Having Never Satisfied A Woman."

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12-12-2024 , 11:44 PM

#8762

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 41,232

I don’t even want to imagine what the “feminine ideal” is in CraigWorld

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12-12-2024 , 11:53 PM

#8763

d2_e4

certifiable moron

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 18,320

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

I don’t even want to imagine what the “feminine ideal” is in CraigWorld

I imagine that actual intercourse is too lowbrow. It's probably some sort of "Ant Queen", to whom the worker ants bring food and semen as an offering.

Except somehow in his world, the ant queen is male. Make that work, craig?

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12-13-2024 , 12:51 AM

#8764

zers

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2024 Posts: 588

Fin Raziel

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12-13-2024 , 08:22 AM

#8765

d2_e4

certifiable moron

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 18,320

Quote:

Originally Posted by zers

Fin Raziel

Wtf is that?

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12-13-2024 , 08:24 AM

#8766

d2_e4

certifiable moron

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 18,320

Also, for any of you little dick ****ers out there.

**** with Crossnerd = **** with me. One and only warning.

I have no mod powers. But I have powers better than that. I can make you feel an inch tall with just my words. Cross me, and your significant other can put your spirit into an ashtray by the time I ****ing finish with you.

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12-13-2024 , 11:46 AM

#8767

Trolly McTrollson

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 38,156

Quote:

Originally Posted by d2_e4

Is this a threat or an invitation to a threesome or both?

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12-13-2024 , 11:49 AM

#8768

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 41,232

I don’t think either of you hit the height requirement for a threesome. So sad.

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12-13-2024 , 11:54 AM

#8769

Didace

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 20,631

What? They each only need to be a little over 3 feet tall.

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12-13-2024 , 11:57 AM

#8770

d2_e4

certifiable moron

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 18,320

I'm tall enough to reach the drawer where I need to deposit the hundies.

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12-13-2024 , 11:58 AM

#8771

zers

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2024 Posts: 588

Quote:

Originally Posted by d2_e4

Wtf is that?

https://willowufgood.fandom.com/wiki/Fin_Raziel

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12-13-2024 , 12:03 PM

#8772

d2_e4

certifiable moron

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 18,320

Quote:

Originally Posted by d2_e4

I'm tall enough to reach the drawer where I need to deposit the hundies.

I jest, but I lost my virginity to a 15 year old girl when I was 11, and there was a 17 year old kid watching and directing the action. In the modern day, they call that "sexual abuse". Contemporaneously, they called that "nice".

She complained rather loudly to the room that she was not receiving the satisfaction she expected from my 3.5 inch penis. Yes, I measured it afterwards. She said it was 3, and I went to ****ing court.

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12-13-2024 , 12:08 PM

#8773

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 48,787

and you turned out fine ....

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12-13-2024 , 12:11 PM

#8774

d2_e4

certifiable moron

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 18,320

Quote:

Originally Posted by chezlaw

and you turned out fine ....

Her name was Sharon. Heard she married some kid from the sticks - not too bright, but could unplug a mean toilet when needed, chezlaw or something. You must be celebrating your silver anniversary by now!