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Originally Posted by DonkJr
This is like 95% of it, IMO.
I've just discovered via exhaustive search that the only words rhyming with "husband" are (apparently) "ex-husband" and "househusband", which, I think you'll agree, would be as barbarous as rhyming "orange" with "my orange". This might explain the dearth of deep poetry about happy husbands, and possibly be an indicator of the insidious manner in which language oppresses men in contemporary culture.