This is just hilarious. Thanks OP for the laughs.

Good work.

Anyone with a somewhat normal IQ will learn the most simple rules of poker in about 5 minutes. One would assume that if you play a game on your free time, you would know the rules of said game. Like if I'm interested in playing a game of basketball, I don't show up to the local gym and play bball with a cricket bat. But IF I would do that, I sure as hell would not make a screename on NBA.com and lecture basketball people about the rules of a game.

And you getting a degree on anything makes me wonder about the standards of education in the area you live in. Or maybe you live in one of those countries where daddy dearest can pay your way through school.

masterbrown riding the shortbus to higher learning. congrats hes got 99 problems and Omaha is one

Fun read.

UK by the sounds of things.

hahaha great thread, voted 5 stars.

It's been stated many times that that is an easy mistake to make, especially when you just start playing play money after watching a few videos from youtube. Unless you read instructions (which I stated I didn't) the only way you know you have to use exactly two hole cards and three from the board is if you are born with the knowledge of omaha rules; and there isn't one documented case yet. So, actually IQ is completely irrelevant here, unlike the (lack of) logic in your posts which demonstates a pretty abismal IQ.

If anything the fact that I can grasp 95% of the rules from just watching video play WITHOUT instructions, then that shows pretty high intelligence. But you didn't think about it like that, because you don't think like me do you?

Education-wise; I studied Physics at Cambridge Summer school sponsored by Sutton Trust back in 09, and I'm in my final year of a degree at one of only two 6* management schools in the UK (Lancaster or London CASS, I won't specify which).

I'm taking a student loan to finance my degree like the vast majority of students, and not a single penny from my family. I fought my way to the top academic institutions through a gleaming academic record.

Now go back to serving fries, goof ball.

The lack of logic in these posts is just starting to bore me.

On behalf of the UK, I apologise to the rest of the world.

I didn't actually get that joke from there (I got it from this forum) and if I did; that isn't plagiarism, unless he could prove 100% that he was the absolute original creator of that joke. And I'm pretty certain he wasn't. If you went to uni you would be a little more informed. People referencing their jokes; that really is something new. You don't really understand the concept do you, because you never had to do it.

And you first make the comment about me being so desperate to win, then keep coming back until you eventually state 'I win'. Keep coming back to my thread bro, you're real easy to outwit.

Pseudo intellectuals always bring me great joy and amusement. I assume OP is just a troll, because no one can be that stupid at being "smart." People who feel the need to proclaim they are smart seldom are.

I'm holding out hope on the 1 in 100 chance that OP in not just a level, even though people like him usually only exist in poorly written pulp pieces.

I don't feel the need to; I just want to. There is a difference between need and want. You just failed at being "smart".

Did u really just respond with "I know you are but what am I?"

LOL.

He is absolutely not a troll. He is doing a bit of a troll routine now, but that is what guys like him do in reaction to being embarrassed. Some poker players share his personality disorder actually, and they are impossible to work with in a professional manner.


He really is what he is, though he may as a "Hail Mary" declare he was a troll all along to get some sort of victory before vanishing.



You laughed at your own joke that you copied.

Way to take pride on your lack of creativity. Showcase your strengths...

Dude, you had no idea how to play a simple game of poker and immediately you arrogantly attributed a hand you did not understand to a software glitch with "video proof."

Congrats on being a student, you clearly take pride in that as some kind of accomplishment, one that millions accomplish every year. I already did more with regard to academics than you will ever achieve (though that is not really an issue). However, guys like you always need to make yourself feel better by assuming everyone else is uneducated. That is a defense mechanism people like you use all the time and it perfectly fits your delusional personality.


That was just to generate a reply, and you did just as I wanted and expected. You have zero actual accomplishments, and you are not nearly as clever as you think. You probably can carve a relatively average existence for yourself, but that is about it. Your misplaced arrogance will always be your albatross that you wear, and you will never take responsibility for your weaknesses or failures.

Basically, you are average guy trying very hard to convince total strangers otherwise. That is pretty much your life in a nutshell.

I say all of this because it is true but also to get a response out of you, and you will respond because you absolutely have to respond. I know this so I play into it, and there is not a single thing you can do about it.

You can be a source of entertainment for others for a while, though I would predict within 2-3 days that everyone will be totally bored of you, because your routine literally never changes. You are permanently stuck.

With all of that said, I wish you the best of luck learning the rules of simple games of poker. Set your mind to it and you can do it.

All the best.

Yyyy... 95% does not include fact that you have to use 2 cards from your hand and 3 cards from the board? Well... Thats pretty much what omaha is all about, this is most basic rule for this game, so sorry - high intelligence not confirmed :]

And once again - anyone found YT channel?

Didn't read the whole thread, did poker stars fix the glitch? it's happened to me a few times before also.. I quit playing PLO because of it.

and he probably has no social skills and he either has no friends or they are dbags like him.

thats just a wild guess but its pretty close IMO

I'm not embarrassed lol. How can you be embarrassed when completely anonymous? You go to a great effort in trying to win, whilst making it crystal clear that you do not want to. It really is amusing how you keep coming back. I tried reading but got bored half way through. I don't know, you were still going on about that joke; I must have really touched a nerve or something there. So it really is true that you spend all your time playing poker whilst earning no more than a pizza delivery boy. It's too funny. Keep coming back to MY thread, it shows a lot about you.

Nope. What I wrote doesn't even remotely resemble that.

OP confirmed dbag.

Nobody here is impressed by your degrees, since there is nothing to be impressed of. why do you brag about them??? whats so special about it???

your life sucks, and will suck if you keep on being a dbag (financially you can spike a nice job, but socially you are doomed)




on the bright side, you are killing PLO

Actually, you are, but you refuse to let yourself be aware of it - part of your personality actually.

Being anonymous does not mean much to you, you are too important in your mind.

Seriously, you think you are that complex a personality type?


I already told you my objectives, use you as a means for humor for a couple more days. You really think you are the first to be in this type of discussion with me?

Some people like you can go on forever and some leave in a glorious manner, no idea which that is for you as of yet, but by Tuesday I will not even bother reading this thread as you will be old news. If you kick around that long then that's fine. If not, also fine.


Apparently I gave you credit for an attention span greater than you actually have going for you, my bad on that and I will try to keep responses shorter to help you in future.



Not really, I just thought it was funny you laughed at a lame joke that you told that you also copied. Don't read too much into it.



Sorry, but no, though I do understand that you will continue to use this approach as a defense mechanism, and I even predicted it. You really are fairly limited in how you approach a debate.



Nice that you take pride of ownership of "your thread," and perhaps you can put it on your resume as an accomplishment.

You have about 1-2 days left before everyone gets completely bored of you so for your next reply try to take a little time and make it a bit different. This last effort was fairly shoddy and I do actually think you can do better.

All the best.

OP likes apples.

Again, I didn't read past the first couple of sentences, before getting bored and it is likely no one else did. But it doesn't seize to amaze me the effort you put into it. I skimmed through and your point about attention span doesn't hold; I have great attention span for interesting or intellectually challenging things, but not for dullards like you. And you try to justify and rationalize to everyone that it doesn't matter if you win or lose because you will be 'gone by tuesday'. Damn right you'll be gone by tuesday. The funniest thing is I'm sat here chilled out, listening to Armand Van Helden and laughing my a** of each time you come back, while you're sat there agitated, thinking how to come back. I reel you in like the fish you are. Next post, degenerate pizza boy...

Good Will Hunting; A poor man's, 'A Beautiful Mind'.

Glad to see your college education is paying dividends.

I kept them nice and short and easy for you.

Unintentional irony is the best kind. Creative use of the word seize as well.


You hated when I used big words and sentences, now you hate small words and sentences. Make up your mind!

Yeah, you will.


No, I will not.



Take a picture of yourself and give it lots of compliments. Build a shrine around it. That will make you happy.

You got 1 day left of potential entertainment, up your game already, you are fading faster than I had hoped. Try to suck less.


All the best.