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Originally Posted by lozen
Geese are mean no chance without a weapon
Geese are aggressive and humans rarely fight back in a life or death fashion.
Certainly a goose wing can smash a nose and perhaps fracture a skull if they land just right.
But if a full size, fit male human knows this a win or die fight, he will beat the goose, 9 of 10 times or more. He will eventually grab that neck and wring it just like they kill chickens.
31% of males beating Large dogs in a known death match seems reasonable to me. Frail, small, or men who do not deal with pain or damage well will be torn apart by a big aggressive dog, while they focus on retreating from damage instead of attacking and inflicting damage themselves.
To engage a big dog where retreat is not an option and you have to accept the damage that will come to then inflict your own damage. The dog will invariable clamp on your arm or other body part, and the normal reaction is for the human to pull back due to damage and pain. that just increases the tearing and sheer force of the dog. It is how they create maximum damage you give none back. Instead you have to push into it and close the small distance you have and attack the dogs eyes or (not to be gross) we humans could literally bite off a significant amount of his snout.
Dogs have much stronger bite force but outside mistake will grab major bone areas (forearm, leg) whereas humans can be more strategic and bit areas we remove leaving deep serious wounds with each and every bite.
Wait is this way too serious and gruesome an answer for Monday morning ???