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Old 02-10-2013, 09:42 PM   #126
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Re: Software glitch on pokerstars with video proof

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Old 02-10-2013, 10:56 PM   #127
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Education-wise; I studied Physics at Cambridge Summer school sponsored by Sutton Trust back in 09, and I'm in my final year of a degree at one of only two 6* management schools in the UK (Lancaster or London CASS, I won't specify which).
I go Lancaster (although not for management). Pretty sure you have to be a level but if you do go to Lancaster would love to confirm whether you are actually real or not.
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:52 PM   #128
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Hahaaha with two sevens on the board and two kings on the board and a seven in my hand, it is safe to say I have a full house.
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I meant two 7's in my hand and two kings and a 7 on the board. Clear full house.
from your blog:

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There are a few things that might confuse even seasoned Texas hold'em players like myself. One example is where there were two 7s and two kings on the board and I had a 7 in my hand. I thought I had a full house and couldn't work out for the life of me why I had lost to a flush. In Texas hold'em this is obviously a full house. In omaha, you can only use three cards from the board hence I couldn't use both kings and both 7s as this would be four cards. So the best hand for me would be trip 7s which quite rightly loses.
however you post this when you realize you were wrong:

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I flop the set, and two kings come on the turn and river; full house. My hand is 7,7,J,4
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I'm not embarrassed lol. How can you be embarrassed when completely anonymous?
i guess you lied after your genius was exposed for the LOLz?
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:48 AM   #129
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I was recently playing pot limit omaha for play money.
Just so knew whats the thread about =)
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:46 AM   #130
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OP is a bundle of sticks.
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:36 AM   #131
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OP is a bundle of sticks.
OP is more delusional than Rick was at the end of last night's The Walking Dead.
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:52 AM   #132
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I to would like to apologise on behalf of the UK. In fact mankind as well
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:15 PM   #133
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Honestly, it seems like they will take just about anyone at a summer school these days. Not like it used to be, when summer school was exclusive, difficult and prestigious.
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:53 PM   #134
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Master Brown,

Don't worry I made the same mistake when I tried playing Omaha for the first time. However when the pot was shippped to someone else I was smart enough to at least allow the possibility enter my head that maybe I was the one mistaken and not the largest online poker site in the world. They would of course know the rules of the game and definately would have come across that issue quite quickly if it were a mistkake. This is where your arrogance will get you into trouble, it didn't even occur to you that the mistake was yours. If you do this in the real world you will get eaten alive. Book smarts only get you so far, it won't save you when you stick your foot in your mouth and then decide to insult everyone trying to correct you way of thinking. Good luck with that.
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:02 PM   #135
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In before stix gets called a pizza delivery boy
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:16 PM   #136
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Hey I delivered pizza's in High School when I was 16, and am not ashamed of it. Taught me a lot about resposibility and time management. 30 mins or free at the time
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:37 PM   #137
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must be that posh guy on fresh meat
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Old 02-11-2013, 08:46 PM   #138
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I Loved this thread.
Masterbrown you are my hero.Dont let being wrong make you feel like youre wrong.
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Old 02-11-2013, 08:53 PM   #139
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MasterBrown, read this. You are suffering from it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning...3Kruger_effect
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:36 PM   #140
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Master Brown,

Don't worry I made the same mistake when I tried playing Omaha for the first time. However when the pot was shippped to someone else I was smart enough to at least allow the possibility enter my head that maybe I was the one mistaken and not the largest online poker site in the world. They would of course know the rules of the game and definately would have come across that issue quite quickly if it were a mistkake. This is where your arrogance will get you into trouble, it didn't even occur to you that the mistake was yours. If you do this in the real world you will get eaten alive. Book smarts only get you so far, it won't save you when you stick your foot in your mouth and then decide to insult everyone trying to correct you way of thinking. Good luck with that.
This.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:34 AM   #141
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Honestly, it seems like they will take just about anyone at a primary school these days. Not like it used to be, when primary school was exclusive, difficult and prestigious.
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:43 PM   #142
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I go Lancaster (although not for management). Pretty sure you have to be a level but if you do go to Lancaster would love to confirm whether you are actually real or not.
I'm in London you northern monkey, go back to your media studies, punk.

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Old 02-12-2013, 07:51 PM   #143
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I kept them nice and short and easy for you.



Unintentional irony is the best kind. Creative use of the word seize as well.




You hated when I used big words and sentences, now you hate small words and sentences. Make up your mind!



Yeah, you will.




No, I will not.





Take a picture of yourself and give it lots of compliments. Build a shrine around it. That will make you happy.

You got 1 day left of potential entertainment, up your game already, you are fading faster than I had hoped. Try to suck less.


All the best.
What's it like being stuck in the house all day, meeting no one, and earning less than a pizza boy? It's tuesday. I bet I can make you go against your word and reel you back in. I am your master, that is why they call me master after all. Don't come back, you lose. Come back you lose. You're used to that though since you don't finish in the money 80% of the time. What's is like being a loser for 80% of your life?

In before "better than being a loser 100% of the time", come up with something that you have empirical evidence for like I do.
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Old 02-12-2013, 08:46 PM   #144
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What's it like being stuck in the house all day, meeting no one, and earning less than a pizza boy?
People can actually read your blog, which is more of the same mixture of arrogance and incompetence, to see the answer to that (those who want a laugh the link is somewhere earlier in the thread). You essentially admit to being a dirt poor, relatively average student that cannot currently afford games above a buck or so. A pizza is actually a luxury in your world, so perhaps that is why you obsess so much about them and the men who deliver them.

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It's tuesday. I bet I can make you go against your word and reel you back in.
I said before I would be entertained until Tuesday but after that I will not bother reading this, as there is not much point. You are not offering anything new or interesting, and are going with a very average exit strategy, but then those are the limits of your abilities. I had hoped you would offer better, but I have no more expectations of that.

This will be my last post in this dying thread, and I will not be reading it after this post, so you can say whatever you want to give yourself the victory you need in your mind and then fade away into nothing as is your destiny.

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I am your master, that is why they call me master after all.
The only time you can see someone saying these words to you is when you look in a mirror, an activity you probably do quite often. On the bright side, this means you have at least one follower. Buy more mirrors. Oops, you cannot afford mirrors. Steal more mirrors.


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Don't come back, you lose. Come back you lose. You're used to that though since you don't finish in the money 80% of the time. What's is like being a loser for 80% of your life?
This is what guys like you say when you are having a hissy fit or temper tantrum. Imagine the words as being said by someone crying and see if it fits - there you go.

As well, you tried talking about poker again, and you were told how smart you are when you try to talk about poker.

Sure I could break down different game types to explain why different ITM figures matter (or do not matter), but it is clear that would go way, way, way over your head for now.

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In before "better than being a loser 100% of the time", come up with something that you have empirical evidence for like I do.
Stick to that bookkeeping thing you plan to do, multi-level and/or creative thinking is not one of your strengths. You assume everyone will behave as you do in your predictions and it shows.


To be fair - you did your job, as you entertained those who read the forums, but at this point your job is pretty much done, and your marginal entertainment value is quickly fading.

You have no money. You have at best an average future. You talk a big game, but have no game, and most of the time you do not even understand the game. People see through you. People laugh at you, never with you. That is your fate. That is your life. The human gene pool politely requests that you never reproduce.

The amusing part of all of this is that this thread will be the highlight of your poker career, and you will always remember this thread.

Good fortune in your play money games and your buck tournaments and of course...

All the best.
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What's it like being stuck in the house all day, meeting no one, and earning less than a pizza boy? It's tuesday. I bet I can make you go against your word and reel you back in. I am your master, that is why they call me master after all. Don't come back, you lose. Come back you lose. You're used to that though since you don't finish in the money 80% of the time. What's is like being a loser for 80% of your life?

In before "better than being a loser 100% of the time", come up with something that you have empirical evidence for like I do.
TTHRIC

MasterBrown,

If you wish to continue jousting with Monteroy, he participates often in this thread: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28...dition-255990/ and is always willing to banter with other contributors to it.

It's probably best if you let this particular thread die, as it has lost its humour.
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:00 PM   #146
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I am your master, that is why they call me master after all. Don't come back, you lose. Come back you lose. You're used to that though since you don't finish in the money 80% of the time. What's is like being a loser for 80% of your life?
Have you been to Amsterdam lately?
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:34 PM   #147
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People can actually read your blog, which is more of the same mixture of arrogance and incompetence, to see the answer to that (those who want a laugh the link is somewhere earlier in the thread). You essentially admit to being a dirt poor, relatively average student that cannot currently afford games above a buck or so. A pizza is actually a luxury in your world, so perhaps that is why you obsess so much about them and the men who deliver them.



I said before I would be entertained until Tuesday but after that I will not bother reading this, as there is not much point. You are not offering anything new or interesting, and are going with a very average exit strategy, but then those are the limits of your abilities. I had hoped you would offer better, but I have no more expectations of that.

This will be my last post in this dying thread, and I will not be reading it after this post, so you can say whatever you want to give yourself the victory you need in your mind and then fade away into nothing as is your destiny.



The only time you can see someone saying these words to you is when you look in a mirror, an activity you probably do quite often. On the bright side, this means you have at least one follower. Buy more mirrors. Oops, you cannot afford mirrors. Steal more mirrors.




This is what guys like you say when you are having a hissy fit or temper tantrum. Imagine the words as being said by someone crying and see if it fits - there you go.

As well, you tried talking about poker again, and you were told how smart you are when you try to talk about poker.

Sure I could break down different game types to explain why different ITM figures matter (or do not matter), but it is clear that would go way, way, way over your head for now.



Stick to that bookkeeping thing you plan to do, multi-level and/or creative thinking is not one of your strengths. You assume everyone will behave as you do in your predictions and it shows.


To be fair - you did your job, as you entertained those who read the forums, but at this point your job is pretty much done, and your marginal entertainment value is quickly fading.

You have no money. You have at best an average future. You talk a big game, but have no game, and most of the time you do not even understand the game. People see through you. People laugh at you, never with you. That is your fate. That is your life. The human gene pool politely requests that you never reproduce.

The amusing part of all of this is that this thread will be the highlight of your poker career, and you will always remember this thread.

Good fortune in your play money games and your buck tournaments and of course...

All the best.
Nah, this thread is pretty weak compared to what I have done in the past. I created one on The Student Room once about childbirth not being that painful and it went on for over a hundred pages, literally, before the mods put an end to it. I received death threats and everything. It was beautiful. You, nor this thread, will be remembered by the great master brown.

Also, I have plenty of money for a student. I have child savings that became available to me this year which I have invested wisely. I also get 2000 scholarship each year, on top of student loans, not to mention what I will get in the future. I already have family in Canada who own a multi-millionaire dollar business. I will always earn way more than what you will ever dream of. That's just a fact. I've seen you're yearly winnings and it is just pitiful, even without subtracting the buy-ins. I just choose not to go above microstakes as I use my money more wisely and don't see poker as the only way in my life to make money. I play poker for fun, not for money. I can make money being useful in society and don't have to rely on a zero-sum game, relying on the failures of others to succeed. I enjoy the success of others while succeeding myself, which is why the environment I am in will always be more positive than yours.

It's also amazing how you are always so quick to reply, you really do have nothing else to do with your sad lonely life. Good luck bro, you're gonna need it. Playing online poker, posting on forums. I wouldn't want any amount of money if that's all I had to look forward to. Come on, one more time, you waste of air.
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:57 PM   #148
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Once again, I apologise on behalf on the UK and the Queen. Wikipedia lists our population of dickheads at less than 1%, so it's most unfortunate that this minority has to ruin it for the rest of us.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:03 PM   #149
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Once again, I apologise on behalf on the UK and the Queen. Wikipedia lists our population of dickheads at less than 1%, so it's most unfortunate that this minority has to ruin it for the rest of us.
Who cares about the Queen or any of the Royals? They are just a burden, they make no decisions and waste tax payers' money on private planes and hosting 1200 lifeless parties per year. Stop pretending like you care, idiot.
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is your last name marafioti?
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