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Originally Posted by TERR1FYER
I was the victim of a home invasion recently. I ran away and let them take all of my valuables. I called the police and a social worker showed up to tell me that they had to do it because of historic injustice
People were making racist threats to me outside my home and attacked me when I asked them to stop, so I called the police. They showed up and arrested me
Oh, wait, sorry, are we posting idiotic made-up stories here? I screwed up, then, because what I posted
actually happened