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Originally Posted by bacchist
Just started playing today... within the last hour or so.
The first few ads played, but with no sound... now I am just getting the black box for a few seconds, but no ad.
There once was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman, all sentenced to be beheaded by guillotine, in France.
The Englishman, brave soul that he was, volunteered to go first. The guillotine blade fell ... but stopped, an inch above his neck!
The tricoteuses went wild, screaming "Miracle! Miracle!", and the executioner let the Englishman walk free.
Next, the Scotsman, shouting "Freedom!", laid his neck upon the chopping block. The guillotine blade fell ... but stopped, an inch above his neck!
The tricoteuses went wild, screaming "Miracle! Miracle!", and the executioner let the Scotsman walk free.
The Irishman strode to the platform, waving at all of his friends who had travelled miles to see him, and was about to place his neck upon the block when he suddenly called out, "Wait, wait! I think I can see what's making it stick!"