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Best Looking Presidents Poll

View Poll Results: Whos the hottest?

George Washington

0 0%

John Adams

0 0%

Thomas Jefferson

1 16.67%

James Madison

2 33.33%

James Monroe

0 0%

John Quincy Adams

1 16.67%

Andrew Jackson

0 0%

Martin Van Buren

2 33.33%

William Henry Harrison

0 0%

Other

2 33.33%

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05-21-2019 , 02:58 PM

TrollyWantACracker

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This question has come up in a number of threads, so I thought we could should put it up for a vote. Who are the sexiest US Chiefs? Pick up to three. Unfortunately I could only list up to 10 options so I couldn't get everyone listed there (there has been 44 total!).

My votes are for Trump, Obama and Clinton. Who you got?

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05-21-2019 , 03:09 PM

Trolly McTrollson

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Harrison was the hottest in a literal sense since he was fighting a fever for most of his presidency.

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05-21-2019 , 06:30 PM

Nichlemn

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JFK and Franklin Pierce were known for their looks. Warren Harding was cited in a Malcolm Gladwell book as an example of a man who supposedly got so far by coasting on his looks, but he doesn't seem that way to me, and it *is* Malcolm Gladwell after all.

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05-21-2019 , 08:02 PM

Nepeeme2008

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Finally, a subject I can't be contradicted at or have my depth of knowledge challenged!!
Thomas Jefferson of course.
Can we give an honorable mention to a man who came close to being President, Michael Dukakis?

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05-21-2019 , 10:33 PM

campfirewest

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I wouldn't say Dukakis came close.

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05-22-2019 , 01:04 AM

gregorio

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On my phone so I can't see the poll options, but this has got to be Polk in a runaway, right?

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05-22-2019 , 01:05 AM

gregorio

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I mean, just look at those cheekbones and flowing locks :swoon:

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05-22-2019 , 09:36 AM

Zimmer4141

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RUGGED

STOIC

MUTTON CHOPS

CHESTER A MOTHERF*CKIN ARTHUR

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05-22-2019 , 09:44 AM

uke_master

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how is obama not on this list

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05-22-2019 , 10:54 AM

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Nepeeme2008

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Originally Posted by campfirewest

I wouldn't say Dukakis came close.

Here you go contradicting me again

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05-22-2019 , 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nichlemn

Franklin could Pierce me anytime he wants - with his penis! Harding makes me soft tho.

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05-22-2019 , 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by campfirewest

I wouldn't say Dukakis came close.

Dukakis can come close to me anytime he wants! Wasn't president though

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05-22-2019 , 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by gregorio

On my phone so I can't see the poll options, but this has got to be Polk in a runaway, right?

I'd take a poke from Polk! Again I'm talking genitals.

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05-22-2019 , 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141

RUGGED

STOIC

MUTTON CHOPS

CHESTER A MOTHERF*CKIN ARTHUR

Glutton for mutton, party of me.

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05-22-2019 , 04:48 PM

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TrollyWantACracker

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Originally Posted by uke_master

how is obama not on this list

Read the first post you oblivious but sexy beast.

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05-22-2019 , 07:46 PM

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TeflonDawg

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wtf @ this thread.

JFK is #1 on this list bc all he did was get laid. He literally ****ed the enemy (a hot German spy). He tagged Marilyn Monroe ffs. Marilyn Monroe!

How does any president top that?

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05-22-2019 , 10:48 PM

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David Sklansky

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The man never swings and misses.

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05-23-2019 , 12:30 AM

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Shandrax

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First of all you have to consider the fashion at the time. Second, when it comes to looks Lincoln would have never been elected. The whole "looks"-thing became important when women were allowed to vote. So what is this poll all about?

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05-23-2019 , 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg

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05-23-2019 , 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by David Sklansky

The man never swings and misses.

Holy crap, ponied on a joke post by a red. That's embarrassing. Don't grunch kids. Just imagine I used a post of Trump or LBJ instead I guess.

BTW, apparently JFK was so awkward and sickly looking irl that LBJ never took him seriously as a primary opponent until it was too late.

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05-23-2019 , 01:16 PM

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TeflonDawg

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This could actually be a good miss OOT style tourney...This thread got weird quick so that convinces me more it would be epic

Might need to be more specific on the rules tho. Trump was a good lookin dude and was pretty much a playboy for decades but he's only prez now. He looks terrible now. I would've put him into to convo too but I just assumed it was looks during the time in which the person served as POTUS

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05-24-2019 , 01:59 PM

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Are we only considering in-office years?

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