Just let me know and I'll get you an address.

I figure it would be contained in the report you need to generate about the mismatched ears.

Nice I didn't know we were doing ears here. Yeah they can't fake the ears.

You're witnessing some good old election year political theater in Texas dude. When conservatives stop hiring them maybe something will change but don't hold your breathe.


On a more important note--do your high level sources have any solid defenses against taylor swift's subliminal messages?

Say hello to Elvis Presley who's been living in protection from the deep state criminal cabal for 46yrs! (he's taking a picture with President Trump's personal photographer)

Well, whadaya know! Nice find, PB. When I think about Elvis and how he took care of himself, that's exactly what I imagine he'd look like at 89 years old.

He sure has been doing a pretty poor job of hiding from the deep state criminal cabal, though. Apparently they're not very good at their job.

How's the photographer in the picture? Riddle me that, smart guy.

I smell a deeper conspiracy than we ever suspected.

I have faith that Gene Ho could make that happen, with God on his side fighting against Satan and the message he's inserting into Great Music.

So wait, let me get this straight. Pastor Bob Joyce is Elvis? Damn, PB, you've cracked it!

PB must've let his Premier Christian News subscription lapse, otherwise he could have shared this with us six years ago.

https://premierchristian.news/en/new...refutes-claims

Lol, the sheer brain****ery is mesmerising on so many levels.

All we're missing in this bible-thumping Elvis saga is for lagtight to put in an appearance.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Trump's base.

He's not gonna admit this, he's probably not allowed to anyway but it's pretty much been indirectly confirmed to me that the speculations of the tin foil hat conspiracy was correct (the more websites out there that dispute the claim as a "conspiracy theory" should be enough proof in itself that it's true. Hunter's laptop was also claimed to be a conspiracy theory with similar "it's been debunked" stores, there were even 20 former military generals who swore and signed their names that it was just russian disinformation - how'd that end up? If they're gonna lie about that they will lie and ARE lying about everything else. Most of them are controlled by blackmail which is how they get bought out and owned).

I don't just throw things out there based on my own opinion that wouldn't be fair, it would just be false opinionated news. When you ask someone that recently visited him (not the photographer), and you ask them why they went, and then if he's actually Elvis as alleged for years and he stairs into space with a blank stare and a serious look on his face, that was proof enough for me and a personal confirmation (if you knew the person you would understand).

Cool! So that leads me to two questions:

What's his secret that at 89 years old, he looks like a man in his mid 60s, especially considering he was aging very poorly and in bad shape just before he "died"?

How has he stayed hidden from the deep state criminal cabal while remaining so public?

Could you please expound on the above, with specificity?

Let me guess, you confirmed it by thinking about it?

I did suspect your standard of proof for most of the theories you espouse here was along the lines of the above.

Let me guess, you're a "feel" player?

How many of them are your uncles?

A real tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist will examine all the evidence at hand and come to their own conclusion

https://rumble.com/search/all?q=is%2...0joyce%20elvis

Yeah, not clicking that.

So can you please confirm that when you say in the passive voice "it has been independently confirmed to me" you actually mean "I read an article and/or watched a video about it"?

Are you the sort of person that says "the vase was accidentally broken by me" rather than "I accidentally broke the vase"?

Playbig, is the treason trial over or was the surgery an attempt to insert his non treasonous body double?
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Attorney General Merrick Garland has resumed his official duties after undergoing a “minimally invasive back procedure” Saturday, according to a Department of Justice spokesperson.

“The Attorney General’s procedure went well and he’s recovering at home. He has resumed his duties,” Xochitl Hinojosa, director of public affairs for the DOJ, wrote in an email.

The DOJ announced ahead of the procedure that, while Garland would be under anesthesia for “about 90 minutes,” Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco would assume his duties “shortly before the procedure, during the procedure, and for a brief period following the procedure to allow for recovery from general anesthesia.”

I thought, what the hell, let's give it a try.

And the evidence is...a list of videos made by a bunch of nobodies sharing their theories about how it must be Elvis because it sounds just like him, blah blah blah. The same stuff you can find on YouTube and Facebook as well.

In conspiracy world, we call what you described there "incontrovertible proof".

In a more mundane world, one might suggest an aging Elvis impersonator, but that would just be a bit dull, wouldn't it?

ETA: In any case, looks like that in true religious leader fashion, he is cashing in on the opportunity. Good for him, just keep shearing that flock.

Great news PB, Elvis indeed is still alive, you just got the wrong guy.

He's really in a nursing home with JFK who's cunningly disguised as an old black guy. Then they join forces to fight an immortal mummy. True story.

Hey tin foilers, meet november seven eight niner lima lima. She's got avionics and computers that are years ahead of the technology I use. The device on her belly is able to grab every type of data from phones, networks, cell towers, computers and a lot more.

JAG = Judge Advocate General. These are the guys from the navy that are the ones who arrest people who commit treason against the United States. The National Guard's been federalized by President Trump (who've been operating out of their state's jurisdiction ever since he signed the E.O. several years ago).

These patterns are them grabbing data which will be used to take out our enemies from within (which there are plenty I can assure you) and when their call sign and other info in the flight data is listed as n/a it means they're operating "under the radar" on special missions.

"There's more between heaven and earth than can be dreamt in your philosophy, Horatio" - shakespeare

I take it we've moved on from Elvis, then?