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Originally Posted by campfirewest
My personal favorite is Colorado's own Ted Haggard. I'm not sure what Jesus would have thought about gay hookers and meth.
I suppose my favorite was Jimmy Swaggert doing his "Forgive me Lord for I have sinned!" schtick while looking up to the heavens with tears in his eyes. (Very touching ...)
Honorable mention goes to Jim Bakker as he's being led out to a police van (in handcuffs) after being arrested. The way he was crying, you would have thought he had just been told his mother had died rather than his being caught playing "doctor" with the church secretary. Jessica Hahn got a nice payout from her roll in the hay with the reverend - she posed for a nude photo spread in Playboy magazine.
The Lord has (apparently) forgiven Jim Bakker. He's still on TV doing his "700 Club" show begging elderly folks to send in their Social Security checks. (I guess he needs the money to pay for hookers and blow.)